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#Post#: 2720--------------------------------------------------
Stewbies Out of Work
By: Ducky Date: April 7, 2020, 6:08 am
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I wonder - well I don't actually, but ho hum - what has happened
to the likes of Flobster et al? How many Plagiarist Stewbies
have gone down - and I don't mean on Iolar's c unt of wh0re
wife?
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Re: Stewbies Out of Work
By: Bashtard Date: April 7, 2020, 6:37 am
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Flobster will have loads of shelf stacking work. The rest of
them are all upper middle class and affluent. If you believe
them they only work to keep their minds occupied. Mutha does not
even need a salary....
Ereich will be out with Winnipeg or Edmonton (forget which one)
police fining everyone he finds out of homes and enjoying the
power. He wanted to wear his grandfather's SS uniform on patrol
but the police objected
Chi will be laid off for months. Doubtful if theatre will pick
up after restrictions are removed and he is distitute. I can
only imagine he has raised a profile on male escort agency sites
and is sucking cocks in the Deptford/ Peckham areas.
Eric Sustads immigration worked is ##### and he is self
employed. He will be desperate to score drugs but with no income
he might start embezzling funds. I actually reckon he starts
catfishing ladies on Tinder. Starts a Go fund me page for a
school in Malawi and then appropriates all the money.
Incognita's zoo will have closed so she can no longer sell
merchandise. She will be editing Stew posts as they are written.
She might actually follow your example and get around to banning
the boards paedophile Flashman.
Temp handle under lockdown will be crazier than ever. Her son
and any pets will be hiding away so as to avoid beatings.
Flora will be doing FA as always other than promising to leave
the country.
Jess Fletcher who lives off the rent of Chav tenants (slum
landlord) will have seen all her tenants fail to pay. No tax
returns in last 3 years and she will be struggling. Selling her
20 stone body for sex is going to earn her enough for a packet
of crisps at the weekend.
Iolar will be throwing himself off the cliffs of Mohair.
Barbarella will be permanently pissed as will Diddlearse.
Shunter stuck in doors with a wife he hates for 3 weeks will
have finally ended it all.
Lincoln will be making the most of the time off work and will be
trying different herbs and beverages.
Northern Goddess will have been arrested and charged with DV.
Catscan will be working from home so no real change there.
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Re: Stewbies Out of Work
By: Bashtard Date: April 7, 2020, 6:43 am
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But I am out of work. All projects dried up and Austrians are
asking for return of company laptop
Stocks all shot up this morning so I have sold at what I think
is a temporary rally. When they fall back 10% I will buy back
in.
Making more money day trading than I did whilst working for
Japanese.
Covid has given me the excuse to stay at home and just trade.
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Re: Stewbies Out of Work
By: Ducky Date: April 7, 2020, 7:31 am
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[quote author=Bashtard link=topic=272.msg2721#msg2721
date=1586259451]
Flobster will have loads of shelf stacking work. The rest of
them are all upper middle class and affluent. If you believe
them they only work to keep their minds occupied. Mutha does not
even need a salary....
Ereich will be out with Winnipeg or Edmonton (forget which one)
police fining everyone he finds out of homes and enjoying the
power. He wanted to wear his grandfather's SS uniform on patrol
but the police objected
Chi will be laid off for months. Doubtful if theatre will pick
up after restrictions are removed and he is distitute. I can
only imagine he has raised a profile on male escort agency sites
and is sucking cocks in the Deptford/ Peckham areas.
Eric Sustads immigration worked is ##### and he is self
employed. He will be desperate to score drugs but with no income
he might start embezzling funds. I actually reckon he starts
catfishing ladies on Tinder. Starts a Go fund me page for a
school in Malawi and then appropriates all the money.
Incognita's zoo will have closed so she can no longer sell
merchandise. She will be editing Stew posts as they are written.
She might actually follow your example and get around to banning
the boards paedophile Flashman.
Temp handle under lockdown will be crazier than ever. Her son
and any pets will be hiding away so as to avoid beatings.
Flora will be doing FA as always other than promising to leave
the country.
Jess Fletcher who lives off the rent of Chav tenants (slum
landlord) will have seen all her tenants fail to pay. No tax
returns in last 3 years and she will be struggling. Selling her
20 stone body for sex is going to earn her enough for a packet
of crisps at the weekend.
Iolar will be throwing himself off the cliffs of Mohair.
Barbarella will be permanently pissed as will Diddlearse.
Shunter stuck in doors with a wife he hates for 3 weeks will
have finally ended it all.
Lincoln will be making the most of the time off work and will be
trying different herbs and beverages.
Northern Goddess will have been arrested and charged with DV.
Catscan will be working from home so no real change there.
[/quote]
Most verily an excellent assessment, but what about The Devil
and Kala-gyuster?
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Re: Stewbies Out of Work
By: Bashtard Date: April 7, 2020, 8:01 am
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The Devil will we stalking you. No doubt reading this.
Kagy again will be fishing around on Stewbies Facebook profiles.
I imagine the Stew has brought out all the worst in people now.
Felix's 10 handles will be out in force and all responding to
each other on the same thread. Ereich will be all over Polars'
posts and vice-versa. Sara and Barbarella will be still bitch
fighting over who revealed at the pissup 7 years ago that I had
bed the Fletcher lump.
#Post#: 2748--------------------------------------------------
Re: Stewbies Out of Work
By: Bashtard Date: April 11, 2020, 1:10 pm
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Sociopath who is saving lives. As my sister points out I could
stay at home and trade on the markets and make a fortune but
instead I put my life on the line to protect General
practitioners from Covid.
None of the mothers of my children (the ones I know about) were
off the Internet. The Argentinian is a nurse met whilst at a
Xmas party for nurses back in 2014. Hungarian mother...... but
not off Internet. French mother was met in Marrakech. I am not
Shunter who paid for Chinese agency to hook him up with wife
My children all love me. I am off travelling and shirking my
parental responsibilities but the mothers always knew that was
the deal. It works well
#Post#: 2749--------------------------------------------------
Re: Stewbies Out of Work
By: Harry Flashman Date: April 11, 2020, 1:54 pm
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Apologies for posting my usual garbage. I was just p1ssed orff
that a four-year-old Cambodian girl rejected my advances.
Yours
Harry
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Re: Stewbies Out of Work
By: -americanjoe- Date: April 11, 2020, 5:42 pm
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"Immense wealth"?
Who the hell would think that about me?
At 61 years old I'm desperately saving for retirement by
teaching young soldiers enough English to read the operating
manuals for the equipment they will need to fight a war.
But I can add $100,000 to my mutual funds this year.
Or maybe not.
I can't figure out what to do with it at the moment.
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Re: Stewbies Out of Work
By: Bashtard Date: April 11, 2020, 6:08 pm
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Ducky please don't ban Frankie... This is good. Nice to have a
new poster to play with.
I wish they were not so shy and needing to hide behind an
anonymous handle to take pot shots at us but maybe they can find
it in themselves to not be so cowardly.
I am guessing Bill Bariko but it could be Diddlearse. Something
makes me think poster is a Brit. Could be Shunter only it is not
angry and as abusive as Shunter.
Anyway Frankie, I am an NHS Hero and that puts me up there with
Battle of Britain pilots.
Show me the respect I am due.
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Re: Stewbies Out of Work
By: Ducky Date: April 12, 2020, 1:01 am
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Sorry but the paedo Harry Flashman had to go before he spammed
the board with gay abandon.
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