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Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: December 1, 2016, 3:52 pm
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"So you're trying to say some random bloke who just walked into
my bar has a personal vendetta against the Daemon Primarch
Fulgrim?" Meros scoffs. "Yeah, and I've got beef with
Perturabo..."
#Post#: 8305--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: Lucan Tyrius
Date: December 1, 2016, 8:08 pm
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"Who doesn't?"
The voice came from the door, and there stood a tall, dark
figure cloaked in black
#Post#: 8306--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: December 2, 2016, 1:46 am
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"What is it with my bar and mysterious strangers?"
#Post#: 8309--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: muffin-heretic
Date: December 2, 2016, 2:31 pm
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"They're just strangers until you accept candy from them."
Muffin laugs in Meros' directiom;
turning at the man with the Fulgrim vendetta she says:
"Sorry about the beard thing, sometimes I see things that arn't
there."
She looks at the picture: "You have a personal hatred for the
Primarch? Well I hope you won't damage the pretty picture. You
must have been arround for a while to have known him, so may I
ask your name?"
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Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: cyratis
Date: December 2, 2016, 2:31 pm
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"A slaaneshi deamon was trapped inside my mortal vessel for many
months, that was until I tried indian cuisine, that was a battle
I'll never forget let me tell you...."
*He takes another swig of his whiskey*
Besides...how could such a powerful being be trapped in wood and
paper? seems unlikely to me...."
#Post#: 8311--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: December 2, 2016, 2:48 pm
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So'rem drifts over to the bar. "The warp works in mysterious
ways... I've never trusted psykers anyway."
#Post#: 8315--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: muffin-heretic
Date: December 3, 2016, 7:25 am
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"wood and paper?"
Muffin takes a swig of her Sororitas-Brandy and relishes the
pure spirit before looking at cyratis.
"You do not know much about the ancient terran arts, do you?
Don't take it as an offense but you should inquire about it,
perhaps ask Meros, as a son of Sanguinious, he should be aware
of some of the beauties that can be found in fine craftsmanship
of old."
Pointing back at the portrait she adds:
"If this had been made of simple paper instead of the finest
canvas of linen, it would have oxidated in the air long ago.
Even know, I doubt anyone could paint a picture with colours
that could hold out for milenia, it truly is a sorcery of it's
own."
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Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: December 3, 2016, 12:24 pm
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Meros sets the tray of glasses down nearby. "Both myself and
So'rem consider ourselves to be, somewhat patrons of the arts.
Myself being of the Angels known for their eccentric murals and
tapestries, and the Salamanders for their artifice in
ballistics." He pauses to admire the picture once more. "This
would indeed be of the galaxy's finest canvas. Only a substance
fitting for a Primarch." He glances over to the opposite wall,
where the dark area is. "I should have a portrait of Bjorn the
Fellhanded somewhere."
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Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: cyratis
Date: December 4, 2016, 2:36 pm
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"Well I must say, I consider myself to be a patron of the arts
as well! I mean could you look at this mustache and think
otherwise!?!"
He says, stroking his immaculate facial hair.
"And how could you look at my formerly human servants and not
think- oh I am very sorry sir but I can't help but notice a
stain on your bar".
Godfrey then grabs his nearest minstrel and proceeds to use it
in place of a wipe to mop up said stain before continuing.
"As I was saying- and NOT think they were created by one
immensely gifted in the art of gene crafting!?!"
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Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: Old Man Sanders
Date: December 6, 2016, 1:51 pm
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*A man walks through the bar doors, he's in classic commissar
uniform, black leather everything, with an officers sash about
the waist of red. He walks up to the bar and grabs the first
bottle he sees, a squat squared bottle of blue glass, which he
knocks back, before frowning and spitting it out in a wide arc.
He removes a small hip flask, adds a few drops to the brew, and
takes another swig.*
"This, this is good shit."
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