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       #Post#: 2314--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Le Dick and the Woodland Bitch
       By: Duncan Seastove Date: November 30, 2016, 10:58 pm
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       They turned to inspect the noise, and bit at her as well.
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       Re: Le Dick and the Woodland ****
       By: Discodontron Date: November 30, 2016, 11:01 pm
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       Clunk walks up to the door and shoves it open!  looks inside
       Perception (8+2=10) looking for overall lay out and any person
       inside? Pathways, hallways religious symbols, magical symbols!
       #Post#: 2316--------------------------------------------------
       Le Dick and the Woodland Bitch
       By: Duncan Seastove Date: December 1, 2016, 7:21 am
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       The door flies open, and inside you see a circular room, about
       15 feet across, with all manner of clutter around its walls and
       hanging from the ceiling-- dried herbs and roots, mummified
       bats, some dusty old books (one whose cover looks to be made of
       stitched together flesh), large jars of mysterious liquids, or
       with preserved body parts floating in them, a few locks of hair,
       a pile of human teeth-- every surface is brimming with piles and
       vials. In the center of the room is a small pit which contains a
       smokeless fire, and placed above that is a large wrought iron
       cauldron. There doesn't seem to be anything in it at the moment.
       Standing next to the cauldron is the small girl who beckoned you
       in. You would guess that she's around 8 or 9 years old. She
       wears a ragged and dirty burlap dress, and her feet look black
       with mud. Behind the cauldron is hunched the figure you've seen
       many times now on your approach, but this time, without a
       cloak-- her hair is matted, stringy, and black, and hangs lankly
       from her wrinkled head. Here eyes are set deeply in her skull,
       and completely black, as far as you can tell. They flicker in
       the firelight. Despite the warm light of the fire, her skin
       seems pallid and dead, covered with splotches and scabs and
       sores.
       Her eyes narrow as you enter, and her cracked lips contort into
       a crooked frown. "Always the meat head, tin man. Best not have
       broken them hinges. I know your friends be sneaking around in my
       garden somewhere, tell them to find their manhood quick and get
       in here before you let in a draft."
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       Re: Le Dick and the Woodland Bitch
       By: Rognvaldr Date: December 1, 2016, 10:48 am
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       Can geoff and I see into the opening?
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       Re: Le Dick and the Woodland Bitch
       By: Duncan Seastove Date: December 1, 2016, 10:51 am
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       Clunk's massive bod is blocking your vision
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       #Post#: 2319--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Le Dick and the Woodland ****
       By: Discodontron Date: December 1, 2016, 12:56 pm
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       Staring blankly at the ladies invitation
       "I only want to return the girl to her town, I don't need to sit
       down for coffee"
       Turning his head towards the side of the house "What strange
       pets you have."
       #Post#: 2320--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Le Dick and the Woodland Bitch
       By: Duncan Seastove Date: December 1, 2016, 1:10 pm
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       The woman lets out a wheezing cackle and claps her bony hands
       together, and then says, "Ah, the answer to me sacrifices! An'
       here I thought ye was comin' to try an' rob me blind! Never
       thought I'd see the day I was rid o' this brat. Thought I was
       pullin' one over on them villagers, takin' her in, but she's not
       but listened to one word I say! Mayhaps them simple folk
       outwitted me, for once!" She cackles again, and shuffles over to
       a cabinet and starts rummaging through it and mumbling to
       herself. All manner of odds and ends spill out onto the floor,
       including a very plump rat which scurries away into another
       corner of the room. Finally, she pulls her head out of the
       cabinet and holds out a small golden ring. "Here, tin man. You
       an' the other lads can have this magic ring if you agree to take
       this damn brat away, and quit stomping on my thorn bushes. Took
       it off another group of adventurers many years ago, weren't as
       polite as you lot." Her beady black eyes flick over towards the
       pile of human teeth, and she chuckles to herself.
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       #Post#: 2321--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Le Dick and the Woodland ****
       By: Discodontron Date: December 1, 2016, 1:33 pm
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       Ripping of a piece of his clothes in a small section to cover
       his hand, Clunk holds out his hand "Very well"
       Gesturing to follow him"Come puny human, follow me. Return to
       your village we shall."
       After taking a couple steps Clunk flicks the ring folded up in
       cloth toward Asmundr "Identity this"
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       Re: Le Dick and the Woodland Bitch
       By: Duncan Seastove Date: December 1, 2016, 1:43 pm
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       "Be sure to come see old Black Agnes again if you ever need some
       assistance, pups, with golden cocks or otherwise... Hehehe...
       there's always a deal to be struck." Black Agnes chuckles to
       herself again, but then her eyes narrow and her mouth twists
       into a frown. "Now, out with you, you ungrateful wretch!" She
       says, and spits at Edrica. Edrica follows Clunk out silently,
       her head bowed.
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       #Post#: 2323--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Le Dick and the Woodland Bitch
       By: Rognvaldr Date: December 1, 2016, 1:43 pm
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       As the door opens, Asmundr telepathizes to Clunk, "Move aside,
       Geoffrey might be able to get a clean shot off on this wbitch,
       be ready to attack!"
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