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oneliners
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 21, 2013, 7:36 am
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anyone know any good oneliners???
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea... does that mean
that one enjoys it?
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night ;D
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Re: oneliners
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 21, 2013, 7:39 am
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Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the
end.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole
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Re: oneliners
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 21, 2013, 7:43 am
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So
I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Re: oneliners
DIR By: fenton3k
Date: August 21, 2013, 8:17 am
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Shalt I compare thee to a Summer's day? Stifling and full of hot
air
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Re: oneliners
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 22, 2013, 11:10 am
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Is that meant for me???? ^-^
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Re: oneliners
DIR By: fenton3k
Date: August 22, 2013, 11:24 am
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Gerroff! Course not.
Though I do meet people it could apply to.
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Re: oneliners
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 24, 2013, 12:15 am
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Oh good :)
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Re: oneliners
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 26, 2013, 3:39 pm
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Why are they called "hemorrhoids". They should be called
"asteroids"?
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Re: oneliners
DIR By: Grant Marks
Date: August 26, 2013, 6:20 pm
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only posh people say aasteroids. And is hemorrhoid the long
version of the girls name Emma know best in London East End
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Re: oneliners
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 27, 2013, 12:25 am
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Dear Grant, let's hear some of your one-liners then...
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