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|~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 12, 2013, 1:38 pm
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[font=andale mono][center]Jokes Thread[/center]
[center][font=trebuchet ms] ;D Post as much jokes as u can
;D[/font][/center]
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 12, 2013, 1:44 pm
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[font=georgia]A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed
with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one
husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied
miserably... "My wife missed the bus"
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 12, 2013, 1:45 pm
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[font=georgia]A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One
day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey,
you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking,
could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr.
Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his
wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new
battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look
like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining
pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says,
"Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He
says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband
comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the
car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come
in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to
cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for
free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well,
what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I
look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"[/font]
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 12, 2013, 2:13 pm
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 12, 2013, 2:15 pm
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By: rucha123 Date: September 12, 2013, 2:18 pm
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 12, 2013, 2:18 pm
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: rucha123 Date: September 12, 2013, 2:22 pm
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: ..-Hd-.. Date: September 13, 2013, 2:13 am
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haha...
very funy jokes liked dem.
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Re: |~|Saraswatichandra Jokes Thread|~|
By: -Mentor- Date: September 14, 2013, 12:33 am
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Mom to son in
17th century: Son, marry a girl of your own caste only.
18th century: Son, marry a girl of your status.
19th century: Son, marry a girl from our religion only.
20th century: Son, marry a girl from our country only.
21st century: Son, marry a girl only.
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