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#Post#: 1041--------------------------------------------------
Re: Story and Art Launchpad
DIR By: Lord Anubis
Date: July 1, 2012, 12:56 pm
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Nah, it's just to show this is the place to get the final thumbs
up before posting.
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Re: Story and Art Launchpad
DIR By: fluff_n_stuff
Date: July 1, 2012, 5:58 pm
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<engineer> Story goin' up:</engineer>
>You are an electrician, and you are freezing your balls off.
>Who the hell does construction on a theme park in December
anyway?
>At least the pay is good. Not too many jobs in the winter, and
it seems like everyone and their brother got hired to do this
place.
>But, man almighty, this is one of the weirdest jobs you’ve ever
had to do.
>Everything’s flat and level, and all the buildings have foam
walls on the lower half
>All the outlets are covered by spring loaded outdoor enclosure,
even the wall outlets in offices.
>And everything is conduits. Not a scrap of wire left behind the
walls without shielding.
>Something about "Wall spaghetti" whatever that means.
>A bit odd, but the customer gets what they want.
>Today, you’re finishing the high voltage lines coming in from
the substation that the city put in for this place.
>All that sweet nuclear power coming from Perry just warms your
heart.
>Looks like everything checks out here, and it’s about time to
throw the switch.
>One last check for anything left in the substation. Ladders,
tools, lunch boxes…
>”Hi mistah! Nummies?”
>Fluffy ponies…
>You briefly consider flipping the switch anyway and letting the
critter roast, but your kid has one of these things and they’re
not all bad.
>Instead you pick him up by the scruff and hold him to eye
level.
>”Nuuu!” he squeals, furiously pedaling his legs in the air.
“Dun huwt fwuffy!”
>”You realize how dangerous places like this are?” you ask the
ball of fluff. You turn him back to the substation, then back to
your face.
>“You would have been vaporized. Annihilated. Exploded.”
>”Esp-wode?” says the fluffy. “Wha dat? Soun fun! Fwuffy wan
espwode!”
>You really don’t have time to argue with a fluffy pony, so you
set him down on the ground and boot his fluffy butt away from
the substation.
>”You big meanie munster!” whines the fluffy. “Jus wan nummies!”
>”Yeah, well I want a blow job,” you retort. “You can’t
everything you want. Now scram.”
>The fluffy blows a raspberry at you and wanders off across the
muddy plain.
>After locking the fence, you pick up your cell phone and give
the power station a call.
>”Yeah, we’re ready here,” you tell the station. “Area’s clear,
secure, and ready for power.”
>You’ve been doing this job for as long as you’d care to
remember, and you still get a thrill every time you get to power
one of these beasts up.
>It’d be better if that fluffy wasn’t tugging on your pant leg.
>”I thought I told you to get lost.”
>”No get in metaw pwace!” he says.
>”Stay out of there, you idiot!” you reply. “Did you want to
die?”
>”Bu hewd in dere!” he says.
>…wat.
>Actually, watt. A whole heaping few thousand kilowatts power
through the station with the force of a trillion electrons just
aching to do work
>It’s only a moment before the screams of a dozen ferals reaches
your ears and the stench of burnt fluff reaches your nose.
>Spells like rabbit, actually.
>Luckily, these newer substations are fault tolerant for such
things.
>A small pop sends four flaming foals from somewhere within the
substation.
>One lands at your feet, chriping and crying as it tries to
escape the flames.
>”Fieh no gud fow babehs! Fwuffy gif hugs! Put dem out!”
>The fluffy launches himself over to it and tries to hug the
flaming foal.
>Smothering flames with your body doesn’t work when you’re
covered in flammable material.
>The fluffy is soon engulfed in a flames of his own.
>Instead of running in panic, he simply sits down and stares up
at you.
>What a serene little fluffy; accepting death like a Buddhist
monk.
>”Dis onwy da beginin’" he says, as the flames ignite the fat
beneath his skin.
>”Da end wiww come fow us aww.”
>…this fluffy is apparently receiving some sort of enlightenment
on his pyre.
>”It wiww end da onwy way it can,” he continues, as the flesh
melts from his face.
<“Fwuffies wiww dwon in da fiehs, an earfs, and wa-was. Aww faww
down. Aww wiww pewish."
>The charred body of the fluffy slumps to the ground and falls
silent
>Freakin’ spooky.
>”Yo! Donnie! What’s the hold up?” calls your co-worker. “Help
us get this shit wired. I’m freezing!”
>You walk away, but can't help looking back at the charred
fluffy staring back at you with empty eyesockets.
>Freakin’ spooky
#Post#: 1049--------------------------------------------------
Re: Story and Art Launchpad
DIR By: Lord Anubis
Date: July 1, 2012, 6:56 pm
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A prefect way to kick off the project. Publish that today if you
can.
#Post#: 1051--------------------------------------------------
Re: Story and Art Launchpad
DIR By: Marcusmaximus
Date: July 1, 2012, 7:57 pm
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Freakin' epic. Request permission to post this illustration:
#Post#: 1053--------------------------------------------------
Re: Story and Art Launchpad
DIR By: Lord Anubis
Date: July 1, 2012, 8:03 pm
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You scare me sometimes, Marcus
#Post#: 1055--------------------------------------------------
Re: Story and Art Launchpad
DIR By: PhilSrobeighn
Date: July 1, 2012, 10:05 pm
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Vanner, Marcus, in case you haven't, go.
#Post#: 1057--------------------------------------------------
Re: Story and Art Launchpad
DIR By: fluff_n_stuff
Date: July 1, 2012, 10:29 pm
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Posted on Derpibooru and Fluffybooru. Don't mean to steal your
thunder, Marcus, just wanted to get it out there.
#Post#: 1059--------------------------------------------------
Re: Story and Art Launchpad
DIR By: Lord Anubis
Date: July 1, 2012, 10:41 pm
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I don't see it on Derpibooru. If you don't feel like posting it
there, I'll do it for you.
#Post#: 1061--------------------------------------------------
Re: Story and Art Launchpad
DIR By: fluff_n_stuff
Date: July 1, 2012, 10:54 pm
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--- Quote from: Lord Anubis link ---
>
> I don't see it on Derpibooru. If you don't feel like posting
it there, I'll do it for you.
>
--- End Quote ---
You have to enable "Fluffy pony grimdark" to be able to see it.
To be honest, it is pretty grimdark.
#Post#: 1067--------------------------------------------------
Re: Story and Art Launchpad
DIR By: Giant_Neckbeard
Date: July 2, 2012, 5:34 am
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Can I post yet, Phil?
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