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Re: Spaghetti Land - Ideas, Rides, Layouts, etc.
By: Lord Anubis Date: June 30, 2012, 1:06 pm
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It's in Kirtland, which is a bit west of Cleveland.
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Re: Spaghetti Land - Ideas, Rides, Layouts, etc.
By: Mayclore Date: June 30, 2012, 1:10 pm
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That's not west of Cleveland, that's east. A lot farther east
than I thought.
Um...brb rewriting.
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Re: Spaghetti Land - Ideas, Rides, Layouts, etc.
By: Lord Anubis Date: June 30, 2012, 1:14 pm
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I only picked that spot because it was a little out of the way.
After all, Disneyworld is kind of isolated. Does anyone have a
better location?
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Re: Spaghetti Land - Ideas, Rides, Layouts, etc.
By: PhilSrobeighn Date: July 2, 2012, 3:07 pm
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Based on a statement made in Story Bits, I have analysed the $35
all-you-can-eat Spaghetti Mountain food pass for Spaghetti Land.
First off, let me start by saying that I came up with that price
based on finding an acutal Disney restaurant menu with
all-you-can-eat Spaghetti. We have a slightly different thing
going on here, with an all-day pass. The most simmilar thing to
this is the Magic Your Way Dining Plan that can be added to any
Disney resort ticket. If you run the numbers, adding this plan
for one adult and one child, for one day, costs about $23.50 for
two meals and a snack, and $57.65 to make that 3 meals and two
snacks. Seeing how we can't get just a child ticket priced
(which I reckon has a fluffy-sized stomach) I tried my best to
determine how much of that was just for the child by comparing a
single adult ticket. I think that it's $12.00 for the
two-meals, one-snack option, $25.80 for the three-meals,
two-snacks option. Speaking from experience, I am a large man,
love to eat, and Disney World has some of my favorite food in
existance, and I could not use all the meals on the big meal
plan. Also, keep in mind that we are talking quality food here
and not fifty cent spaghetti.
I think the liberal concept of how much a fluffy pony will eat
if given an all-you-can-eat-pass is overlooking three things: 1)
The size of a fluffy's stomach. A "plate" of spaghetti for a
fluffy is not going to be that much. 2) This is a theme park,
so all fluffies herein will be owned. That means that there
will be a voice of reason stopping most fluffies from gorging
themselves. It also means they are not starving. 3) Fluffy
pony drowns. Some fluffies will not survive long in the park.
Even given that, let us consider the most a fluffy can eat in a
day at a theme park. We are talking normal summer theme park
hours, so for the purposes of maxing out, we'll call it 9AM to
11PM - liberal, seeing how a fluffy theme park would most likely
not operate that long after sunset. Given that one must stand
in line for spaghetti, eat the spaghetti, walk to a ride, wait
in line for a ride, evacuate, ride the ride, and walk back to
spaghetti mountain, even those fluffies who are refilling on
spaghetti after shitting themselves on every ride will probably
not have the opportunity to eat more than 13 times. Given the
50 cents per meal cost basis, that is still a minimum profit of
$28.5 per pass, the exact same profit as if a fluffy bought
three plates a'la carte. Therefore, as long as a fluffy eats
three meals or less, they are getting a better profit than they
would a plate at a time. I think that given the above
limitations, that is a reasonable expectation.
With these things in mind, I stick by my original analysis of a
$35 all-you-can-eat pass. However, given this, I don't think
that humans should be allowed spaghetti on the all-day pass, and
we have to watch for signs that humans or more than one fluffy
are using the same pass. I am open to counterpoints.
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Re: Spaghetti Land - Ideas, Rides, Layouts, etc.
By: Lord Anubis Date: July 2, 2012, 3:16 pm
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You make a convincing case. 35 bucks it is.
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Re: Spaghetti Land - Ideas, Rides, Layouts, etc.
By: fluff_n_stuff Date: July 2, 2012, 3:17 pm
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[quote author=Phil Srobeighn link=topic=10.msg1092#msg1092
date=1341259620]
I am open to counterpoints.
[/quote]
LOL. Mathfag.
In seriousness, I do agree with the pricing. I forget who, but
someone posted on how the fluffy spaghetti was kind of nasty,
which is why I mentioned that people get actually descent
spaghetti instead. Thus, a human COULD eat the fluffy spaghetti,
but it'd be the equivalent of munching on dog treats.
Also, if the pass is on their collar, you'd have to go away from
the stand, switch collars, bring the new fluffy over, and leave
the other fluffy behind. What happens when you leave a fluffy
unattended? Well they get picked up and hauled off to the lost
and found or get into an accident. So you can pay $35 for all
day food, or have a traumatized fluffy getting hauled away by a
Non-Human Relations Specialist for being lost/dead.
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Re: Spaghetti Land - Ideas, Rides, Layouts, etc.
By: PhilSrobeighn Date: July 2, 2012, 3:20 pm
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[quote author=fluff_n_stuff link=topic=10.msg1098#msg1098
date=1341260239]
[quote author=Phil Srobeighn link=topic=10.msg1092#msg1092
date=1341259620]
I am open to counterpoints.
[/quote]
LOL. Mathfag.
In seriousness, I do agree with the pricing. I forget who, but
someone posted on how the fluffy spaghetti was kind of nasty,
which is why I mentioned that people get actually descent
spaghetti instead. Thus, a human COULD eat the fluffy spaghetti,
but it'd be the equivalent of munching on dog treats.
Also, if the pass is on their collar, you'd have to go away from
the stand, switch collars, bring the new fluffy over, and leave
the other fluffy behind. What happens when you leave a fluffy
unattended? Well they get picked up and hauled off to the lost
and found or get into an accident. So you can pay $35 for all
day food, or have a traumatized fluffy getting hauled away by a
Non-Human Relations Specialist for being lost/dead.
[/quote]Posting from an IRS Campus. Yeah, mathfaggotry abounds.
But as stated, the main concern is the pass-per-fluffy concept -
but your idea of having it marked on a tag on each fluffy's
collar really helps enforce that, so I really like the idea.
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