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#Post#: 455--------------------------------------------------
WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER TEETH!
DIR By: Ghosttruck
Date: January 28, 2019, 2:22 pm
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--- Quote ---
> A 43-year-old woman was arrested this morning by the St. Louis
Police Department after she tore off her husband’s genitals with
her own teeth as an act of vengeance for an alleged infidelity.
>
> During her interrogation, Christina Palmer Anderson confessed
that she had been planning her crime since she had surprised her
husband performing oral sex on her crystal meth dealer, last
weekend.
>
> She told police that she had spent many hours sharpening her
teeth with a nail file over the last week, in order to make the
castration easier.
>
> She finally put her plan into action this morning and began by
tying her husband’s hand and feet to their bed, pretending that
it was part of a sexual game.
>
> In an astonishing feat of jaw strength, she then cut through
her husband’s genitals with her teeth, tearing his penis and
testicles from his body. She then left him there, severely
bleeding, to go in another room of the residence and smoke
drugs.
>
> The victim, 47-year old John Maurice Anderson, was,
fortunately, able to untie himself in a matter of minutes and
call 911, before he finally lost consciousness. The police and
paramedics arrived a few minutes later, and rapidly arrested Ms.
Anderson and transported her husband to the Saint Louis
University Hospital
>
> “When the officers arrived on the site, the victim was naked,
unconscious and covered with blood,” police chief Jon Belmar
told reporters.
>
> “The accused was sitting on a couch, smoking crystal meth with
her face and clothes full of blood.
>
> “She immediately confessed to castrating her husband,
screaming “I bit his dick off!” over and over again, and
bragging about her crime.”
>
> Christina Anderson will now face charges of first-degree
domestic assault and attempted manslaughter, as well as
possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia.
>
> However, she will have to undergo a complete psychiatric
evaluation before her trial can begin.
>
> Her husband what put in an artificial coma and remains in a
“critical condition”, but the doctors watching him no longer
fear for his life.
>
> He will remain hospitalized for at least a week, but the
damage done to his genitals is permanent and will necessitate
some serious reconstructive surgery.
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#Post#: 457--------------------------------------------------
Re: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER
TEETH!
DIR By: Mildly Medicated
Date: January 28, 2019, 2:35 pm
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Well that's good. At least she used "her own teeth".
#Post#: 461--------------------------------------------------
Re: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER
TEETH!
DIR By: FellOffThePorch
Date: January 28, 2019, 2:47 pm
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Holy mother of all that is... what the fuck did he look like?
She looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings. She most certainly
got his Precious.
If E.T. and Gollum had a baby it might just look like her.
#Post#: 464--------------------------------------------------
Re: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER
TEETH!
DIR By: Siobhan
Date: January 28, 2019, 2:55 pm
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OH DAWG DAYUM!
Sharpened her teeth with a nail file for a week in preparation
to dental-Bobbitt her husband?
That's some fucked up meth-brained shit right there!
A simple quick glance into a mirror before it shatters would
give her better insight as to why her DH was giving their dealer
some "down time", and the meth she torched up on after her
lockjaw job on same said DH was prolly the rewards of his sexual
efforts.
Not everyone's a beauty pagent contestant, but FFS people learn
to recognize crazy from the first few dates, and run like hell
when you get the slightest glimpse of Glenn Close screaming "I
will not be ignored!".
Lordt help her, because no one else wants near her now, I'll bet
dollars to dawg nuts that the other women in the holding
facility are keeping way the fuck back from this roadhag - most
probably taking turns keeping watch over each other just so they
can sleep, even if she's in a separate lock down by herself.
Major reconstructive surgery is an understatement, this man will
be lucky if any reattachments can be made and he'd eventually be
able to urinate without sitting each time.
#Post#: 481--------------------------------------------------
Re: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER
TEETH!
DIR By: Alf
Date: January 28, 2019, 4:44 pm
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WNDR's disclaimer, again:
--- Quote ---
>
> WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical
nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their
content. All characters appearing in the articles in this
website – even those based on real people – are entirely
fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons,
living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.
--- End Quote ---
It makes a helluva story, but that's all it is. There's exactly
zero truth behind it.
--Al
#Post#: 482--------------------------------------------------
Re: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER
TEETH!
DIR By: FellOffThePorch
Date: January 28, 2019, 4:59 pm
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--- Quote from: Alf link ---
>
> WNDR's disclaimer, again:
>
> [quote]
> WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical
nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their
content. All characters appearing in the articles in this
website – even those based on real people – are entirely
fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons,
living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.
--- End Quote ---
It makes a helluva story, but that's all it is. There's exactly
zero truth behind it.
--Al
[/quote]
Well there is a helluva story behind that woman.
#Post#: 484--------------------------------------------------
Re: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER
TEETH!
DIR By: Siobhan
Date: January 28, 2019, 5:44 pm
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--- Quote from: Alf link ---
>
> WNDR's disclaimer, again:
>
> [quote]
> WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical
nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their
content. All characters appearing in the articles in this
website – even those based on real people – are entirely
fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons,
living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.
--- End Quote ---
It makes a helluva story, but that's all it is. There's exactly
zero truth behind it.
--Al
[/quote]
Welp, I guess the tax returns will be well spent on getting
myself some new(er) bifocals. :o ;D
#Post#: 581--------------------------------------------------
Re: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER
TEETH!
DIR By: KatO9Tails
Date: January 29, 2019, 12:25 pm
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lol, I get to put my whale story up again for all the, hm,
outrage
#Post#: 593--------------------------------------------------
Re: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER
TEETH!
DIR By: Ghosttruck
Date: January 29, 2019, 12:58 pm
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Never even saw that!
#Post#: 595--------------------------------------------------
Re: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER
TEETH!
DIR By: Alf
Date: January 29, 2019, 1:02 pm
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You're not the first. Or even the tenth.
--Al
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