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       #Post#: 7796--------------------------------------------------
       Standard Issue Character Profile Sheet
   DIR By: Apothecary Meros
       Date: September 10, 2016, 6:59 pm
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       I've spent the last couple of days designing and testing a
       character sheet for use by all members of the Relayus Novum and
       their primary RP characters. What I mean by primary, is the one
       we associate with our usernames - for example I would have Meros
       (and possibly So'rem) as my primary Characters. Muffin has
       Muffin the Heretic as her primary character and Senera2000 has
       Senera the Black Templar as his.
       If you really wanted, you can use this for any character. But
       due to the length of this sheet and the detail it will require
       to fully complete, it's hardly worth the effort for a small, one
       use character that you'll probably forget existed in a few weeks
       time.
       In the fist spoiler tag is the profile with descriptions for
       what exactly goes in each section. In the second spoiler tag is
       a blank profile without the description and just the headings so
       that it can be easily copied and pasted for your own use.
       [spoiler]
       Name: The full name of your character, including middle names
       but excluding any titles such as ‘Doctor’ or ‘Captain’
       Species: The species of which your character belongs to, such as
       ‘Human’ or ‘Ork’. Also include if your character is a mix, such
       as ‘Human-Eldar’. Beings of technically the same race, but may
       be a different 40k codex (such as Craftworld and Dark Eldar) are
       to be listed as their separate races as determined by the codex.
       Gender: There are TWO genders. I don’t want any of the bullsh!t
       you bring from Tumblr infecting this profile. Although, for the
       case of species such as Orks which have no defined genders, I
       will accept N/A.
       Sexuality: Simple. Do you like c0ck, or t!ts? Not hard… well,
       one of them can be hard but that’s not what I mean…
       Place of Origin: Not looking for an exact address, unless you
       want to be that specific. Something like the planet, and maybe
       where the planet is in terms of galactic Segmentums would be
       suitable (or not, if you decide on living in the warp, or
       perhaps on a ship drifting from place to place.)
       Approx. Age: Preferably in Terran years.
       Build: Burly, slight, strong, frail, whatever. Always use in
       comparison to the species. So, if you have a ‘frail space
       marine’ then he’s still going to kick the shit out of an Eldar
       in a fight, but maybe not as fast as a ‘burly space marine’.
       Allegiance: Do they worship the Emperor, or are they a scion of
       the chaos gods? Maybe your Eldar character hails from Craftworld
       Lugganath, or lives under the deceitful eyes of Asdrubael Vect.
       Does your fire warrior bow to the Ethereals, or follow Farsight?
       Whoever they fight for, put here.
       Type/Rank: Scrub or Sergeant? Corporal or Commissar? Fire Dragon
       or Farseer? You get the point…
       Facial Features –
       a)
       so a fat character will have a fat face, maybe a double chin
       too… or more.
       b)
       over the face and head. Even nose hair, if you want to be that
       disgustingly specific.
       c)
       the eyes such as a bionic then that goes here too. If their
       facial structure affects the eyes, such as making them appear
       larger or smaller, put that in section ‘a’ of Facial Features.
       d)
       eyes in section ‘c’) as well as other aspects of their face that
       don’t fit elsewhere.
       Body Features: Include items like skin tone, any deformities,
       disabilities or mutations whether occurring at birth, a result
       of wounds or whatever. Maybe a lost limb is replaced by a
       bionic, if so tell me here. Scars, burns, birth marks – stick it
       in this section.
       Mental State: Krazy like Khârn, or calm and collected like a
       meditating Farseer? Or somewhere in between like a guardsman who
       can’t decide if he’s terrified or the biggest hero the Imperium
       has seen since Ciaphas Cain.
       Relationships – This section is mostly intended for the names of
       other individual characters. Although in some cases, an
       organisation or an entire race is applicable.
       a)
       this person. Or, if you’re sneaky, multiple people.
       b)
       and aspires to be like them.
       c)
       people any day of the week.
       d)
       clear what family member each person is. We wouldn’t want
       someone confusing your mother for your sister.
       e)
       of company, but they wouldn’t be disappointed if they were.
       f)
       that they at least talk to them on a regular basis.
       g)
       sweetroll.
       h)
       but a middle finger wouldn’t go amiss
       i)
       questions later.
       j)
       must die by your character’s hands.
