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I have been called up
By: Bashtard Date: April 10, 2020, 7:29 pm
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11am on Good Friday. Looking forward to a long lazy weekend.
Then the government called (I have not even volunteered). Told
to report to my nearest Central commissioning group Offices. It
is 2 years since I did my last NHS project. I thought I was out.
I am now co-ordinating laptop rollout for my area. 5 engineers
and 2 admin staff to assist. I am writing up procedures and
schedules with head of IT for the CCG. Laptops coming in
tomorrow and engineers then get summoned. I have to get all GPs
able to work from home. 500 laptops to get imaged.Acces to NHS
network and then surgeries. All security software updated and
tested. Bloody drivers installed as they currently only have HP
and not Lenovo. 10 hour day with big boss messaging us from
"Gold command" for updates.
I have heeded my country's call to serve in this time of war. I
expect a medal and applause. Unlike Joe I am a real life hero.
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Re: I have been called up
By: Bashtard Date: April 10, 2020, 7:35 pm
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A government that assisted in the unlawful kidnap and abuse of
my children, demands that I lay my life on the line when they
are facing their biggest crisis.
HTML https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9RVObkXuZ-U
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Re: I have been called up
By: Ducky Date: April 11, 2020, 12:46 am
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At the very least you should be nominated for an OBE and given a
big clap ...
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Re: I have been called up
By: Bashtard Date: April 11, 2020, 1:47 am
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I do hope so. A garden party at Buckingham Palace and a chance
to meet Charles. A T-shirt saying NHS super hero.
See Joe in the US people just do not contribute to society....
Dog eat dog and nobody cares about their neighbors (dumbass
spelling for our yank friend) . Your neighbor comes on to your
property to talk with you and y'all reach for your guns.
From now on I am the board's Saint. Holier than church ladies
who go to Malawi to pose for selfies with impoverished Africans.
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Re: I have been called up
By: Ducky Date: April 11, 2020, 5:51 am
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You most verily are.
I applied to be one of those NHS volunteers and, despite my
criminal past, was approved. Unfortunately their stupid app
isn't compatible with my Nokia Lumia Microsoft shitty phone, as
Microsoft blocks 99% of apps in order to stifle competition.
When I Tweeted Microsoft, the c unts never replied, so I gave
up.
Bashtard at work:
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Re: I have been called up
By: Bashtard Date: April 13, 2020, 6:09 am
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First quiet day. Laptops are being delivered to GPs. I am
putting feet up at home and just taking calls and emails. I am
greater than any of those pious saints on the Stew.
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Re: I have been called up
By: Ducky Date: April 13, 2020, 7:26 am
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Greater even than saint missie Paddox?
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Re: I have been called up
By: Bashtard Date: April 13, 2020, 1:00 pm
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Saint Paddox is a devout Catholic. Her acts of kindness come
with Catholic missionary zeal. She teaches African children that
contraception, abortion and homosexuality are abhorrent. She
believes in the virgin birth. Then once the African villagers
have accepted her and taken her in the kiddy fiddling priests
will come in and start arse raping the village children.
Paddox serves the satanic Church of Rome. She is an agent of
lucifer.
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Re: I have been called up
By: Ducky Date: April 14, 2020, 12:55 am
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Does Paddox look like this?
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