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Funny fart
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 19, 2013, 1:01 pm
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I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized
I desperately needed to fart. The music was really,
really loud, so I timed my fart with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my
coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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Re: Funny fart
DIR By: Slowcoach
Date: August 19, 2013, 2:57 pm
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I can't believe this as true, Krystal!
Well brought up ladies such as yourself would never engage
themselves in such activity! ;)
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Re: Funny fart
DIR By: Grant Marks
Date: August 19, 2013, 8:03 pm
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Krsytal I loved it I LOLed all over the place. Schoolboy humour
and body action jokes so appeal to us old boys. This joke really
brings the use of an old theme into the modern vernacular with
the use of the Ipod, or is it Ipad. Not sure if Ipad is
something to use inside underwear for that unfortunate moment of
relaxation??
Sadly we have to laugh cos some of find it best to laugh at our
lack of control.
And why is it that some ladies find that they wet themselves
when really laughing hard?
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Re: Funny fart
DIR By: Tanya
Date: August 19, 2013, 10:40 pm
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What was the tune?
Ride Of The Valkyries would have been impressive!
HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlEvy0fJto
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Re: Funny fart
DIR By: Slowcoach
Date: August 20, 2013, 2:44 am
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We seem to have deviated a bit from farts but there are
undoubtedly a few old farts in these 'ere parts.
As for the music, try Summer Watson and "Nella Fantasia" -
HTML http://vimeo.com/3109579
Whereas there may be farts down here in rural south West, we
don't really go in for fantasies in these parts.
Summer was/is very popular with some members of the Royal family
(Prince Andrew especially, I gather).
She has several times performed at the Palace and there are even
rumours that she switches. :-X
Needless to say, she will have nothing whatsoever to do with
BDMS being as you can see, a very wholesome and well brought up
young lady.
Does anyone chance to have her phone number :D
Hope you like her singing!
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