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funny
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 19, 2013, 10:42 am
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:)
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Re: funny
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 19, 2013, 10:44 am
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:o :o :o
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Re: funny
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 19, 2013, 10:50 am
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Not funny, but I really should have practised this today!
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Re: funny
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 19, 2013, 10:53 am
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Ohhhhhhh
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Re: funny
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 19, 2013, 10:54 am
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LOL hes still got his work boots on!! what a twat!!
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Re: funny
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 19, 2013, 12:21 pm
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hmm, I never thought of it that way
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Re: funny
DIR By: Admin
Date: August 29, 2013, 2:29 pm
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Re: funny
DIR By: Admin
Date: September 1, 2013, 4:14 pm
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he
wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says,
"OK, give me a million pounds and beat me half to death."
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Re: funny
DIR By: Admin
Date: September 1, 2013, 4:15 pm
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says:
"That's the ugliest bloody baby I've ever seen. eeuurgh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The
driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off, go
ahead, I'll hold your monkey."
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Re: funny
DIR By: Admin
Date: September 1, 2013, 4:16 pm
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Glossary of PC Messages
It says: "Press Any Key"
It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving."
It says: "Press A Key"
(This one's a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press
the "A" key.)
It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting
error no. 1A4-2546512430E"
It means: "... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes,
only to be told that it's a hardware problem."
It says: "Installing program to C:\...."
It means: "... And I'll also be writing a few files into
c:\windows
and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them."
It says: "Please insert disk 11"
It means: "Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks."
It says: "Not enough memory"
It means: "I don't CARE if you've got 64MB of RAM, I want to use
the
bit below 640K."
It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...."
It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."
It says: "Please Wait...."
It means: "... Indefinitely."
It says: "Directory does not exist...."
It means: ".... any more. Whoops."
It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or
Close."
It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not
getting your work back."
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