       Clothing: The average, day to day clothing. Multiple outfits can
       be written here, but please not the entire wardrobe.
       Armour: Do they fear each coming day wearing standard issue
       Astra Militarum cardboard, or wear a swanky suit of power
       armour?
       Gadgets/Wargear: Items that would be classed as wargear in a
       Warhammer 40,000 codex are included here. Such as Jump Packs,
       Signum links, shield generators and other bits of tech your
       character carries around.
       Weapons: All Dakka and Choppy is to be listed here.
       Owned Transports: Maybe they drift on a motorbike from town to
       town, or travel in luxury aboard a behemoth sized starship.
       Personal Motives: Why is your character here? What are they
       after? What do they seek in life?[/spoiler]
       [spoiler]
       Name:
       Species:
       Gender:
       Sexuality:
       Place of Origin:
       Approx. Age:
       Build:
       Allegiance:
       Type/Rank:
       Facial Features –
       a)
       b)
       c)
       d)
       Body Features:
       Mental State:
       Relationships –
       a)
       b)
       c)
       d)
       e)
       f)
       g)
       h)
       i)
       j)
       Clothing:
       Armour:
       Gadgets/Wargear:
       Weapons:
       Owned Transports:
       Personal Motives:
       [/spoiler]
       #Post#: 7797--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Standard Issue Character Profile Sheet
   DIR By: muffin-heretic
       Date: September 11, 2016, 8:15 am
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       Name: Johanna Regrebmorts (aka Muffin)
       Species: Mutant Human
       Gender: female
       Sexuality: Bisexual but does not care about having sex
       Place of Origin: Orphan, grew up on Ophelia
       Approx. Age: 33
       Build: rather strong for a human
       Allegiance: "I love the Emperor, but Slaanesh has granted me
       many things." - Muffin
       Type/Rank: Space Pirate?
       Facial Features -
       a)   Facial Structure: roundish face but the cheeks are inward
       due to malnutrition
       b)   Hairstyle, colour and facial hair: used to be brown for a
       while but it turned pink and purple uppon corruption, it's
       shoulder lenght except for some at the side of her face which is
       longer. Irregular Bangs.
       c)   Eyes: Cyan (the pupils turn pale durring illusions or mad
       fits)
       d)   Misc: two purple, sharp horns grow out of her head, both on
       the right side
       Body Features:
       Horns, as mentioned.
       Her right hand was burnt and mutated into purple tentacle
       fingers.
       Scars all over the body, but most of them are hidden by cloth.
       A cups
       1.75 m tall
       Mental State: batshit insane
       Relationships –
       a)   Romantic: Aiden
       b)   Guides: The Sisterhood Sororitas, especially Repentias
       c)   Close friends: Jaquline (Rastanette), J, nameless Girl
       (Zielley),
       d)   Family (blood): none
       e)   Liked persons: most Relay people, other Slaanesh Heretics
       f)   Acquaintances:
       g)   Disliked persons: Heretics of other Chaos Gods.
       h)   Strongly disliked persons: Ristiald; Eldar Harlequinns;
       i)   Enemies: Dark Eldar race; Khorneates (for obvious reason
       though);
       j)   Nemesis: Grey Knights, Ultramarines,
       Clothing: Red or Black skirt (cloth), a skull (someones),
       Repentia Hood (rarely wears it)
       Armour: Sororitas Corset (part of old Armour), Leather boots
       (stolen from dark eldar, possessed by Khornate),
       Gadgets/Wargear: horns and tentacles
       Weapons: Eviscerator, Heavy mutli-barreled Flamer, Handflamer
       Owned Transports: The Rule34 (originally was a Dark Eldar ship
       but has parts of Loyalist ships attatched)
       Personal Motives: Did it for the lulz
       #Post#: 7804--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Standard Issue Character Profile Sheet
   DIR By: Gooshgoosh
       Date: September 11, 2016, 11:50 am
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       I yeah this is sheeit...
