DIR Return Create A Forum - Home
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       Everything spanking
  HTML https://everythingspanking.createaforum.com
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       *****************************************************
   DIR Return to: Jokes
       *****************************************************
       #Post#: 215--------------------------------------------------
       Tight situation. A true story.
   DIR By: fenton3k
       Date: August 19, 2013, 12:44 pm
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       OK, I confess:  :-[
       I like tights.  :o
       (well, some tights).
       A couple of years ago I was heading off to a 1-to-1 and popped
       in to the anonymity of a big  SuperDrug to get some.
       I went to the till and presented my purchase.
       The cashier said "Hello Andy!".
       #Post#: 216--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Tight situation. A true story.
   DIR By: Admin
       Date: August 19, 2013, 12:56 pm
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       Pmsl (for the oldies- pissing myself laughing)
       #Post#: 223--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Tight situation. A true story.
   DIR By: Slowcoach
       Date: August 19, 2013, 1:35 pm
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       Another true story involving tights/stockings.
       When I was at university, we went to knock up one of our mates
       who was at a party in Brighton.
       We did not know what sort of party until we got there quite
       late.
       A saucy young lass answered the door in nothing but her "slip"
       (very bold in those days) complete with stockings/suspenders
       etc.
       We were a bit taken aback and as it was a chilly winter evening,
       we were all wearing out Harris tweed jackets and cords. (ties
       also from memory)!
       We did not join the party because we felt inappropriately
       dressed but we were told that it was a "naughty undies" party
       and that it always took place once a month on the first Friday
       in the month.
       We noted this in our diaries and turned up four weeks later
       minus our Harris Tweed jackets, ties etc and shall we say "more
       appropriately dressed" for what we anticipated was going to be a
       naughty undies party.
       Imagine our shock when the landlady opened the door in her hair
       curlers - not far off in terms of Ena Sharples of Coronation
       Street fame.
       We were told in no uncertain terms that the former occupants had
       been asked to leave their student rented accommodation. We did
       not hang around to ask questions and we legged it as fast as we
       could through the lanes of Brighton.
       We all changed back into our Harris Tweed jackets and then went
       to the pub for a respectable but highly boring evening. This
       true little story should hopefully provide another laugh for
       Krystal and all others in the youthful category at the expensive
       of us oldies.
       *****************************************************
       Page 1 of 1