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A Slightly Unusual Job Advertisement
By: Nikola Date: July 13, 2019, 1:07 pm
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I just stumbled upon this ad (in Czech):
English and Punishment
Looking for a teacher of English. I'm 35 and during lessons, I
will be on my knees, naked. I want to be punished for every
mistake.
I can't say I've seen many of these, have you? I guess it's a
job like any other.
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Re: A Slightly Unusual Job Advertisement
By: Truman Overby Date: July 13, 2019, 1:17 pm
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When will you know if you got the job?
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Re: A Slightly Unusual Job Advertisement
By: NealC Date: July 13, 2019, 2:10 pm
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You should absolutely take it. Could be the start of a new
trend in second language acquisition.
Do you have a leather outfit? A safe word? Are you a whip or a
feather girl?
Not that I know anything about any of that.
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Re: A Slightly Unusual Job Advertisement
By: Nikola Date: July 13, 2019, 2:43 pm
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Absolutely, Neal. Isn't this what they mean when they say you
should be open-minded and forward-thinking? I'm not sure anymore
if Skype lessons are progressive enough, there are obviously
things they can't give you. Like a good whipping.
A safe word... good point (for someone who doesn't know anything
about this stuff) ;)
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Re: A Slightly Unusual Job Advertisement
By: NealC Date: July 13, 2019, 2:53 pm
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A friend told me "Rumplestilskin" was a great safe word. But I
wouldn't know.
Perhaps you can tie skype in to some electrical connections in a
bodysuit the student wears.
You know a couple of classifieds in the right magazines and I
bet you would be booked up!
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Re: A Slightly Unusual Job Advertisement
By: Nikola Date: July 13, 2019, 3:03 pm
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But then, of course, you need to know who you're teaching that
day and not get you italki and BDSM students mixed up. Imagine.
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Re: A Slightly Unusual Job Advertisement
By: NealC Date: July 13, 2019, 3:09 pm
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And of course you could have exceptions like at my friend's
house, where "Rumplestilskin" doesn't work, because his wife has
a thing for dwarfs.
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Re: A Slightly Unusual Job Advertisement
By: NealC Date: July 13, 2019, 3:12 pm
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I once mixed up appointments like that on Italki. It was really
embarrassing. The woman only gave me 4 stars! You know that is
death on Italki.
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