       #Post#: 7805--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Standard Issue Character Profile Sheet
   DIR By: Lucan Tyrius
       Date: September 11, 2016, 12:04 pm
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       Quit being a dick... it's like the only rule here...
       #Post#: 7807--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Standard Issue Character Profile Sheet
   DIR By: Apothecary Meros
       Date: September 11, 2016, 4:16 pm
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       --- Quote from: Zornuzkull link ---
       >
       > I yeah this is sheeit...
       >
       --- End Quote ---
       As much as I appreciate feedback in all forms, it's not exactly
       helping me make any improvements.
       #Post#: 7810--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Standard Issue Character Profile Sheet
   DIR By: Norabder
       Date: September 12, 2016, 10:32 am
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       Name: Unknown... although for some reason everyone has been
       calling him Norabder, this still confuses him a bit.
       Species: Human; Astartes
       Gender: Male
       Sexuality: Straight cisgendered oppressor (  :P )
       Place of Origin: planet recruited from; Unknown
       Approx. Age: Unknown
       Build: slightly above average strength for an Astartes
       Allegiance: loyal Imperial; Lamenters, blood angels and
       Sanguinius.
       Type/Rank: Unknown (could be anything from battle brother to
       captain)
       Facial Features –
       a)   Facial Structure: appears gaunt and stern, no scars or
       other marks on face.
       b)   Hairstyle, colour and facial hair: short blonde hair, clean
       shaven
       c)   Eyes: blue
       d)   Misc: left arm is bionic and built into the armour, as such
       the left arm section of armour cannot be removed.
       Body Features: scars around the left side of the torso as well
       as one scar just to the right of the small of his back.
       Mental State: normally calm and reserved but will quickly take
       command in a combat situation.
       Relationships –
       a)   Romantic: none
       b)   Guides: none
       c)   Close friends: Cpl Alberto Malich (formerly Valian 2nd,
       missing presumed dead (officially)), Sgt Mortimer Ridcully
       (Valian 1st)
       d)   Family (blood): none
       e)   Liked persons: most relay members
       f)   Acquaintances: none
       g)   Disliked persons: The Duke of the hidden realm. (and
       associated harlequins)
       h)   Strongly disliked persons: none... yet
       i)   Enemies: xenos and heretics
       j)   Nemesis: every Minotaur ever... Tyranids
       Clothing: rarely removes armour
       Armour: MK7 power armour with built in bionic left arm and
       infernus pistol mounted on the right wrist.
       Gadgets/Wargear: grenades... lots of grenades (special issue
       ammo for boltgun)
       Weapons: boltgun, combat knife, infernus pistol.
       Owned Transports: none (although has command of an Imperial
       guard Vendetta on loan from Vale Primus
       Personal Motives: discover the fate of the Lamenters, kill
       Minotaurs and tyranids...
       and once that is done purge the xenos and burn the heretics. (so
       nothing much just kill a few billion life forms...)
       #Post#: 7811--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Standard Issue Character Profile Sheet
   DIR By: Apothecary Meros
       Date: September 13, 2016, 5:34 pm
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       *Recording begins. The sounds of someone taking a seat is heard
       in the background. One unrecognisable voice clears their
       throat.*
       Name: "Meros."
       Species: "My body is human."
       Gender: "Male."
       Sexuality: "Not applicable... well, actually... I had a thing
       with a Sororitas once but that was a long time ago. She was best
       friends with this half metal Blood Raven and- ... ok, sorry.
       Please continue."
       Place of Origin: "The sands of Baal Secundus."
       Approx. Age: "My body is no longer than a couple of decades in
       age. Although, I myself have been living for at least ten
       thousand Terran years."
       Build: "I'd say rather average for a Space Marine."
       Allegiance: *sarcastically* "For the glory of Sanguinius and the
       Emperor. And possibly Slaanesh, but I try not to get too
       involved over there."
       Type/Rank: "Apothecae Minoris."
       Facial Features – *The recording features the sound of a helmet
       being removed. The voice of the interrogator takes over*
       a)   Facial Structure: "Angular. Facial expression set into an
       everlasting smirk." *He chuckles*
       b)   Hairstyle, colour and facial hair: "Black Hair, shoulder
       length-" Actually my hair is blond. I just like to dye it on
       occasion."
       c)   Eyes: "Grey-blue in colour."
       d)   Misc: "Scarring on the upper lip and left eyebrow. Canine
       teeth are elongated and sharpened."
