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#Post#: 75--------------------------------------------------
Re: BAR
DIR By: zornuzkull
Date: April 3, 2016, 6:54 pm
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What the hell is French port?
*puts out a plate of warp dusted Muffins and a bottle of
absinthe on the bar top*
All we have is absinthe whisky vodka and about fifty kilos of
warp dust...
*rummages around under the bar *
And a sh!t ton of obscura... ;D
#Post#: 77--------------------------------------------------
Re: BAR
DIR By: muffin-heretic
Date: April 3, 2016, 6:57 pm
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Muffin proceeds to pour the Absinthe over the Muffin, sets it on
fire and then eats it.
"heh, yes, that's the stuff."
she glucks down the bottle of absinthe.
The breath she takes after emptying the bottle makes fire come
from her mouth and nose.
she falls over, on the floor and stops moving.
#Post#: 79--------------------------------------------------
Re: BAR
DIR By: zornuzkull
Date: April 3, 2016, 7:02 pm
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*nudges her with the edge of his boot*
You dead again?...
*pours himself a drink*
Cultists can't drink for sh!t...
#Post#: 82--------------------------------------------------
Re: BAR
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: April 3, 2016, 7:11 pm
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Meros pushes the lifeless body of the stripper away and heads
for the closet vodka. He looks down at the incapacitated Muffin
and nudges her head from side to side with his boot. "Does
anybody have a marker pen?"
#Post#: 84--------------------------------------------------
Re: BAR
DIR By: muffin-heretic
Date: April 3, 2016, 7:17 pm
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Muffin giggles and kicks Meros in the face.
#Post#: 85--------------------------------------------------
Re: BAR
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: April 3, 2016, 7:22 pm
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Meros staggers backward before taking a seat. "Or I could just
carve the cock and balls onto your face with a knife."
#Post#: 87--------------------------------------------------
Re: BAR
DIR By: muffin-heretic
Date: April 3, 2016, 7:23 pm
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Muffin stands up, grabs the Vodka from the table, pours the
contents of it into Meros Grill and takes out a lighter.
"Ready?"
#Post#: 88--------------------------------------------------
Re: BAR
DIR By: Apothecary Meros
Date: April 3, 2016, 7:31 pm
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He gargles the words. "Calm yer tits, I wouldn't really do
that."
#Post#: 89--------------------------------------------------
Re: BAR
DIR By: muffin-heretic
Date: April 3, 2016, 7:38 pm
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Muffin puts her lighter away.
"Another! That was great!" she smashes her tentacled hand on the
Bar.
#Post#: 90--------------------------------------------------
Re: BAR
DIR By: zornuzkull
Date: April 3, 2016, 7:57 pm
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*pours out several shots in a long row*
Here yah go...
*starts rolling an obscura blunt*
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