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Pick up lines
By: Allie Date: February 13, 2019, 3:53 am
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Valentine's day is just around the corner and you're already ...
- Sad
- Desperate
- Having vodka for breakfast
If you said yes to any of the above, don't worry. Your problems
are solved!
I've just had a brilliant idea. Let's share some of the "best"
(of course I mean the worst) pickup lines we've ever heard so
that the lonely people can still use them to find a date (you're
welcome!)
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Re: Pick up lines
By: NealC Date: February 13, 2019, 4:32 am
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It seems like you are implying that Vodka for breakfast is a bad
thing???
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Re: Pick up lines
By: Nikola Date: February 13, 2019, 4:59 am
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Yeah, what was that about? I nearly spilled my shot.
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Re: Pick up lines
By: Alharacas Date: February 13, 2019, 5:08 am
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It was not so much a pick-up line, but rather an inventive male
version of dropping the handkerchief:
I sometimes take my own shopping basket into the small local
supermarket. Leave it standing in front of the yoghurt to go
find some eggs. Come back to see a nondescript guy bent over it.
He tells me he's been admiring it. Okay. When unpacking my
shopping at the cashier's desk, I find a bunch of keys in my
basket. Hand it to the cashier, telling her it's not mine.
Cashier (who knows everybody in the village by name) holds it up
into the air and shouts "Peter! How come YOUR keys are in HER
basket? Is there something going on here I should know about?"
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Re: Pick up lines
By: Allie Date: February 13, 2019, 5:45 am
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@Neal and @Nikola
Sorry for that, it’s just a cultural difference. Living in
Ireland I am more used to whisky
Cheers!
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Re: Pick up lines
By: Allie Date: February 13, 2019, 5:48 am
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[quote author=Alharacas link=topic=845.msg12471#msg12471
date=1550056080]
It was not so much a pick-up line, but rather an inventive male
version of dropping the handkerchief:
I sometimes take my own shopping basket into the small local
supermarket. Leave it standing in front of the yoghurt to go
find some eggs. Come back to see a nondescript guy bent over it.
He tells me he's been admiring it. Okay. When unpacking my
shopping at the cashier's desk, I find a bunch of keys in my
basket. Hand it to the cashier, telling her it's not mine.
Cashier (who knows everybody in the village by name) holds it up
into the air and shouts "Peter! How come YOUR keys are in HER
basket? Is there something going on here I should know about?"
[/quote]
I don't even know how to rate it.
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Re: Pick up lines
By: Nikola Date: February 13, 2019, 5:49 am
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[quote author=Alharacas link=topic=845.msg12471#msg12471
date=1550056080]
"Peter! How come YOUR keys are in HER basket? Is there something
going on here I should know about?"
[/quote]
And... errr... is there? ;)
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Re: Pick up lines
By: Allie Date: February 13, 2019, 6:00 am
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If we are sharing stories…
Once there was this rock/metal guy interested in me.
One day, out of the blue, the creature meets me while I was
reading before class (we studied together) and starts playing
the frigging violin!
WTF!
Everybody started looking and I just wish I were invisible.
To make matters worse, the song was incredibly long and my
supplice didn’t seem to have an end!
By the end of the performance (hallelujah!), still recovering
from the shock and without knowing what to say, I asked
“Er… what’s the song? I could not recognise it”
It was “Fear of the Dark” by Iron Maiden. It’s probably one of
the most recognisable songs there is and I couldn’t do it, so
you know how good his rendition was.
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Re: Pick up lines
By: Nikola Date: February 13, 2019, 9:09 am
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Now this is how the guy tells the story:
So I bumped into that chick, you know, the one that'd been
eyeing me up for some time. She's pretending she's reading a
book so I go "hey, what's up?" And she's like "I didn't know you
played the violin." And I didn't want to play it in front of so
many people but she insisted so I played Fear of the Dark,
people were loving it and she was nodding her head. And then she
goes "what song was it?" Just like that. A girl who doesn't know
Iron Maiden? Nooo. That was it, I knew I couldn't go out with
her.
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Re: Pick up lines
By: Kseniia Date: February 13, 2019, 9:39 am
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The best pickup line I've heard in my life (it totally worked,
by the way) was "hey, I've got one at home too, wanna see it?"
said by a boy from my school during our trip to the zoo (it was
Year 2 or 3 so we were 8 or 9 I think). It turned out that he
didn't really have a Bornean giant turtle (he had a small
red-eared slider instead), but you know what they say: you never
get a second chance to make a first impression.
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