       Body Features: *A metal chair grinds across the floor and
       someone stands* "Arms out please... ok: pale skinned, small
       vertical scar on the left of the neck stretching to the
       collarbone. Left arm is completely bionic, and appears to be a
       mixture of Mechanicus and Xenos technology."
       Mental State: "I'm naturally quite an angry individual in the
       thick of a battle, but considering I slaughter entire
       populations of people for a living I reckon I'm rather sane."
       Relationships –
       a)   Romantic: "I mentioned that Sororitas, right? And I think I
       once did it with a Farseer, but I'd drank far too much Fenrisian
       Ale to even begin going into details."
       b)   Guides: "1st Captain Raldoron... deceased."
       c)   Close friends: "Brother-librarian Mkani Kano... deceased.
       Techmarine So'rem. Johanna. Don't look so confused, I know you
       have a file on her too back there. Also my crew, Commissar
       Montenegro and Leiutenant Wryland. Guardsman Stanislav and
       Quartermaster Six Hundred and Sixty Six are deceased."
       d)   Family (blood): "I suppose the closest people to a Blood
       relation would be Sanguinius himself, and Brother Sergeant
       Rafen."
       e)   Liked persons: "Pretty much everyone else you have in those
       files there - the Relay. To go on a wider scale, I generally
       like most of my Astartes companions and the Eldar, but probably
       those of the Craftworlds over their more unsavoury cousins.
       f)   Acquaintances: "Naturally, the Blood Angels chapter,
       although I doubt they'd willingly return the gesture."
       g)   Disliked persons: "Most followers of Khorne seem to have
       less intelligence than a newborn. You ask Chaplain Lemartes 2+2
       and he might try to rip your head off, but he still knows basic
       mathematics."
       h)   Strongly disliked persons: "The Dark Angels always got on
       my nerves a bit. And the Grey Knights strike me as the kind
       unlikely to make an aquiantance of myself."
       i)   Enemies: "... Bile... and that damnable harlot Kyriss."
       j)   Nemesis: "My real body."
       Clothing: "Although you're unlikely to see me out of my armour,
       I keep a set of white duty robes."
       Armour: "A set of Astartes power armour, of various designs,
       painted to the scheme of a Blood Angels Legion Apothecary."
       Gadgets/Wargear: "Astartes jump pack, Narthecium, handheld
       bio-scanner."
       Weapons: "I assume you mean my 'average' weapons? Yes? Ok: I
       always wield my chainaxe, and keep a Bolt Pistol sidearm. If I
       were to say what else I would prefer to carry, it would likely
       be something relating to fire."
       Owned Transports: "The Bloody Carnage is my Thunderhawk that I
       definitely didn't steal."
       Personal Motives: "I want my old armour back really. That, and
       the knowlege that the Mechanicus won't shoot me on sight."
       "That's all for now. Return to your cell." *Meros is heard
       standing, and the door slides open. Footsteps fade into the
       distance. Recording ends.*
       #Post#: 7812--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Standard Issue Character Profile Sheet
   DIR By: Segovax
       Date: September 14, 2016, 2:26 am
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       Data log 1437 inquisitor Kraegus
       subject name: Segovax or the "red butcher"
       Species: Human for the most part
       gender: male
       sexuality: has lost the preference since the indoctrination into
       the world eater legion
       origin: Damitos- Ultrama sector
       age: unknown, Centuries?
       build: from a combination of the space marine enhancements and
       the world eater's more... brutal enhancements has left him a
       bulging muscular mess
       allegiance: Khornate
       rank: Leader of a warband of traitor astarte pirates
       Facial features: covered in overlapping scars over sickly pale
       skin which juts out to the rough surgical implements of the
       world eater legion, metal staples hold his eternally snarling
       face to his skull as the ugly "Butchers nails" cortex sticks out
       from the back of his head, every pulse from the device bringing
       a jolt of pain that makes his face tick every minute or so. His
       hair is short and black, mattered in blood that matches the red
       of his eyes. His mouth has chunks of his lips missing which peel
       back to show his brass fangs, replacing his teeth. His body even
       worse as it's patched with healing wounds and scars from various
       weapons leaving his skin with torn and ragged scars.
