DIR Return Create A Forum - Home
---------------------------------------------------------
Faux Relay
HTML https://fauxrelay.createaforum.com
---------------------------------------------------------
*****************************************************
DIR Return to: Thread Graveyard
*****************************************************
#Post#: 627--------------------------------------------------
Masturbation can kill you...
DIR By: zornuzkull
Date: April 10, 2016, 5:02 am
---------------------------------------------------------
This is a disturbing turn of events... ;D
HTML http://www.naturalhealthprotocol.com/masturbation--dr-lawrence-wilson.html
#Post#: 630--------------------------------------------------
Re: Masturbation can kill you...
DIR By: Commissar Falco Sanders
Date: April 10, 2016, 5:19 am
---------------------------------------------------------
Well I'm fucked.
#Post#: 631--------------------------------------------------
Re: Masturbation can kill you...
DIR By: zornuzkull
Date: April 10, 2016, 5:30 am
---------------------------------------------------------
Nothing will stop me!!! NOTHING!!! ;D
HTML https://gifyu.com/images/1458557177395a883d.gif
#Post#: 638--------------------------------------------------
Re: Masturbation can kill you...
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: April 10, 2016, 6:03 am
---------------------------------------------------------
Is that a serious article? It looked professional up until it
suggested eating burgers to replenish vitamins...
#Post#: 647--------------------------------------------------
Re: Masturbation can kill you...
DIR By: zornuzkull
Date: April 10, 2016, 6:58 am
---------------------------------------------------------
Burgers are full of vitamins...
Especially when you cum on them first... ;D
HTML https://gifyu.com/images/Sesame-Burgers-2.jpg
#Post#: 763--------------------------------------------------
Re: Masturbation can kill you...
DIR By: senera2000
Date: April 10, 2016, 12:11 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
--- Quote ---
> I do not care what any psychologist, doctor or preacher says
about masturbation. It depletes a man or woman’s sexual fluid,
especially that of men, and it wastes vital energy needed for
healing.
--- End Quote ---
--- Quote ---
> 3. Read the bible and become very clear that both the Old and
the New Testament of the bible abhor and discourage
masturbation.
--- End Quote ---
--- Quote ---
> 18. I suggest circumcising all male children.
--- End Quote ---
I don't think that this is a professional post.
#Post#: 765--------------------------------------------------
Re: Masturbation can kill you...
DIR By: Lucan Tyrius
Date: April 10, 2016, 12:13 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
Haha haha hah...
This is a load of new age crap!
#Post#: 787--------------------------------------------------
Re: Masturbation can kill you...
DIR By: Commissar Falco Sanders
Date: April 10, 2016, 1:08 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
But if I DO have to eat more burgers, I'm cool with that.
#Post#: 790--------------------------------------------------
Re: Masturbation can kill you...
DIR By: zornuzkull
Date: April 10, 2016, 1:14 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
--- Quote from: senera2000 link ---
>
> [quote]I do not care what any psychologist, doctor or preacher
says about masturbation. It depletes a man or woman’s sexual
fluid, especially that of men, and it wastes vital energy needed
for healing.
--- End Quote ---
--- Quote ---
> 3. Read the bible and become very clear that both the Old and
the New Testament of the bible abhor and discourage
masturbation.
--- End Quote ---
--- Quote ---
> 18. I suggest circumcising all male children.
--- End Quote ---
I don't think that this is a professional post.
[/quote]
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg eat your heart out... ;D
#Post#: 850--------------------------------------------------
Re: Masturbation can kill you...
DIR By: Valromar
Date: April 11, 2016, 1:15 am
---------------------------------------------------------
You know what... Dead babies can't masturbate. But, people
sometimes masturbate to dead babies. Guess what, more
masturbation leads to less dead babies. STOP MASTURBATING, NEED
MORE DEAD BABIE JOKES!
*****************************************************
Page 1 of 2
DIR Next Page