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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Tabula_Rojo
Date: May 31, 2012, 7:18 pm
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What about Fluffuy 2.0, are we still doing that?
And I have no idea what that jersey means
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: PhilSrobeighn
Date: May 31, 2012, 7:22 pm
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I haven't heard anything saying we were not. I personally don't
have any objections to it so far -in fact I really liked the
lead up that was posted in the other forum - and I wouldn't want
to stop anyone from using it if they wanted to anyway.
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: fluff_n_stuff
Date: May 31, 2012, 9:58 pm
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Here's what I've got for Fluffy 2.0:
>You are a fluffy pony scientist, working for Biotoy® Inc.
>Well, you’re a “Fuzzy Pony®” scientist, if you want to be
specific.
>You’re proud of the new and improved fluffy pony.
>They’re hardier, and won’t drown just by looking at a puddle.
>They’re not any smarter, but you managed to tune down their
rambunctiousness to nil. They don’t play or hug without explicit
instruction.
>They don’t reproduce, because they lack the organs to do so.
There’s no way to breed illegal Fuzzy Ponies ®
>They need Biotoy® Brand Fuzzy Pony® chow to live. It contains
proprietary proteins that aren’t produce by Fuzzy Ponies®.
>The only problem is that they’re all pure white, but that
doesn’t matter. You can sell propriety fluffy dye.
> Biotoy® Inc. now has complete control over fluffy ponies.
>Your engineered virus is spreading like wildfire throughout the
country.
>Soon, fluffy ponies will be extinct, and once again, you’ll
control the market on Biotoys.
>No more stories of horrid abuse. No more fluffies dying in the
streets. No more of this learning to use tools nonsense and
trying to build a civilization.
>Fluffy ponies will be as they were intended: Lovable toys for
children of all ages.
>You head down to the kennels to check on your creations.
>It’s dead silent as a sea of blank white faces and blue eyes
stare at you from behind their kennels.
>You open a door for one and the Fuzzy Pony® just stands there.
>”Come out.” He dutifully steps out of his cage without a sound.
>”Speak.”
>”I am fwuffy,” he says. “I am happy you my fwiend.”
>You’re so glad you managed to keep the baby voices.
>”Spaghetti?” you ask, trying to trick it.
>”No wike spaghettis,” he says. “Onwy eat fuzzy foodies. Pwease
gif fuzzy foodies?”
>”Play?” you say, tossing him a ball.
>The fuzzy pony pushes the ball against the wall, waits for it
to return, then pushes it again when it does. He repeats this
until you tell him to stop.
> You tell him to go back in his kennel. He marches forward,
turns around, and continues to stare blankly at the cage door.
>You’ve finally fixed fluffy pony.
>It’s too bad the other fuzz balls are all going to die, but
you’ve got to protect your intellectual property.
>Between all the fluffy breeders, the strays, and the ferals,
you’re not making any money at all off fluffy ponies, and
everyone else is.
>That just won’t stand.
>Fuzzy Pony® Biotoys are the future, and if the future is paved
with the corpse of every fluffy pony in the world, then so be
it.
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: PhilSrobeighn
Date: May 31, 2012, 10:05 pm
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I love your use of the ® symbol.
The question I have on this, though, is this: What happens to
the virus? Surely we can't wipe out fluffy ponies.
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Tabula_Rojo
Date: May 31, 2012, 11:41 pm
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holy shit they actually can pronounce spaghetti
although if they are called Fuzzy Pony®, why would it call
itself "fwuffy"?
and I thought the idea with the virus was that Fuzzy Ponies®
would end up joining feral herds and spreading the virus through
close contact
Then I was thinking, part of the advertising for Spaghetti Land
should like emphasize how "safe" it is, and somehow the feral
herds take this to mean they'll be safe from the strange white
fluffies that are killing them by being around
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Tabula_Rojo
Date: May 31, 2012, 11:46 pm
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also I finally sent the message to Deathproof, I was kinda busy
>>
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: PhilSrobeighn
Date: May 31, 2012, 11:54 pm
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--- Quote from: Tabula_Rojo link ---
>
> also I finally sent the message to Deathproof, I was kinda
busy >>
>
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No worries, thank you very much for doing so. We are still
partially in Avengers: Assemble mode as far as I can tell, which
is part of the reason I like having the Phase 2 Event date be a
month out.
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Lord Anubis
Date: June 1, 2012, 12:04 am
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I love everything about that idea but the virus. That's too
easy. How about Biotoys is pushing legislation to make fluffy
ponies a nationwide menace, and they plan to make fluffy
extermination legal and encouraged in all 50 states.
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: Lord Anubis
Date: June 1, 2012, 12:11 am
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Also, added a new topic to post stories in. That way the general
discussion board is free for general discussion of ideas.
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Re: Framework General Discussion
DIR By: PhilSrobeighn
Date: June 1, 2012, 12:28 am
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--- Quote from: Lord Anubis link ---
>
> Also, added a new topic to post stories in. That way the
general discussion board is free for general discussion of
ideas.
>
--- End Quote ---
Beat me to the punch this time, too. I planned on doing that
myself tonight.
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