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#Post#: 7926--------------------------------------------------
Muffins Pit
DIR By: muffin-heretic
Date: October 5, 2016, 9:44 am
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This plays in a alternate reality.
Somehow, Muffin took over a Cult of Slaanesh driven Maniacs and
together they built a pit.
Really, all it is, is a very big, neatly round hole.
One by one, they captured the Ordo Relayus Members and, for Lols
sacke, threw them down into the Pit. Stripping them off their
Jump packs of course.
the first two to come in, will be the first two to turn
The Rulez:
You have one Turn, as with my RP's, however, I will update asap,
so if you take too long to turn... your bad.
I will roll, to keep this as fair as possible.
Muffin is watching, so if you are sort of overpowering your
enemy, she could feel like tossing something into the pit to
make it more even.
You can enter with weapons and armour or without, but if you
have some hidden power, please pm me about it.
#Post#: 7927--------------------------------------------------
Re: Muffins Pit
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: October 5, 2016, 10:06 am
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Meros enters, devoid of any clothing save for a pair of leather
sandals and a cloth to preserve his dignity. The skin where his
metal arm meets flesh is peppered with scarring, as is the area
around his neck and chin, with another lingering scratches on
his lip and above his eyebrows.
He brandishes a long and heavy broadsword in his two hands.
However, it's clear to see after barely a moments examination
that it is carved of a dark wood - blade, hilt and all.
"Let us fight like the noble Astartes we are, just like in the
fighting pits of Baal."
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Re: Muffins Pit
DIR By: Norabder
Date: October 5, 2016, 10:56 am
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The unnamed Lamenter walks in, also without armour and armed
only with a wooden spear. The spears blade has been covered.
"Very well brother, like on Baal."
#Post#: 7929--------------------------------------------------
Re: Muffins Pit
DIR By: muffin-heretic
Date: October 5, 2016, 11:38 am
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"well don't you look hot like that?" Muffin speaks from the edge
of the pit, above the two: "Too bad that this won't be any fun."
Muffin throws a bat with barbed wire down the hole: "Only one of
you shall leave. Beat each others with sticks or do the looser a
favor and make it slightly faster!"
laughing, she sits down, letting her feet over the edge.
#Post#: 7930--------------------------------------------------
Re: Muffins Pit
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: October 5, 2016, 11:45 am
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"Barbed wire? 'Tis not a weapon for honourable combat." He looks
at Norabder and wipes a trail of black hair from his left eye to
behind his ear. "Shall we begin?" Meros steps closer, raising
his sword in his metal arm.
#Post#: 7931--------------------------------------------------
Re: Muffins Pit
DIR By: Norabder
Date: October 5, 2016, 1:48 pm
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Aye brother, it will be good to fight an honourable opponent for
a change.
*Raises the spear in a defensive stance*
#Post#: 7932--------------------------------------------------
Re: Muffins Pit
DIR By: muffin-heretic
Date: October 5, 2016, 2:32 pm
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"Are you for real?" Muffin sits there, getting slightly mad,
that these two Astartes have yet to punch each other a single
time.
"Start punching each other, or I'll choose a winner by default."
you see three Cultists setting up a massive beast of a multi
barreled flamer, aimed down the hole.
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Re: Muffins Pit
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: October 5, 2016, 2:38 pm
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Meros runs forward and swings the thinner edge of the wooden
blade toward Norabder's abdomen, bearing a pair of smiling
canines.
#Post#: 7936--------------------------------------------------
Re: Muffins Pit
DIR By: Norabder
Date: October 5, 2016, 4:05 pm
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Brings the butt of the spear to the ground, with the head in the
air to block the strike whilst snapping the butt towards Meros'
ankles.
#Post#: 7942--------------------------------------------------
Re: Muffins Pit
DIR By: muffin-heretic
Date: October 6, 2016, 11:35 am
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ROLLS:
[SPOILER]
MEROS atk: 4
NORABDER def: 3 (fails)
NORABDER counter: (fails, since the def failed)
[/SPOILER]
Norabder tries to block the swing of the sword but Meros strikes
too hard and the spear is shoved asside by the swordblow, only
deminishing it's power slightly.
It beeing a wooden blade however it only bruises norabder
slightly, not even leaving a real contasion, only a red streak.
Muffin sighs above.
"Do we have Snakes? Can we throw down Snakes?"
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