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#Post#: 8513--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: muffin-heretic
Date: December 29, 2016, 11:34 am
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"Well, I saved Falco's butt and the butts of most other
inhabitants of this bar when I sacrificed myself in fire."
Muffin looks at her drink.
"That makes little sense, I know, but I'm dead, this Bar is
showing continuity the middle finger."
#Post#: 8514--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: senera2000
Date: December 29, 2016, 12:57 pm
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"Well.. it sounds like you have done more good than evil, so I
will drop it."
Senera hands over the other punch-hot chocolate drink to Muffin
"Here, peace offering"
#Post#: 8515--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: December 29, 2016, 1:01 pm
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"Yeah! Fuck you continuity!" Meros briefly becomes an Imperial
Fist and high fives So'rem, who is now a Silver Skulls
librarian, with a Power Fist. They both return to normal almost
as quickly as they had bizarrely changed.
#Post#: 8520--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: muffin-heretic
Date: December 29, 2016, 6:02 pm
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"Thanks."
Muffin gets the drink and empties it in one go.
"I get that you have all that beef with heresy 'n such, I really
do. Hell I used to be the same."
#Post#: 8524--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: December 29, 2016, 6:49 pm
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The two Astartes sit down. Meros next to Muffin and So'rem next
to Senera. They wait and see if some interesting life stories
are heard, and prepare in case they have to recall their own.
#Post#: 8527--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: cyratis
Date: December 29, 2016, 11:20 pm
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Godfrey mops up his former servant for a moment before
realizing....
"Wait a second.....I don't mop!"
He exclaims before handing off the aforementioned instrument of
cleanliness to one of his gross man-servants.
"And don't give yourself too much credit for "saving" Sanguinius
Blood Angel he was destined to die anyway, I should know I was
there".
#Post#: 8540--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: Runa_Cat
Date: December 30, 2016, 12:23 pm
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Tecon, still nursing his Mjod, looks up 'Feth continuity? That
explains why I'm in regular armor instead of the Dreadnought.
Wait, Faizel, didn't you die? You did. I was at your funeral.'
Faizel, after taking a sip of his amasec 'Nah, that was a clone.
Also, Tecon, where is your war axe? Or did you have a limiter
installed in Your armor?' turning to Falco 'I know a Librarian
who would be willing to take a look at that technology for you.
He's fairly handy with technology. Only reason he's not a
Techmarine is because he is a Psyker.' turning to the black
Templar 'attempt to murder a patron of this bar, and Tecon will
melt your face. Slowly. Do you understand? Every one in this bar
has Inquisitorial immunity for any crimes committed outside this
building. Meaning, even if she were Kyriss or Ka'Bandha, or,
feth, Horus Himself. '
#Post#: 8541--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: December 30, 2016, 12:36 pm
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"I think Tecon is more likely to kill the owners of the bar than
the patrons." So'rem mumbles under his breath.
#Post#: 8542--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: muffin-heretic
Date: December 30, 2016, 1:58 pm
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Muffin laughs.
"I wanna summon a Deamon now."
Muffin looks at Falco:
"Do you have a useless guardsman or something?"
#Post#: 8549--------------------------------------------------
Re: Good grief! Another bar thread!
DIR By: senera2000
Date: December 31, 2016, 12:06 pm
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Senera turns to Muffin, "I thought that you said that you
weren't a Slannesh psycho"
Then he turns to the inquisitor. "Horus? I thought that the
inquisition was supposed to serve the Emperor, not undermine
Him. Are you even a real inquisitor?"
Senera then he asks Godfrey, "Who might you be good sir?"
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