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Baby it's cold outside...for the horses!
DIR By: Ghosttruck
Date: February 1, 2019, 8:12 am
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We all know about Florida-man but I’m going to talk about
Arkansas-man on this board. This is my first post so I’ll lay
out what’s going on. I have sources in the court and what hits
the paper isn’t the full story. The rest is usually hilarious
and I’m going to be putting in the funny shit that goes on
behind the scenes…
So…An Arkansas-man, let’s call him Geoff, decided to get
hammered. Now this isn’t the simplest of things because we live
in what’s called a dry county. Yeah…it sucks as much as you’d
think. No alcohol sales at all….ever! So Geoff, went across
county lines, got his booze and proceeded to drink, and drink.
The night it happened it was around 16 degrees which in Arkansas
is cause for great concern. I mean go to the store and get
eggs, bread and milk…shit has just got serious!
So Geoff, all warm and snuggly in his house, full of liquor had
some concerns about some horses…they could be cold, they could
be hungry. What was Geoff to do? Steal a car! Yep he stole a
car…drove to the persons farm who’d he’d just stolen the car
from and fed his horses some hay! The arresting officer said,
off the record, that Geoff had a very large Doberman with him
and Geoff’s only concern was what might happen to his dog…let’s
call him fluffy. Geoff’s grandparents were finally tracked down
and the reportedly very well taken care of “Fluffy” was placed
with them. That’s when Geoff decided to go peacefully off to
jail, because before Geoff had a place for Fluffy he wasn't
having that shit!
The local animal shelter sung Geoff’s praises because of his
kindness to animals and his grandparents are proud as well!
Only the owner of the farm is pissed about the car…which was
recovered, undamaged. Chances are Geoff will get an pass on
this one. Let’s just hope he has his own ride next time he
decided his neighbor’s horses are hungry and cold.
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Re: Baby it's cold outside...for the horses!
DIR By: Knox
Date: February 1, 2019, 8:44 am
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Ghost, I think you're channeling Hagrid there with the Fluffy!!
Love it, keep em coming!! ;D
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Re: Baby it's cold outside...for the horses!
DIR By: SimplySpaztastic
Date: February 1, 2019, 8:50 am
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Lol fluffy is safe.
I think i"ll go to jail now.
Lmao
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Re: Baby it's cold outside...for the horses!
DIR By: KatO9Tails
Date: February 1, 2019, 9:32 am
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I have heard horror stories of the way some people keep horses
and animals in Arkansas, and trust me, we have them here too.
Other then the car theft I think he might have done the right
thing
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Re: Baby it's cold outside...for the horses!
DIR By: notchback
Date: February 1, 2019, 11:26 am
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Hey Ghosttruck, Haven't you read the rules here? No doxxing. I
guess we should just call you Geoff from now on.
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Re: Baby it's cold outside...for the horses!
DIR By: Ghosttruck
Date: February 1, 2019, 12:03 pm
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Ha ha ha...I promise the names are made up.
Now I have a few tales to unravel from my "friends" who are
serving some time in the pen...that are so freaking funny. I'll
use their names, because they told me I could :)
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Re: Baby it's cold outside...for the horses!
DIR By: Mildly Medicated
Date: February 1, 2019, 3:21 pm
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Love It !! Lived in Arkansas for many years, in a dry county,
every weekend we did a run to the next county over for
"supplies" LOL (I was younger and less concerned for my bodily
organs)
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