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       joke of the day!
       By: holy rona Date: September 23, 2011, 9:25 am
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       One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she
       notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
       "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three
       wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and
       square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for
       a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies
       "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second
       wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is
       a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it.
       But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night
       with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
       Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
       "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she
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       "Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
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