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I was wondering about the rules
By: JesusChristSaves Date: February 21, 2013, 8:33 pm
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One day my two friends and I were spending the night at Jack's,
just the three of us, and we got a phone call from this Jew
girl's house saying that Mary-kater (this girl that sometimes
tagged along with us on our wacky adventures so they wouldn't be
considered gay) was at her birthday party, passed out drunk and
to come take her home, we then drove to her house and brought
her back to Jack's. She was really blacked out, we tried to get
her to come around but she wouldn't. We decided to just play
pranks on her, so we started drawing on her, stuff like
"Property of M.F. Mudkipz" and "Fuck my ass" It was really funny
because she had gone completely limp. Pretty much just
modern-slapstick. We also did the "puppeteer" thing where you
move the person's mouth to make it look like they're saying
things. Eric started to wonder what her boobs looked like, and
because she was totally not waking up we thought it was best to
have a look, and man did her boobs look nice and we all squeezed
them and totally felt sorry for ourselves, us being such sick
fucks, but Jack actually did start to get a boner. I expected
him to just go to the bathroom and kill it, but he started to do
the puppeteer thing again, and instead pulled her jaw completely
open and shove his junk in her mouth. "Dude wtf you're a
horrible friend to her" was Eric's initial reaction, but then we
began to understand. We sat and watched until he finally came.
ON HER FACE. Jack left the room. Probably embarrassed. But no,
he came in whistling with a damp rag and wiped the sap off her
face. Some of it had dripped onto her boobs, so he had to take
Mary-kater's shirt off again and wipe it off, so of course, I
got hard. "Was that good?" I asked, trying to conceal my boner.
Jack said it was awesome and I tried to hold back forever but my
balls were already starting to ache. Just go to the bathroom and
jack off, I thought. But Mary-kater, with her open shirt, looked
so tempting. I told them I was going to do it to her too and
Eric laughed it off saying we were all going to jail, him as an
accomplice. I held her jaw in an open position and went in, I
couldn't hold back any longer. I sat on her chest as I fucked
her oral cavity (I told them her braces were a bit of a
cockblock. I was bleeding a little but I didn't care, because
the pleasure was overpowering the pain) until I pulled out and
came a LOT (I mean, a LOT) on her face. "Shit, I just cleaned
her face! You're going to have to clean her up now," said Jack.
It was probably the most intense orgasm ever, because I felt as
tired as shit afterward. I went to get the rag. Eric said not
yet, because he wanted to do her. He finished really quickly but
he was still harder than a Chinese arithmetic problem because of
her stupid cockblock braces. He tried to pull her tongue out of
her mouth and move it around his cock. "It's not working. Do you
oralfags think it's morally unjust to fuck a lady while she's
asleep?" It was a tough decision...no, not really, lulz. We both
agreed what she didn't know wouldn't hurt her and we helped off
her jeans and panties and that lucky Jew fucked the living
daylights out of her. Jack and I tried desperately to get hard
again. I was bored, thinking about memes. I thought about
Bridget and, Out of PURE coincidence, I finally got up (not so
much, but too bad), hard enough to slide inside her. As I felt
her pink wrapped around my cock, I got really hard really fast.
God, out of all the cunts I've tapped, her's felt by far the
best. It was so fluffy and moist with Eric's cum, like I was
banging a slice of angelfood cake. About ten minutes later, I
came harder than the first time. I closed my eyes and I swear, I
could see longcat smiling at me. After I was finished, Jack took
his turn. Afterward, we played with her pussy and tits and
posted about what we just did on /b/, we cleaned her up, watched
movies and had a classic, jolly old time.
To this day, Mary-Kater still doesn't know that night of fun the
three of us had--6/17/08.
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Re: I was wondering about the rules
By: Fanonzy Date: April 20, 2015, 7:13 am
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Re: I was wondering about the rules
By: Giresse Date: January 30, 2018, 5:00 am
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Re: I was wondering about the rules
By: Kasinako Date: May 11, 2018, 3:34 am
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Re: I was wondering about the rules
By: Yayoumee Date: November 12, 2018, 3:42 am
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Re: I was wondering about the rules
By: Yayoumee Date: November 12, 2018, 3:43 am
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Re: I was wondering about the rules
By: Recordings Date: December 20, 2018, 3:54 am
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being such sick fucks, but Jack actually did start to get a
boner. I expected him to just go to the bathroom and kill it,
but he started to do the puppeteer thing again, and instead
pulled her jaw completely open and shove his junk in her mouth.
"Dude wtf you're a horrible friend to her" was Eric's initial
reaction, but t
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