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       Zombie fluffies
       By: PhilSrobeighn Date: June 11, 2012, 3:56 pm
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       How do we make Zombie Fluffies work?  I had posted a story
       involving a zombie fluffy
  HTML http://fallofcleveland.createaforum.com/general-discussion/story-bits/?message=208<br
       />earlier in Story Bits based on how I would write a Zombie
       Fluffy.  Working the concept around the story, I would say that
       the zombie fluffies:
       [list][li]Are not really dead: most of the Fluffies still in
       Cleveland at the time of the explosion were hardened ferals, as
       fluffies with owners had evacuated, so by fluff and cicumstance
       they survive[/li]
       [li]Are perhaps slightly smarter and more resiliant from the
       radiation[/li]
       [li]Learn from the devistation that there is a delicious
       spaghetti-like substance in the heads of humans and other
       fluffies[/li][/list]
       [li]Can only say "brains..." well, technically,
       "bwains."[/li][/list]
       This is a stretch, but then most zombie stories are, as the dead
       rising is something one does not see every day.  I want to know
       how you see a zomie fluffy working, so we can at least have
       similar results.
       That, and this thread can serve as practice not to write zomby
       fluffie.
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       Re: Zombie fluffies
       By: Mayclore Date: June 11, 2012, 4:21 pm
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       Actually, when I considered the idea of zombie fluffies, they
       weren't looking for brainghettis, but were rather the last
       tragic victims of the Fall of Cleveland.
       Beta particle radiation would penetrate their fluff and skulls,
       but only to the depth of their frontal brains...where their
       speech centers are.  The beta decay would cause neurovascular
       radiation sickness, damaging their nervous systems and most
       importantly, their speech centers.  They would shamble around
       painfully, drooling, moaning, being able to enunciate only one
       word: wuv.  Desperate for affection and hugs to make their agony
       go away, their appearance and demeanor would only attract
       disdain and fear from humans and fluffy pony alike.  Fluffies
       would run from them, humans would slaughter them, while all
       along their only wish was to be cared for.  They would have no
       malice toward anything, and would not understand the reactions
       other beings have to them.
       They would be left to die in an irradiated hellscape, unable to
       vocalize their desires, unable to make friends, and unable to
       get anyone to see past their 'zombie behavior'.  They would
       serve as a living memorial to the disaster, trapped helplessly
       in their own short-circuited minds.
       Picture it.  Hordes of fluffies shambling about, droning 'wuv'
       relentlessly.  How would you react?
       I am a terrible person for thinking this way, probably.
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       Re: Zombie fluffies
       By: Lord Anubis Date: June 11, 2012, 4:42 pm
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       The problem is that all of the zombie fluffy ideas that have
       been proposed so far are really good with plenty of story
       potential. I think whatever route we take, the zomfluffs should
       pose some sort of threat. Like, their radioactive bodies are now
       producing toxic blood, and their bites are strong enough to
       break human skin. Fluffies that are bitten are infected by the
       blood and become zomfluffs themselves, whereas humans that are
       infected suffer from a swollen tongue (that makes them talk like
       fluffies) and other dangerous symptoms that represent a severe
       threat.
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       Re: Zombie fluffies
       By: PhilSrobeighn Date: June 11, 2012, 5:27 pm
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       I'm not sure I like the idea of dangerous zombfluffs.  I thought
       it would be funnier if they seemed threatening by being zombies
       but turned out just as harmless.  But not all of us go for
       funny, so I want to hear more opinions.  I like the idea of a
       zombification that matches a fluffification in humans though,
       but maybe as a temporary/easily cured annoyance.
       As to the wuv idea, I enjoy it.  The idea that they have
       lessened speech capabilities match my thoughts.
       #Post#: 466--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Zombie fluffies
       By: Giant_Neckbeard Date: June 12, 2012, 10:54 am
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       Sorry for the lack of updates, my tower finally kicked the
       crapper and now I have the long and painful process of trying to
       extrat the data from an over-heated motherboard.
       Never have cats in the same room as your computer. Ever.
       Ah, Zombie Fluffies .... definitely radiation/tissue damage to
       the brain to make them slower and also reduce their capabity to
       speak, as before. Also, 'Bwain-Skettis' could have something to
       do with the automated Spaghetti Device? One of the components in
       the kiosks mixes spaghetti with sauce, and it spills, and an
       irradiated Herd stumbles across a dead human with a partially
       crushed skull and the unit cracked wide open...
       >Be a Zomb-Fluffy
       >Everything hurts. Even your head.
       >At least you've stopped leaking boo-boo juices out of your
       poopy-place, mouth and ears.
       >Herd is soooooo hungry.
       >Spaghetti Land ...... maybe the White Silent Not-Fluffy Munstas
       have gone now.
       >Meanie Hoomans who throw Bumpy Boom-Booms maybe go away as
       well.
       >"Skeehhhhhtttiiiiiii." Fluffies groan as they shuffle through
       the rubble, the dead Friends, the smoking piles that used to be
       buildings.
       >Mean Not-Grass has gone away, replaced by black sticky stuff.
       >Several Fluffies get stuck before the Herd realises the black
       sticky stuff gives hugs forever.
       >"Nuuuu .... skeehhhhhtttttiiiiiiii!" Those Fluffies stuck in
       the Black Sticky Stuff moan, bloody tears leaking from their
       swollen eyes as the Herd leaves them behind. "Waaaannnn .....
       huuuuuuuuuuuugs......"
