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       This is a Corona Free Forum
       By: Ducky Date: March 23, 2020, 1:48 am
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       How is everyone coping? Apart, that is, from Harry Flashman who
       has been self-isolating with a five-year-old Vietnamese girl in
       Saigon, and Iolar who has sacked all his staff, divorced his
       wife, filed for bankruptcy and is now to be found picking
       potatoes in a field near Thurles.
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       Re: This is a Corona Free Forum
       By: Bashtard Date: March 24, 2020, 4:17 am
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       The travel ban is a pig but otherwise it is the break I needed.
       As someone who lives alone and is hard of hearing the social
       isolation is kind of my norm.
       So I have Netflix for the first time ever and am doing day
       trades on the markets whilst streaming films. Half the screen
       for shares prices the other half for film. I am actually content
       knowing I am financially sound and have a reason not to be out
       there working. Some days I get lucky and make 5-10% on trades.
       The volatility on the markets is like never before.
       On top of that my oldest two children are now at home in
       Cambridge and their French scientist mother has finally realised
       her shortcomings as a parent when it comes to teaching them
       literature, writing and general English. She is just a
       scientist. She lacks all flair or imagination with language. She
       is pleading with me to be more involved but that involves
       overturning court orders she took out barring me from children's
       lives. She might be about to go back to court and admit she
       lied.
       I have star wars to catch up on today having just signed up to
       Disney plus.
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       Re: This is a Corona Free Forum
       By: Bashtard Date: March 24, 2020, 4:27 am
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       I bought £10,000 of Shell shares yesterday at 10am. 24 hours
       later I am selling them. £10 buy sold at £12.28. Huge money can
       be made..... I am hesitant to trade larger amounts in case this
       gets even worse in next few weeks. That 2k buys a nice week away
       5*
       Tinder is also going crazy. Everyone stuck at home with not much
       to do. No you cannot hookup with strangers for sex but it is all
       laying the groundwork for future hookups.
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       Re: This is a Corona Free Forum
       By: Ducky Date: March 24, 2020, 5:11 am
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       Does your heart not go out for all those low class backpacking
       l00sing missies on Plagiarist Stew who are now jobless? How on
       earth will poor Stephanie Diddlemouse afford to buy her booze -
       always assuming she is still alive? They will all be forced to
       go out and sell their arses willy nilly.
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       Re: This is a Corona Free Forum
       By: Bashtard Date: March 24, 2020, 7:42 am
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       Stephanie can work from home. He should still have clients books
       to go through.
       Chi Rups shitty theatre job will be finished but he has no real
       mortgage or outgoings to speak of. He always was working in
       poverty. One rung up from homeless.
       Shunter has sizeable wealth. If he is smart he will be buying
       stocks.
       Only ones who spring to mind as being in desperate straights are
       the Irish f#ckwit Iolar and skanky Barbarella.
       Jessica Fletcher is hopefully gone and no longer taking up NHS
       beds.....
       Hopefully Leela catches it and dies.
       Flora was leaving the country last I heard
       Was there anyone on the Stew other than Chi who was just
       scraping by?
       I hope both Tomska and Purple are okay. Most of the others I
       could not care too much about. Lincoln is probably using the
       free time to smoke weed.
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       Re: This is a Corona Free Forum
       By: Ducky Date: March 24, 2020, 8:01 am
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       Maybe Flora is one of those Brits stranded abroad? Hopefully she
       won't be allowed back in the UK or has been swallowed by an
       anaconda in the Amazon.
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       Re: This is a Corona Free Forum
       By: Ducky Date: March 24, 2020, 9:41 am
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       Calm & rational advice, as ever, from the Swiss:
  HTML https://swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/
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       Re: This is a Corona Free Forum
       By: Ducky Date: March 25, 2020, 9:04 am
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       Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19, Prince
       Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jenny-14.
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       Re: This is a Corona Free Forum
       By: Bashtard Date: March 25, 2020, 11:38 am
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       He is not strictly a paedo Ducky. The lady he slept with was 17.
       Because she was pimped though, the age of consent is 18. Andrew
       is a rapist. Not a Harry Flashman.
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       Re: This is a Corona Free Forum
       By: Ducky Date: March 26, 2020, 1:48 am
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       But they ARE both bone idle, worthless, scrounging c unts.
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