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USA
By: Bashtard Date: January 26, 2020, 1:25 am
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I return, reluctantly with work for the first time in 16 years.
Small town USA. Not sure how I am going to take to the real USA
rather than tourist sites of NYC and San Francisco.
My nerdy female colleague who is born and raised has promised to
take me for "phenomenal coffee" on Monday morning after getting
my pass. Town of about 60,000.
I am going in with a positive outlook. I am sure they are all
lovely and not bible bashing, patriotic trump voters
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Re: USA
By: Bashtard Date: January 26, 2020, 5:18 am
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Boarding the plane and God American females can talk. Loud about
nothing of importance and they never stop
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Re: USA
By: Ducky Date: January 26, 2020, 7:30 am
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The vast majority of Americans are superficial, incredibly dim
and very parochial: few even venture out of their own state.
I still recall to this day the stupidest question of all time
posed to me by yes, a dumb Yankee when I was working in
Kandersteg in the Swiss Alps. She looked out of the window of
the Scout Centre and, pointing, asked me: "Gee, are all those
things mountains, or only the ones covered in snow?".
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Re: USA
By: Bashtard Date: January 27, 2020, 9:22 pm
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Lol, I like the American mother who I walked past in Whitehall
just across from Trafalgar Square who was telling her kids,
"That is Wellington on Nelsons column"
My tinder is going nuts in Wisconsin. The odd black hooker but
otherwise chubby white women with tatts who cannot believe there
is a posh English dick that might just possibly buy them drinks
and then bed them. Work however has other plans and I barely
leave the office. My dickhead colleagues in Europe message me at
4am asking me.....
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Re: USA
By: Ducky Date: January 28, 2020, 12:35 am
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The grand old Duke of York, he had 10,000 men.
His case comes up next week.
Or, in the case of Princess Andrew, underage missies.
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Re: USA
By: Bashtard Date: January 30, 2020, 3:47 pm
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Outta here. Chicago O'hare and cannot see anything worth taking
back as gifts. Americans live for tack....
Non stop work for 4 days and they want my time next week.
Bison burger with bourbon sauce opposite my hotel was the
highlight of the trip. Otherwise I have buried myself in work.
My hotel was far from downtown and without a car in Wisconsin
you are stranded.
Never got anything out of Incognita. Was hoping for a
firearm/defen style quickie in the back of her car. B1tch.
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Re: USA
By: Ducky Date: January 31, 2020, 12:51 am
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Nothing in Wisconsin other than cows.
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Re: USA
By: Bashtard Date: January 31, 2020, 5:07 am
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For that reason the ladies of Wisconsin are all gagging for it
when an English gentleman rolls into town. None of them have
passports and Milwaukee is exotic as it gets for them
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Re: USA
By: Ducky Date: January 31, 2020, 8:06 am
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But, as with Inkuntnita, aren't they all as fat as cows?
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Re: USA
By: Bashtard Date: January 31, 2020, 8:45 am
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Pretty much. The young waitresses in the sports bar and hotel
were skinny but anyone over 30 years of age is huge. My matches
on Tinder were nearly all obese apart from the black 20
somethings who wanted me as a sugar daddy
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