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       Spider bites Australian man on penis again...yeah again
   DIR By: Ghosttruck
       Date: January 25, 2019, 1:10 pm
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       > A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a
       venomous spider on the penis for a second time.
       >
       > The man was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site
       on Tuesday, when he suffered a repeat of the incident five
       months ago.
       >
       > Jordan, who preferred not to reveal his surname, said he was
       bitten on "pretty much the same spot" by the spider.
       >
       > "I'm the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment," he
       told the BBC.
       >
       > "I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt
       the sting that I felt the first time.
       >
       > "I was like 'I can't believe it's happened again.' I looked
       down and I've seen a few little legs come from around the rim."
       >
       > He said that being bitten the first time had made him wary of
       using portable toilets.
       >
       > "After the first time it happened I didn't really want to use
       one again," he said.
       >
       > "Toilets got cleaned that day and I thought it was my
       opportunity to go use one. Had a look under both seats and then
       I sat down did my business. Next thing you know, I'm bent over
       in pain."
       >
       > 'I'll be holding on'
       > The tradesman said he was not sure what type of spider bit him
       this time.
       >
       > One of his colleagues took him from the worksite in north-west
       Sydney to Blacktown Hospital - although many of his workmates
       were quick to see the lighter side of the situation.
       >
       > "They got worried the first time," he said.
       >
       > "This time they were making jokes before I was getting in the
       car."
       >
       > The hospital declined to discuss the matter, citing patient
       privacy.
       >
       > Jordan was released from hospital and said he expected to
       return to work soon but was unlikely to be using the on-site
       toilet.
       >
       > "I think I'll be holding on for dear life to be honest," he
       said.
       >
       > The redback spider, closely related to the black widow spider,
       is distinguished by a long red stripe on its abdomen.
       >
       > Its bite causes severe pain, sweating and nausea.
       >
       > Although there are recorded cases of deaths from redback
       bites, none have occurred since the development of antivenom in
       1956.
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       #Post#: 175--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Spider bites Australian man on penis again...yeah again
   DIR By: Satanica
       Date: January 25, 2019, 2:55 pm
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       I think I'd be wearing an adult diaper from now on until I got
       home from the workday.
       #Post#: 184--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Spider bites Australian man on penis again...yeah again
   DIR By: FellOffThePorch
       Date: January 25, 2019, 3:33 pm
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       Fuck. That. I hate spiders. Give me a snake, a lizard or
       anything except a spider. Creepy bastards.
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