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Scented Flatulence Pills
By: Nikola Date: June 28, 2019, 4:02 am
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Great news: "A French man claims to have invented a pill which
can transform the smell of your farts."
HTML https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/you-can-now-buy-scented-17260890
They come in the following scents: Christmas chocolate, May Day
lily, St Valentine's ginger, violet and rose.
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Re: Scented Flatulence Pills
By: Aliph Date: June 28, 2019, 4:19 am
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Farts, at this time of the year, are negligible problems. I hate
people who use public swimming pools as a shower without taking
a shower with some soap previously.
They smell before and after.
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Re: Scented Flatulence Pills
By: Alharacas Date: June 28, 2019, 5:28 am
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I bet the the ads for the pills are terribly windy.
Seriously though, aren't you dying to know whether these pills
actually work? And if so, how? Would one of you please offer to
be guinea pig? Pretty please?
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Re: Scented Flatulence Pills
By: NealC Date: June 28, 2019, 5:45 am
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Send me the pills in rose.
I will give a full report and my family will be properly
appreciative. They always tell me I act like my sh*t dont
stink, now it can be true!
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Re: Scented Flatulence Pills
By: Nikola Date: June 28, 2019, 5:52 am
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Steven might be able to smuggle some into the States for you.
Who else could test them, let me think. They say they ship to
the UK for free...
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Re: Scented Flatulence Pills
By: SuKi Date: June 28, 2019, 7:39 am
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[quote author=Nikola link=topic=1183.msg17241#msg17241
date=1561719170]
Steven might be able to smuggle some into the States for you.
Who else could test them, let me think. They say they ship to
the UK for free...
[/quote]
Free postage to the UK, you say?
Send me some straight away. Or Toot sweet as they say en
France.
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Re: Scented Flatulence Pills
By: Nikola Date: June 28, 2019, 10:13 am
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[quote author=SuKi link=topic=1183.msg17248#msg17248
date=1561725549]
Free postage to the UK, you say?
Send me some straight away. Or Toot sweet as they say en
France.
[/quote]
I'm surprised it is free, to be fair. From France to the UK...
it's still a bit of a Fahrt as they say in Deutschland.
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Re: Scented Flatulence Pills
By: SuKi Date: June 28, 2019, 10:51 am
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[quote author=Nikola link=topic=1183.msg17252#msg17252
date=1561734791]
[quote author=SuKi link=topic=1183.msg17248#msg17248
date=1561725549]
Free postage to the UK, you say?
Send me some straight away. Or Toot sweet as they say en
France.
[/quote]
I'm surprised it is free, to be fair. From France to the UK...
it's still a bit of a Fahrt as they say in Deutschland.
[/quote]
Bilingual flatulence puns? One of my pet hates, I'm afraid.
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Re: Scented Flatulence Pills
By: Nikola Date: June 28, 2019, 11:13 am
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[quote author=SuKi link=topic=1183.msg17253#msg17253
date=1561737060]
Bilingual flatulence puns? One of my pet hates, I'm afraid.
[/quote]
This one might take me a while to work out.
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Re: Scented Flatulence Pills
By: Aliph Date: June 28, 2019, 11:16 am
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[quote author=Nikola link=topic=1183.msg17256#msg17256
date=1561738430]
[quote author=SuKi link=topic=1183.msg17253#msg17253
date=1561737060]
Bilingual flatulence puns? One of my pet hates, I'm afraid.
[/quote]
This one might take me a while to work out.
[/quote]
Do you need any help for the translation Nicola?
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