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Re: The Death of Jessica Fletcher
DIR By: Bashtard
Date: January 16, 2019, 12:27 pm
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Time to start a sweepstake. Bottle of champagne donated by me.
I am giving her a week. Anything after that and you get the
bottle Ducky. Dr. J wins if she makes it to her 41st in
September.
I get to shit on her grave in Goring on sea (chav central).
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Re: The Death of Jessica Fletcher
DIR By: Ducky
Date: January 17, 2019, 12:49 am
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I'm teetotal, so it would have to be a bottle of elephant juice.
Don't know Goring-on-Sea, only Goring-on-Thames where my mother
died in a nursing home.
I do hope missie Jessica hasn't read any of this thread - though
I suspect the Stewed moles have already informed her.
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Re: The Death of Jessica Fletcher
DIR By: Bashtard
Date: January 17, 2019, 1:21 am
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You are too nice Ducky. I want her to suffer!!!!
She has in 40 years consumed more food than you or I will do in
a lifetime combined.
It is not genetics. It is gluttony. The fat cow has through her
own greed and stupidity destroyed her organs. We the tax payers
now get to pick up the bill. Dialysis, surgery, years in
hospital and payment now towards sick leave as a teacher.
The teaching profession should have refused her a place to
train. She was only ever good for a couple of years and then it
was always her plan to go on long term sick leave. She is a
Chav. Always looking for handouts.
Best thing that could be done would be to attach weights to the
fat lump and then push her off Brighton pier
Parasite needs to die
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Re: The Death of Jessica Fletcher
DIR By: Ducky
Date: January 17, 2019, 8:40 am
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Did you ever give her one?
Stephanie and her would make a lovely couple.
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Re: The Death of Jessica Fletcher
DIR By: Bashtard
Date: January 17, 2019, 8:52 am
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You know I did. No protection. Elephant juice sprayed up her
with gay abandon. As I said earlier she does not use
contraception. Just terminates all babies
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Re: The Death of Jessica Fletcher
DIR By: Bashtard
Date: January 17, 2019, 9:33 am
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A better question would be which Stew poster has not given her
one. I have. Chi has, Stephanie has. Kiki licked her out. Cummy
took her in the bum as Stephanie watched on.
Possibly Tomska and Catscan turned her down. Flashman let her
bugger him with a strap on
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Re: The Death of Jessica Fletcher
DIR By: Ducky
Date: January 17, 2019, 9:41 am
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I bet Frank Flobster, Shunter, Iolar and the Bald Nazi haven't
shagged her.
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Re: The Death of Jessica Fletcher
DIR By: Bashtard
Date: January 17, 2019, 11:10 am
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You can bet she has flirted with each of them by pm and
propositioned them.
It was Jessica who warned me about Iolar in the first weeks that
they came over. Something along the line of unpleasant arsehole
and idiot. She was right there. I imagine Iolar thinks every
woman is beneath him. Only the daughters of Irish saints are fit
to suck his cock
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Re: The Death of Jessica Fletcher
DIR By: Ducky
Date: January 18, 2019, 12:55 am
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Do Flobster and Jessica not already have a secret love child by
the name of McNutters?
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Re: The Death of Jessica Fletcher
DIR By: Bashtard
Date: January 18, 2019, 1:19 am
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Only Mcnutters is older than Jessicka.
The fat cow lives. Signed off work now for weeks. Doing what she
would do by choice. Lying around in bed all day watching daytime
tv.
She is a parasite. Fat cow will just hoover up public funds.
Best for everyone if she died. No close family or friends just a
dog. She will be missed by no one.
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