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Hot News! very important. Verily Low class and common Brighton
Backpackers Pissup
DIR By: Bashtard
Date: June 8, 2019, 4:36 pm
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Well it has been and gone. The one that I am not supposed to
know about. Every low class Missie attending was in fear of my
attendance. Worried that their tiny, undamaged by childbirth
vaginas would be left permanently stretched out of shape if I
attended and seduced them.
Anyway I was otherwise occupied so unable to attend, but here is
the gossip from a reliable source.
Huge quantities of elephant juice were consumed. Klara and
Bundes shared a room. Plenty of carpet munching happened. Brodie
Bruce was miserable as sin. Fletcher and Troll handle came to
blows. Diddlearse spent the evening denying the holocaust and
extolling the virtues of Tommy Robinson to anyone that came near
before being ditched by everyone in the gay S&M bar where he
became the gimp for the night and was unceremoniously **** by 20
men including Chi.
Shunter made an appearance. He took Leela back to his hotel room
and she then schooled him in anal sex.
A couple of dried up old Californians whose names I forget made
the journey only to be hugely disappointed by British men and
the shithole that is Brighton.
Worst pissup in Stew history, but the sad old **** Leela has
already given her write up as "cool" and every attendee was
"cool" minus that pillar peeker Bashtard whom she made a point
not to speak to
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Re: Hot News! very important. Verily Low class and common
Brighton Backpackers Pissup
DIR By: Ducky
Date: June 9, 2019, 12:53 am
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But did Manch Vegas attend?
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Re: Hot News! very important. Verily Low class and common
Brighton Backpackers Pissup
DIR By: Bashtard
Date: June 9, 2019, 1:32 am
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Manch is perma-banned. NG and Incunt took offense at some of his
posts and so perma banned him. Only the most clean and wholesome
posters on that board now. One by one the homosexuals are
disappearing.
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Re: Hot News! very important. Verily Low class and common
Brighton Backpackers Pissup
DIR By: Ducky
Date: June 9, 2019, 9:54 am
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I thought you said that Wendy Ckunt was dead?
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Re: Hot News! very important. Verily Low class and common
Brighton Backpackers Pissup
DIR By: Bashtard
Date: June 9, 2019, 2:00 pm
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It was the wicked witches' dying wish. She hated all gay men
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Re: Hot News! very important. Verily Low class and common
Brighton Backpackers Pissup
DIR By: Ducky
Date: June 10, 2019, 12:51 am
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She hated everyone, the ckunt.
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Re: Hot News! very important. Verily Low class and common
Brighton Backpackers Pissup
DIR By: Bashtard
Date: July 1, 2019, 4:59 am
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Bumped up for Harry
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Re: Hot News! very important. Verily Low class and common
Brighton Backpackers Pissup
DIR By: guest6
Date: July 1, 2019, 2:35 pm
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fckk me did you see the t1ts that minching scottish fag Chi Rup?
I should think he would be right up the ducks alley.
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Re: Hot News! very important. Verily Low class and common
Brighton Backpackers Pissup
DIR By: Bashtard
Date: July 1, 2019, 2:46 pm
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Rumour has it that Chi is in transition. He is taking hormones.
Full surgery in the next two years.
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Re: Hot News! very important. Verily Low class and common
Brighton Backpackers Pissup
DIR By: Ducky
Date: July 2, 2019, 12:49 am
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Even though it is reported that he has a big d1ck, rumour has it
that it is wart-ridden, so not my cup of tea.
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