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#Post#: 374--------------------------------------------------
Re: contest
DIR By: mad max man3
Date: September 30, 2012, 8:32 pm
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. Itty bitty titties
()() Little breasts
(.)(.) Nice breasts
(o)(o) Perfect breasts
(D)(D) Bullets
(O)(O) Handful breasts
(~0~)(~0~) Stretch mark breasts
\o/.\o/ Grandma's breasts
[o][o] Breasts during a mammogram
* ^ * Flat chest
(+0(+0) Fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) High nipple breasts
(@)(@) Big nipple breasts
oo A cups
{O}{O} D cups
(^)(^) Cold breasts
(<)(<) Perky breasts
(o)(O) Lopsided breasts
(Q)(O) Pierced breasts
(p)(p) Hanging tassels breasts
(-)(-) Flat against the shower door breasts
lollol Android breasts
($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts
(ooo) Total Recall breasts (she had three!)
(O)A(O) Tit fucked breasts
#Post#: 383--------------------------------------------------
Re: contest
DIR By: Dave
Date: October 2, 2012, 9:41 am
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My joke was funny! and my banner is awesome :D
#Post#: 386--------------------------------------------------
Re: contest
DIR By: inoxent
Date: October 2, 2012, 3:49 pm
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> My joke was funny! and my banner is awesome :D
>
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lol xD almost like my 1st banner but in red xD
#Post#: 387--------------------------------------------------
Re: contest
DIR By: disturbed
Date: October 2, 2012, 5:48 pm
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sir if it was funny why did i not laugh? =)
#Post#: 391--------------------------------------------------
Re: contest
DIR By: Michael
Date: October 5, 2012, 7:07 am
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2 black dudes walk in the bar,
and well nothing actually happened because people respected them
and werent racist
SUCK MY PENIS NEWBS
lol i have ,amy jokes in hebrew but it takes too much to
translate them lolololol
#Post#: 392--------------------------------------------------
Re: contest
DIR By: Krone34
Date: October 5, 2012, 7:31 pm
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Lol funny jokes guys but my turn now and im gonna win these are
my top funniest jokes and btw guys number 18 is my favorite
lol!!!
#IMMA WIN BITCHES LETSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
1) Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his
level and beat you with experience.
2)I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather..
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
3)I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
4)Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the
answer.
5)Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.
6)We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the
police.
7)Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
relationship.
8)The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the
list.
9)Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
10)If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
11)Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.
12)We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
13)War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
14)Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not
putting it in a fruit salad.
15)Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling
them to sit down and shut-up.
16)Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should
both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
17)My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
18)Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand.
19)The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets
the cheese.
:) ;) :D ;D
;D :P ::) :o :o
#Post#: 393--------------------------------------------------
Re: contest
DIR By: Krone34
Date: October 5, 2012, 7:35 pm
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Lol funny jokes guys but my turn now and im gonna win these are
my top funniest jokes and btw guys number 18 is my favorite
lol!!!
#IMMA WIN BITCHES LETSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
1) Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his
level and beat you with experience.
2)I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather..
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
3)I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
4)Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the
answer.
5)Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.
6)We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the
police.
7)Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
relationship.
8)The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the
list.
9)Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
10)If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
11)Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.
12)We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
13)War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
14)Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not
putting it in a fruit salad.
15)Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling
them to sit down and shut-up.
16)Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should
both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
17)My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
18)Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand.
19)The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets
the cheese.
:) ;) :D ;D
;D :P ::) :o :o
#Post#: 395--------------------------------------------------
Re: contest
DIR By: inoxent
Date: October 5, 2012, 8:14 pm
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--- Quote from: Krone34 link ---
>
> Lol funny jokes guys but my turn now and im gonna win these
are my top funniest jokes and btw guys number 18 is my favorite
lol!!!
> #IMMA WIN ****ES LETSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>
>
> 1) Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his
level and beat you with experience.
> 2)I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather..
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
> 3)I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that
way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
> 4)Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the
answer.
> 5)Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.
> 6)We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before
the police.
> 7)Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a
whole relationship.
> 8)The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on
the list.
> 9)Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
> 10)If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
> 11)Men have two emotions: Hungry and ****. If you see him
without an ****, make him a sandwich.
> 12)We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in
public.
> 13)War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
> 14)Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not
putting it in a fruit salad.
> 15)Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.
> 16)Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They
should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
> 17)My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-****.
> 18)Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand.
> 19)The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese.
> :) ;) :D ;D ;D :P ::) :o :o
>
>
>
>
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l0000l
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