       >Finally ... Sketti!
       >One of the Delicious Mushroom Places has fallen over, with a
       Dead Hoomin lying next to it with a Head-Owie of his own, and
       there's a strange Metal Box that keeps running around and
       dumping spaghetti into it, even though it's overflowing on the
       tracks....
       >Everyone in the Herd shambles forwards, their fluff falling out
       of blistered, oozing hides, slowly slurping up the cold
       spaghetti in mouths where the teeth have begun to fall out.
       >Spaghetti tastes good, even cold. Even with boo-boo juices in
       your mouth.
       >Soon, there's more Fluffies, crawling out from under the rocks,
       from down near the water, from up near the Smoking Not-Mountain,
       all moaning and groaning that they want Spaghetti.
       >There's so much Spaghetti, with the Fast Metal Box zipping
       around and bringing more Spaghetti.
       >Fluffies who have eaten shuffle away, happy to have eaten but
       still pained by oozing, bleeding skin, fluff that won't stay on
       and teeth that keep falling out.
       >Smarty Friend is not looking at Spaghetti.
       >He's looking at the Dead Hoomin.
       >See him shuffle forwards and lick at the Dead Hoomin's
       head-owie, then pauses, staring at something intently.
       >Then he buries his muzzle into the Hoomin's Owies and starts to
       eat.
       >Herd starts to look over and  look on in amazement as the
       Smarty Friend pulls out the biggest, thickest piece of spaghetti
       out of the Hoomin's Head Owie and sucks it into his mouth. It's
       as thick as your leg, soft, and covered in delicious-looking
       sauce.
       >Your skettis have sauce too, but it's white sauce, not the best
       sauce, tomato sauce, like the Smarty Friend is eating....
       >"Hoooominnnn ..... skeetttttiiiiiiiiis...... nummeeeeeeeeh." He
       burbles around his bloody mouthful.
       >"Hoooominnnn ..... skeetttttiiiiiiiiis...... nummeeeeeeeeh."
       The Herd repeats dutifully,
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       Re: Zombie fluffies
       By: PhilSrobeighn Date: June 12, 2012, 11:25 am
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       I love parallelism in writing.  What is tied must be untied.
       Before the Fall, word spreads out from Cleveland that there is a
       mythical place filled with food.  Herds receive the word and
       congregate to where there is the mass of food - Spaghetti Land.
       After the Fall, word spreads among the gathered, starving,
       irradiated, potentially infectious herds that humans have
       delicious spaghetti inside their heads.  Herds receive the word
       and disperse to where there is a mass of food - places with
       Humans to try to gnaw.
       Hoooominnnn ..... skeetttttiiiiiiiiis...... nummeeeeeeeeh.
       #Post#: 471--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Zombie fluffies
       By: Lord Anubis Date: June 12, 2012, 4:46 pm
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       [quote author=Phil Srobeighn link=topic=9.msg438#msg438
       date=1339453622]
       I'm not sure I like the idea of dangerous zombfluffs.  I thought
       it would be funnier if they seemed threatening by being zombies
       but turned out just as harmless.  But not all of us go for
       funny, so I want to hear more opinions.  I like the idea of a
       zombification that matches a fluffification in humans though,
       but maybe as a temporary/easily cured annoyance.
       As to the wuv idea, I enjoy it.  The idea that they have
       lessened speech capabilities match my thoughts.
       [/quote]
       Think of it this way: fluffies are already just about as
       non-threatening as an animal can get. Making them even slower
       without adding some new element of danger makes them practically
       a non-entity to anything that can outrun them. Which would be
       everything. Making them infectious, toxic, and potentially
       lethal gives someone a reason to take zomfluffs seriously.
       [quote author=Giant_Neckbeard link=topic=9.msg466#msg466
       date=1339516470]
       Ah, Zombie Fluffies .... definitely radiation/tissue damage to
       the brain to make them slower and also reduce their capabity to
       speak, as before. Also, 'Bwain-Skettis' could have something to
       do with the automated Spaghetti Device? One of the components in
       the kiosks mixes spaghetti with sauce, and it spills, and an
       irradiated Herd stumbles across a dead human with a partially
       crushed skull and the unit cracked wide open...
       [/quote]
       Well, I kinda imagined that there would be a sauce dispenser
       separate from the spaghetti container, since some fluffies might
       not want the sauce.
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       ^Kinda like this. Of course, the fluffies could knock it over
       and spill the sauce out over the spaghetti, and some smarter
       herds could even figure out how the pump works.
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       Re: Zombie fluffies
       By: Giant_Neckbeard Date: June 14, 2012, 7:52 am
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       Possibly Fluffies also want the 'fluff' (hair) of the Humans
       because theirs is falling out, being bad, won't stay in etc?
       Sorry I haven't added much to the project, I do apologise,
       goddamn laptop is a nightmare to work on when you have hands as
       big as mine. having to type with a damn pen so I don't push two
       buttons at once all the time!
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       Re: Zombie fluffies
       By: PhilSrobeighn Date: August 10, 2012, 2:20 pm
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       Just a quick question here: is anyone still planning using some
       Cleveland-aftermath zombie fluffies?
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       Re: Zombie fluffies
       By: Lord Anubis Date: August 10, 2012, 2:29 pm
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       I didn't plan on it. I have enough series to finish as it is
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