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Re: Comic Relief
DIR By: Cubette Tx
Date: November 17, 2011, 5:50 pm
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HA!
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Re: Comic Relief
DIR By: Kaylynna23
Date: November 19, 2011, 1:44 pm
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This is a bit old, but still a gooder. From Calvin:
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with
someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you
there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you
have to be driven there. I have made several trips there,
thanks to my friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm
not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try
not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only
when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm
getting older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!
It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!
At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country
I was in. It's an age thing.
PLEASE DO YOUR PART!
Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout
the year. You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail
to at least one unstable person. My job is done!
Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh
insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable
person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head -
we're all doing pretty good in mine!
#Post#: 4327--------------------------------------------------
Re: Comic Relief
DIR By: Layna
Date: November 19, 2011, 6:17 pm
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There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington DC this year! The
Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in
the United States' Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for
any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find
Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol. A search for a Virgin
continues. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses
to fill the stable------
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Re: Comic Relief
DIR By: Layna
Date: November 21, 2011, 1:21 pm
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;)
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Re: Comic Relief
DIR By: Cubette Tx
Date: November 21, 2011, 5:38 pm
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LOL!!
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Re: Comic Relief
DIR By: StrikeZone
Date: November 21, 2011, 8:02 pm
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That never works.
You usually have to poison about a dozen other people to throw
off suspicion.
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Re: Comic Relief
DIR By: Kaylynna23
Date: November 22, 2011, 1:25 pm
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Yeah....
Thankfully I'm not a big fan of killing innocent bystanders. ;)
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Re: Comic Relief
DIR By: StrikeZone
Date: November 22, 2011, 1:41 pm
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--- Quote from: Kaylynna23 link ---
>
> Yeah....
>
>
> Thankfully I'm not a big fan of killing innocent bystanders.
;)
>
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"Innocent?"
::eyeroll::
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Re: Comic Relief
DIR By: Kaylynna23
Date: November 22, 2011, 2:01 pm
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Yes, innocent. There are some people left in this world who
wouldn't deserve it.
Besides, I'd like to avoid prison. ;)
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Re: Comic Relief
DIR By: StrikeZone
Date: November 22, 2011, 11:00 pm
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--- Quote from: Kaylynna23 link ---
>
> Besides, I'd like to avoid prison. ;)
>
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That's why you poison lots of other people, so the intended
victim(s) are hidden in the body count.
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