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#Post#: 87--------------------------------------------------
Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Lord Anubis
Date: June 1, 2012, 7:15 pm
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Well, we're certainly glad you know it, Mayclore. That'll really
come in handy once the actual crisis hits.
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Mayclore
Date: June 1, 2012, 7:24 pm
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> Well, we're certainly glad you know it, Mayclore. That'll
really come in handy once the actual crisis hits.
>
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This sort of stuff is right up my alley.
Er...maybe I should make a separate thread, though. I don't
want to be clutterin' up the framework talk.
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Lord Anubis
Date: June 2, 2012, 1:28 am
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I'm gonna request permission to invite these 2 artists into our
project.
HTML http://art-anon.deviantart.com/
HTML http://coalheart.deviantart.com/
The former needs no introduction. The latter has drawn a few
very cute fluffy illustrations. I'm not sure how well he'd be
with the sort of narrative we're making, but we could ask him if
he's interested.
Is this fine by everyone?
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Marcusmaximus
Date: June 2, 2012, 1:54 am
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Sounds good to me - though it's interesting that we mostly seem
to be gathering the cutest fluffy artists to work on something
that is most likely going to end in tragedy for them. (Er, the
fluffies, not the artists. >.>)
Then again, I guess the pathos will be greater the cuter and
cuddlier the ponies are.
I know Ginger_Fig's stuff wouldn't be nearly as heartbreaking if
he didn't make his fluffies so darn cute.
Incidentally, speaking of art:
HTML http://www.dragon-mango.com/fluffcleveland.png
(Lazy edit for starters ;))
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: PhilSrobeighn
Date: June 2, 2012, 8:13 am
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Do it, we need the illustrators.
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Lord Anubis
Date: June 2, 2012, 9:32 am
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>
> Incidentally, speaking of art:
>
HTML http://www.dragon-mango.com/fluffcleveland.png
>
>
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Oh man, you got me all excited
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Giant_Neckbeard
Date: June 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
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My work hours are all messed up. Boss has decided he wants me
hanging back an additional two hours per day to help clean the
stock. So instead of 58-hour week, I am now doing a 66 hour
week. FFS.
Do you guys have any idea how annoying cleaning thousands of
pieces of jewellery is? BY HAND? Rrrrrrrrrgh.
You guys give me a list of things to do, I'll do my damdest to
get 'em done.
IE: Fluffies entering Cleveland, heading to the Spaghetti Park,
run into traffic, etc, and I will Point-Of-View the shit out of
them.
.........
>Herd has to cross the Hard Black Thing to get to the Spaghetti
Mountain.
>But there are Meanie Munstas on the Hard Black thing.
>They are loud, fast, scary. Some even throw Huwty-Things at the
Herd!
>See a Mare squeal as a Huwty-Thing bounces off her head.
>The McDonalds Foam Cup still has some coffee in it, and spills
it over a handful of Fluffies as the impact makes the lid come
off.
>"WAAAAAH!" "Nuu, howt! Owies!" "Nu smeww pwetty nu moar!" "Nu
wan, wan gu back!"
>"Stuupids!" Smarty Friend yells, glaring at the Fluffies who
were splashed with the Hot-Smelly-Wawas. "Sketti Mhoun-tan wight
dere!"
>He's right. Spaghetti Mountain looms over the Hooman's Houses,
a glistening vision of paradise.
>Fluffies from other Herds are creeping up to join your Herd,
whimpering, crying, babbling.
>Some have had their fluff stained with things that smell
terrible.
>Others have boo-boo juice leaking from their mouths, legs, ears
and poopie-places.
>All are whispering 'Sketti Mhoun-tan'.
>Creeping forwards.
>Feel a rising sense of panic fill your little Fluffy Chest.
>Will there be enough Sketti for every fluffy?
>Will the other Fluffies steal your fair share of the Sketti?
>Nuuuuuu!
>They are pushing you ... no, your entire Herd, onto the Hard
Black Thing!
>Smarty Friend shouts "CHAWGE!"
>You run, partly because you want to get to the Spaghetti first,
partly because you've already been pushed half onto the Hard
Black Thing.
>Fluffies behind you cheer and run too.
>Stupid Fluffies thing Smarty Friend was talking to them!
>Nuuuu, your Skettis!
...................................
>Be an octogenarian driver.
>Can't see shit, captain!
>Wait, did somebody spill paint on the road?
>Or did you take the wrong pills again?
...................................
>Hear a horrible noise, and a terribly powerful gust of wind
that nearly pulls you off your hooves as a Meanie Munsta roars
past, making it's horrible, blood-thirsty noises.
>Behind you, you hear Fluffies shrieking in pain and agony.
>Quickly throw a look over your shoulder, but keep running!
>Meanie Munsta came and squashed a lot of Fluffies.
>Some are dragging themselves onwards, their eyes fixed on the
Spaghetti Mountain, whimpering at the pain.
