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       The Old-Testament Joke
   DIR By: Tony okey
       Date: January 13, 2014, 10:09 am
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       An angry Secondary school principal on a Monday
       morning assembly says:
       "Since the GENESIS of this term, some students have been
       EXODUSING to town and I will use my LEVITICAL powers to
       DEUTORONISE their NUMBERS.
       To do this, I have appointed JOSHUA as one of the JUGDES.
       RUTH and SAMUEL as KINGS; to CHRONICLE the event is EZRA.
       NEHEMIAH and ESTHER will complete the JOB and those
       students shall all sing in PSALMS and some will talk in
       PROVERBS." Now you know Mr ECCLESIASTES
       a.k.a the Preacher, I have asked him to write a LAMENTATIONS
       that will be read and sang here in the assembly just like the
       SONG OF SOLOMON, because by the time senior prefect
       ISAIAH and his deputy JEREMIAH finished compiling the list,
       there
       will be weeping and gnashing of Teeth"
       Bt ezekiel wu save som of daniels frnds 4rm d punishment.
       hosea, joel nd amos wil also j0in obadiahs choir. Jonah wnt nd
       repot micah 2 nahum who was d seniour prefect 4 fightin
       habakkuk nd takin away zephaniah's pen. Haggai, zechariah &
       malachi tankd God..
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