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Re: Comic Relief
By: Kaylynna23 Date: May 28, 2011, 1:59 pm
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We've seen this before, but I still love it!
WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES
Dog's Diary........
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Cat's Diary...
Day 983 of my captivity.....
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other
inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the
carpet..
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely
made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I
am.
Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I
was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the
event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I
overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to
my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I
must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is
obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant.. I observe him
communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he
reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective
custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.
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Re: Comic Relief
By: Layna Date: May 28, 2011, 2:35 pm
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HaHa! Always a good one and so true ;)
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Re: Comic Relief
By: Cubette Tx Date: May 28, 2011, 4:56 pm
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HEE HEE!!
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Re: Comic Relief
By: Cubette Tx Date: May 28, 2011, 9:20 pm
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Since I still don't know how to post nuffin here....Zoner, there
is a kewl jazz hands reference in the Get Fuzzy comic today!
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Re: Comic Relief
By: StrikeZone Date: May 28, 2011, 10:42 pm
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I think it was treat worthy.
It's not as good as my jazz hands but it's pretty good.
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Re: Comic Relief
By: Layna Date: June 10, 2011, 12:31 am
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:)
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Re: Comic Relief
By: Cubette Tx Date: June 28, 2011, 11:18 pm
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I stole this from Munk's place.........
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and
more people who send text messages and emails have long
forgotten the art of capitalization. For those of you who fall
into this category, please take note of the following statement.
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle
Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Is everybody clear on that?
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Re: Comic Relief
By: Layna Date: June 28, 2011, 11:20 pm
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LOL.. ;D I might have to steal that one
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Re: Comic Relief
By: FITS Date: June 29, 2011, 7:44 am
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I'm definitely gonna steal that one, Bette. :-)
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Re: Comic Relief
By: K1 Date: June 29, 2011, 4:06 pm
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haha excellent
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