>Others are lying on the Hard Black Thing, holding themselves
and howling in pain.
>More Fluffies than you can count are pouring out onto the road,
yelling at the top of their lungs that they want 'Sketti' too!
>Fluffy Mummas being rolled franticly across the road,
complaining when their faces, rear ends or sensitive teats get
rolled across the sharp pointy bits of the Hard Black Thing.
>Foals being carried or dragged in the mouths of their parents
or being hustled along by frantic Mares, crying that their
hooves hurt, or that they are hungry, can't they have nummies
yet.
>Stallions rushing forwards, trying to push everyone along
faster, shouting that the Munstas will be back, everyone must
run! Sometimes they even try to push each other along, which
leads to squabbles as they push each other back and forth, and
other Fluffies have to run around them, bumping into more
Fluffies who also start to grumble at being pushed and shoved!
>Fluffies have to get off the Hard Black Thing, before it's
.....
>Oh, oh no ... it is too late!
>More Meanie Munstas are coming!
****************************
>Idling behind a car full of young women, idly wondering if this
really is the World Longest Red Light.
>Fucking turn Green, already!
>Wait, about thirty meters down the road.....
>The road is filled with Fluffy Ponies, franticly running as
fast as their stubby little legs will carry them.
>Well, that's just under walking pace.
>Quite literally hundreds of them.
>Easily a mass three or four times as long across as a bus.
>Pull down your shades, reach for the Lucky Fluffy Dice and give
them the Victory Pat.
>Time to get some blood on your undercarriage!
>Green Light! YES!
>Young Women take off like a bullet, you sit there for a few
seconds with your sunglasses put on at an angle, then gun it
yourself.
>Bitches are gonna take all the fun!
>Easily reach close to forty miles per hour, but they're so far
in front!
>Reach up to re-adjust your glasses, don't slow down ....
>Remove your hand....
>Oh shit, they stopped!
>Lights flashing, the young women have all rushed out of their
car and are trying to set up a human-road block!
>No way you can slow down at this speed!
>"FfffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!!!!!!!"
****************************
>Fluffies shriek and poop as the Nice Munsta that stopped to let
them go past is given Bad Special Hugs by a Truly Meanie Munsta,
and the Nice Hoomans scream too!
>Fluffies scream even louder as the Nice Munsta and the Truly
Meanie Munsta crush Fluffies under their wheels, and then the
Munstas are away, rushing towards the buildings, and then .....
>Fire! Bad! Bad Fire! It's shooting out of the building, the
Munstas, falling from the sky!
>Nice Hoomans are running away, yelling bad words.
>Super Bad Special Hugs!
>Fluffies stream around their dead and dying companions,
struggling mightily as the wounded reflexively hug the nearest
Fluffy, yelling that they can't give Hugs now!
>You are almost to the other side of the Hard Black Thing when
you hear more of the Munstas coming.
>Look up and see one bearing down on you.
>Nuuuu! Nu get to eat Sketti yet! Nu fair! Nu wan dis!
>It roars over you, and you shriek as the hot, hard underside
hits you and tears you away from the road.
>Blood splatters your fluff and face as those Fluffies directly
behind you get squashed.
>Can't hear their screaming ... can't hear anything anymore!
>Fluffies panicking, running away from each other, away from
wounded, but all still trying desperately to reach the Spaghetti
Mountain!
>Struggle to your hooves, and stagger as your legs try to go
back to sleep.
>Where the Munstas crashed into the building, fire, bad fire,
licking up into the sky.
>Munstas screeching to a halt, making loud, scary
Blaaaaaaaaaart! and Honk-Honk! noises.
>Hoomans yelling and shouting and kicking Fluffies who rush up
to them to be saved.
>Why this happen? You just wanted some Sketti!
>Bad Fire is also being Mean to the Fluffies.
>Some of it has jumped out and followed a trail of boo-boo juice
from the Munstas, and is giving Bad Hugs to the Fluffies!
>Fluffies rushing around, shrieking that they don't like these
hugs, please stop!
>Fluff catches fire, and the little miniature fireballs toddle
about, shrieking and yelling, seeking the only form of comfort
they have ever known.
>Hugs.
>Fluffies Hugging each other, and spreading the Fire.
>Fluffies Hugging the Hoomans, who really don't like Fire. Or
Hugs.
>One Fluffy rushes into a Hooman Building, squealing as the
fluff on her tail and bum burns.
>You can read the sign, but you don't understand the words....
>What does "LPG Warehouse" mean?
>Suddenly, a clap of thunder!
>Fluffy comes shooting out, covered in more fire!
>More Fluffies are burning!
>Hoomans are screaming and running away!
>Meany Fire-Things are shooting out, clipping Fluffies in sprays
of fluff and gore and flames, before shooting away into the
trees or other buildings.
>One rushes past you, skittling a dozen Fluffies.
>NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>Must get to the Spaghetti Mountain!
>Only thing that can make things right!
