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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: catty2000 Date: September 14, 2013, 2:32 am
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Hilarious jokes !
Good job done on this thread !
Loved it ... :)
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 14, 2013, 2:37 pm
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Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the backseat can cause children.
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 14, 2013, 2:39 pm
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A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are
totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look
at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from
Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on
each other."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow
this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to
calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 14, 2013, 2:46 pm
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A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits
next to him.
"Whatcha doin' here?" asks the squirrel.
"I'm here to eat some apples."
"But this is a pine tree!"
"I know. I brought my own apples."
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 14, 2013, 2:47 pm
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What do dogs and women have in common?
They both like 12-inch bones.
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 14, 2013, 2:48 pm
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 14, 2013, 2:48 pm
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Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride
broom says to the groom broom, "I think I'm going to have a
whisk."
The groom broom says, "How can that be possible? We haven't even
swept together!"
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 14, 2013, 2:51 pm
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Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their
castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy
remains quiet.
Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, "What about
you? do you rule your roost?"
The quiet guy says, "Well, just the other night, my wife came to
me on her hands and knees."
"What happened then?" they ask.
"She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: ..-Hd-.. Date: September 14, 2013, 2:57 pm
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joke
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 14, 2013, 3:07 pm
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