       Mental state: He is a savage, having more in common with a rabid
       dog than a man, showing signs of memory loss, a common symptom
       from the butchers nails but strangest of all when his sleeping
       is monitored by psychers they don't come back the same, losing
       all feeling in reality.
       relationships:
       romantic, guide, friends, family- None but he calls out one name
       in his sleep, valeria.
       Disliked people- Other Khornates
       hated people - Everything with a pulse
       Enemies: any who stand in his way
       Nemesis: me from what I can find
       Clothing: simple cloth pants
       Armour: A skull and demonic adorned set of Mk 4 armour, blood
       stains mix with the black and red cerimite as horns jut out of
       the helm and shoulder guard that has a sheet of flayed human
       skin adorned over the plate.
       Gear:  A large two handed chain axe is chained to his wrists
       along side his two other smaller chain axes that he wears along
       his belt
       Owned transport:The death dealer his repurposed prison ship
       Personal motives: I'am unsure of his true motive as he moves
       towards the ultrama sector he has butchered many worlds and
       gathered a sizeable fleet of ships with the men to back it up.
       With the ultramarines forces spread out so thinly we are unsure
       of how we will defend the sector.
       With the power invested in me I, Inquisitor Kraegus, pronounce
       him as traitoris Primus and must be destroyed at all costs.
       
       #Post#: 7814--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Standard Issue Character Profile Sheet
   DIR By: Old Man Sanders
       Date: September 14, 2016, 12:41 pm
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       Name: Falco Sanders
       Species: Human
       Gender: Male
       Sexuality: Heterosexual.
       Place of Origin: Retrocles III
       Approx. Age: 134
       Build: Tall, lean,
       Allegiance: To the imperium at large, but not the bureaucrats
       that run it. To my species by honour, and my friends by duty.
       Type/Rank: Lord commissar.
       Facial Features –
       a)   Facial Structure: Strong chin. gaunt cheeks, sunken eyes,
       longish face.
       b)   Hairstyle, colour and facial hair: Black hair, short cut,
       typically have stubble.
       c)   Eyes: Brown, one missing, replaced with green implant
       d)   Misc: Heavy scaring across his face due to burns. It gives
       it a wrinkled, haggard appearance almost like melted wax, and
       though fully healed across his body, he tends to wear bandages
       across his face and hands.
       Body Features: Cirrhotic liver, emphysema in lungs, auto
       injector implant fixed to lower stomach. Lots of implants
       (imperial design). Generally in an awful state, he has a full
       internal organ transplant from a clone every 4 years, one
       incoming.
       Mental State: Sturdy. Shattered and held together with superglue
       and duct tape i.e alcohol and stimms.
       Relationships –
       a)   Romantic: None.
       b)   Guides: None? I have a ship and crew including navigators
       so....?
       c)   Close friends: Apothecary meros. He's a good man...
       marine... uh... organism? Wait is he even that... Either way
       he's nice enough.
       d)   Family (blood): None. Sister (Deceased by his own
       plotting), Father (Deceased by his own hand), Mother (Deceased),
       Brother (Alive), Clones (Mostly Deceased).
       e)   Liked persons: The saint (previously muffin), Segovax,
       Norabder, (for the most part) Ristiald.
       f)   Acquaintances: Too many to count.
       g)   Disliked persons: A lot
       h)   Strongly disliked persons: A lot.
       i)   Enemies: Tryzan the infinite...?
       j)   Nemesis: Maybe Tryzan. Perhaps. But in all honesty he
       doesn't really hold grudges that much.
       Clothing: Commissars hat, coat, boots, trousers... pretty much
       everything in that vein.
       Armour: Rosarius, carapace armour.
       Gadgets/Wargear: Had a bunch of digital weapons... but I lost
       those.
       Weapons: Bolt pistols (3), Chainsword, power sword
       Owned Transports: The metalus Gravus.
       Personal Motives: [REDACTED]
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