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       #Post#: 51--------------------------------------------------
       Re: BAR
   DIR By: zornuzkull
       Date: April 3, 2016, 5:52 pm
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       And I'm the same old Zorn...
       *looks towards the strippers*
       YEAH SHAKE IT BABY!!! ;D
       #Post#: 52--------------------------------------------------
       Re: BAR
   DIR By: Commissar Falco Sanders
       Date: April 3, 2016, 5:53 pm
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       *The bar isn't really a bar... it's more of a nice clean plateau
       in the middle of the warp, with a bar and, of course, a heck of
       a lot of warp dust and alcohol*
       *Suddenly, a hole opens in the warp, and I come in carrying a
       pool table along with another man, whilst others bring in
       pinball and arcade machines. A trio of slaaneshi... things walk
       in, and of course, start flirting (Be careful of what's beneath
       the loincloth, it might surprise you.)*
       "WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO THE NEW BAR!"
       *Clador drag runs through, knocking over an arcade machine,
       whilst ranting about something*
       "Ooooookay then."
       #Post#: 58--------------------------------------------------
       Re: BAR
   DIR By: Apothecary Meros
       Date: April 3, 2016, 6:03 pm
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       'Meros' returns, hastily affixing a Salamanders shoulder pad and
       a servo harness when he sees the pinball machine already there.
       "Emperor dammit! Now I've got to change back again - this
       facepaint isn't cheap ya'know!" He walks back out.
       #Post#: 62--------------------------------------------------
       Re: BAR
   DIR By: muffin-heretic
       Date: April 3, 2016, 6:09 pm
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       "Warp dust and set it on Fire!"
       #Post#: 64--------------------------------------------------
       Re: BAR
   DIR By: Apothecary Meros
       Date: April 3, 2016, 6:11 pm
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       He walks back in and sits next to Muffin, grabbing one of the
       strippers on the way. "So, how was death?"
       #Post#: 65--------------------------------------------------
       Re: BAR
   DIR By: muffin-heretic
       Date: April 3, 2016, 6:16 pm
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       *stripper answers in a deep voice*
       "thrilling."
       #Post#: 67--------------------------------------------------
       Re: BAR
   DIR By: Apothecary Meros
       Date: April 3, 2016, 6:35 pm
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       "I wasn't talking to you..." He turns to Muffin. "Does she
       always sound like this?"
       #Post#: 68--------------------------------------------------
       Re: BAR
   DIR By: zornuzkull
       Date: April 3, 2016, 6:38 pm
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       *leaps behind the bar and turns to the others*
       What are yall having? ;D
       #Post#: 69--------------------------------------------------
       Re: BAR
   DIR By: muffin-heretic
       Date: April 3, 2016, 6:40 pm
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       "Absinthe and a Warp dusted Baked good." Muffin to Zorn.
       "That is not a she." Muffin to Meros.
       #Post#: 72--------------------------------------------------
       Re: BAR
   DIR By: Apothecary Meros
       Date: April 3, 2016, 6:47 pm
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       "Give me a finest bottle of your french port." He looks back at
       the stripper before jamming one of the talons of his bionic claw
       between her eyes. "I'm sorry things couldn't work out...
       something came between us..."
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