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       Why is English spelling weird? Paul’s explanation 
       By: Aliph Date: July 13, 2019, 5:49 am
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       After I read on another website that pony and Bologna rhyme in
       American English, I first thought that the person who wrote that
       was a bit phony (I still believe it).
       So I looked up on YouTube and found this video of Paul of
       LangFocus. I didn’t know all the history of English and that
       even Shakespeare was unsure about the spelling of his name. I
       find it interesting that the printers had such a power on the
       language
  HTML https://youtu.be/EqLiRu34kWo
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       Re: Why is English spelling weird? Paul’s explanation 
       By: NealC Date: July 13, 2019, 11:03 am
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       It is a damn shame, but pony and bologna do rhyme in American
       English, but only when you are talking about the lunch meat.  If
       you are talking about the city in Italy then you have the
       typical English massacre of that spelling.
  HTML https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI
       Oscar Mayer tried to get the country to at least call it ba lo
       na.  But people pronounce it like the kid.  That ad was
       incredibly popular in the 70's.
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       Re: Why is English spelling weird? Paul’s explanation 
       By: NealC Date: July 13, 2019, 11:14 am
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       Your video seems spot on, a great explanation but I blame French
       most of all.  For a while French was the language of the Royal
       Court and the upper classes, for a longer while it was the mark
       of an educated man.
       My father and one of his brothers did not go to school much, a
       lot of their schooling was exempted as they were helping my
       grandparents on the farm during the war.  My uncle could barely
       spell at all, my father read more so he was better at it.
       When I went to school in the 70's it was drilled into us that
       spelling English correctly was the sign of an educated mind.
       Kids who couldn't spell were supposedly doomed to digging
       ditches and pumping gas for the rest of their lives.  I believed
       that until as an adult I got a plumbing bill and a car repair
       bill from two of the "dumbest" kids in my high school.  I
       thought they were dumb because spelling education was very
       public, and you could see who did not do well at it.  And here
       they are as adults and still poor spellers (they had bad
       "penmanship" too!)- and they were doing fine!
       The teachers lied to me!
       English spelling should be cleaned up and fixed.  It is why I
       supported Esperanto.  Otherwise is elitist and a waste of
       education time.  Being able to spell English "properly" is a
       sign you were forced to memorize spelling lists every week as a
       child, and is not predictive of an active mind or adult success.
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       Re: Why is English spelling weird? Paul’s explanation 
       By: Truman Overby Date: July 13, 2019, 11:43 am
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       I've never heard anyone call the lunch meat  ba lo na in my
       life.
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       Re: Why is English spelling weird? Paul’s explanation 
       By: NealC Date: July 13, 2019, 11:55 am
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       Oscar Mayer tried - end of the commercial.
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       Re: Why is English spelling weird? Paul’s explanation 
       By: Aliph Date: July 13, 2019, 12:00 pm
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       Neal, they told me that if I wasn’t able to pass the test of the
       French  “verbes irréguliers “  (French was the first foreign
       language I learned to write at school besides Latin) at the age
       of 12 that I will end up working in a factory. That scared me! I
       still hate French grammar.
       Well your story reminds me of that. And my plumber is more
       expensive than my doctor. The plumber usually charges at least
       the double and can’t even fix things. My doctor on the contrary
       compliments me on my excellent health and my Mediterranean diet,
       he is nice : 100% Italian.
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       Re: Why is English spelling weird? Paul’s explanation 
       By: NealC Date: July 13, 2019, 12:34 pm
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       Bologna the lunch meat was brought over from Italy.  It is
       basically a cheap, processed version of Mortadella, and was
       first called "Bologna Ham" because Mortadella comes from
       Bologna.
       People in the US know enough Romance language to associate morta
       with the word dead (even if that is wrong) so "mortadella" as a
       lunch meat is a non-starter.  Calling it Bologna didnt work
       because Americans see that word and pronounce it bo LOG na.
       Baloney doesnt work because people associate that word with
       phoney.
       So we are stuck with this hybrid foolishess that doesnt really
       help anyone.  I am sure this happens in every kids' life:
       "Johnny go get the Baloney out of the refrigerator so we can
       have lunch".  "Mom I cant find Baloney, but we got this Bo log
       na stuff, is that good?"
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       Re: Why is English spelling weird? Paul’s explanation 
       By: Nikola Date: July 13, 2019, 1:30 pm
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       I first heard of bologna when I was reading the book The
       Shipping News (you might have seen the movie) where Quoyle, the
       main character, moves to Newfoundland to reconnect with his
       roots. Most food the local diner offers comes from a can.
       "Quoyle ordered the fried bologna dinner. It was the only thing
       on the menu he hadn't tried, but night after night he'd watched
       diners at neighboring tables wolfing and gnashing, guessed it
       was a house specialty. The plate came heaped with thick bologna
       circles, fried potatoes and gravy, canned turnip, and a wad of
       canned string beans, all heated in a microwave. The overwhelming
       sensations were of sizzling heat and salt content off the
       scale."
       I googled it and thought "what a treat".
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       Re: Why is English spelling weird? Paul’s explanation 
       By: NealC Date: July 13, 2019, 2:00 pm
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       I wont touch baloney in general.  Fried baloney at a restaurant?
       I am not sure that would go over well with Chef Ramsay.
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