>Fluffies are streaming past you, yelling, but you can't hear
them.
>Only can hear loud, meanie ringing noise.
>Finally, off the Black Hard Thing ....
>Spaghetti Mountain is right there, just beyond those buildings
.....
>......Why are Fluffies stopping now?
>There's a fence! A meanie fence with small, diamond-shaped
holes in it, so you can see Fluffy Mountain, but not get to it!
>You can see other Fluffies bawling their eyes out, or sitting
on their bums, raising their hooves to the sky and opening their
mouths, but you can't hear what they are saying!
>"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" The Fluffies scream, rushing over to the
fence.
>You are pushed along by the momentum as more and more Fluffies
come streaming over the road.
>Some are still smoking even, but the Hugs seem to have
smothered the flames now.
>Spaghetti Mountain is right there, but you can't get in?
>Smarty Friend is yelling something .... his mouth is really big
and he's going really red in the face.
>"AWW FWUFFIES! Sketti Mhoun-tan is wight dere! Nu Fence gon
keep us ouwt!" The Smarty Friend bellows over the din of
Fluffies shrieking and crying, and the blaring of the fire
trucks as they rush to the scene of a burning shop, and an
exploding Liquid Petroleum Gas warehouse. "Yuu aww gun go 'wound
dis fence, an' yuu gun go dig, dig, dig tiww we can eats de
Sketti!"
>Fluffies sniffle, and rub their noses on each other's fluff.
>Fluffies wipe the tears from their eyes with their stubby
little legs and soft little hooves.
>Fluffies grit their teeth and try to ignore the pain of
cracking hooves, burns, blisters, empty stomaches and aching
ears.
>The Spaghetti Mountain is before them.
>Nothing, not even Hoomans or Munstas, can stop them now.
>Fluffies charge towards the fence, and desperately start
digging, spreading out until they are ten-ranks deep, dirt being
shovelled back by those closest to the fence, and then being
pushed back in turn by those behind them who are also 'digging'.
>All over Cleveland, similar scenes occur as the hordes of
Fluffy Ponies all rush towards the Spaghetti Mountain, causing
car-crashes, getting caught in electric fences and starting
brush-fires, becoming wedged in revolving doors and gumming up
the mechanism with their fluff and poop, falling into open
sewers and clogging the water-ways.
>The Fluffies have come.
>Ten Million Fluffy Ponies, all lured by the image of Paradise
on Earth, a Mountain of Spaghetti, mistakenly believing it is
all for them.
>Cleveland is fucked.
#Post#: 117--------------------------------------------------
Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Lord Anubis
Date: June 2, 2012, 1:19 pm
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--- Quote from: Giant_Neckbeard link ---
>
> My work hours are all messed up. Boss has decided he wants me
hanging back an additional two hours per day to help clean the
stock. So instead of 58-hour week, I am now doing a 66 hour
week. FFS.
>
> Do you guys have any idea how annoying cleaning thousands of
pieces of jewellery is? BY HAND? Rrrrrrrrrgh.
>
--- End Quote ---
Well that blows. I hope you're hourly.
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>
> >Awesome story
> >Cleveland is fucked.
>
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See? The. Fucking. Champ. But you should put this in the Story
Bits thread so I don't feel forever alone in there.
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Giant_Neckbeard
Date: June 2, 2012, 1:41 pm
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Sorry mate, I'll do that.
Incidentally, this 'Fluffy-Friendly Park' .... what sorta setup
are we talking about?
Park filled with 'Fluff-ized slides and rides' with Spaghetti
Themes everywhere?
It may be because it's 3am right now, but I have the mental
image of Fluffy Ponies trying to 'eat' a five-foot tall 'Plate
of Spaghetti' balloon, getting highly frustrated and using the
Unicorns sparks on it.
And it's full of Hydrogen, being cheaper than Hellium (I think).
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Shockwave knocks out the power, shatters windows, flattens
people and sends thousands of screaming, on-fire Fluffy Ponies
into the air to rain down upon anything and everything within a
half-mile radius. :o
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Lord Anubis
Date: June 2, 2012, 1:54 pm
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--- Quote from: Giant_Neckbeard link ---
>
> Incidentally, this 'Fluffy-Friendly Park' .... what sorta
setup are we talking about?
>
> Park filled with 'Fluff-ized slides and rides' with Spaghetti
Themes everywhere?
>
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The idea in my head was a park with lots of fluffy-themed stuff.
A giant fiberglass spaghetti plate that fluffies can play on.
A train ride that fluffies and their owners use to get around
the park.
TONS of open fields for fluffies to play and hug on.
Litterboxes every 15 yards.
Everything is padded, fenced, and generally prepared to keep
fluffies safe while inside the park.
Plenty of food kiosks selling spaghetti and other fluffy treats.
A very very thorough drainage system to make sure there are no
puddles anywhere for fluffies to drown in.
Generally Disney World for fluffies.
And it will be called Spaghetti Land!
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