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#Post#: 10721--------------------------------------------------
HP Mad Libs
By: kamikaze ginny Date: October 9, 2011, 6:25 pm
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I need:
Place
Noun
Body Part
Noun
Verb
Verbing
Noun
Verbing
Verbing
Verbed
Nouns
Verbing
Noun
Nouns
Noun
Noun
Verbed
Noun
Adverb
#Post#: 10724--------------------------------------------------
Re: HP Mad Libs
By: Fawkes Date: October 9, 2011, 6:37 pm
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Room of Requirement
dildo
Penis
fleshlight
thrust
fucking
chair
sweating
gasping
slapped
footballs
begging
tree
ponies
whip
doll
finished
sperm
quickly
...Have fun.
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Re: HP Mad Libs
By: kamikaze ginny Date: October 9, 2011, 6:44 pm
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By noun plural, I meant like SNAILS not multiple nouns :P and
also unless indicated just stick to regular nouns, I'll indicate
if I need a name sooo... this won't work unless you change the
noun(s) and the Ron to like things not people.
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Re: HP Mad Libs
By: Fawkes Date: October 9, 2011, 6:54 pm
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My bad...it's been years since I've played Mad Libs. Fixed.
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Re: HP Mad Libs
By: kamikaze ginny Date: October 9, 2011, 7:02 pm
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Ok cool here we go:
HPSS: Chapter 11: Quidditch
"Bin watchin' from me Room of Requirement," said Hagrid, patting
a large pair of dildos around his penis, "But it isn't the same
as bein' in the crowd. No sign of the fleshlight yet, eh."
"Nope," said Ron. "Harry hasn't had much to thrust yet." "Kept
outta trouble, though, that's somethin'," said Hagrid, fucking
his chair and peering skyward at the speck that was
Harry.

Way up above them, Harry was sweating over
the game, gasping about for some sign of the fleshlight. This
was part of his and Wood's game plan.

"Keep out of
the way until you catch sight of the fleshlight," Wood had said.
"We don't want you slapped before you have to be." When Angelina
had scored, Harry had done a couple of loop-the-loops to let off
his footballs. Now he was back to begging around for the
fleshlight.

Once he caught sight of a tree, but it
was just a reflection from one of the Weasleys' ponies, and once
a whip decided to come pelting his way, more like a doll than
anything, but Harry finished it and Fred Weasley came chasing
after it.

"All right there, Harry." he had time to
yell, as he beat the sperm quickly toward Marcus Flint.

I can do another one if you wish.
#Post#: 10789--------------------------------------------------
Re: HP Mad Libs
By: Aussie50 Date: October 9, 2011, 11:09 pm
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[quote author=kamikaze ginny link=topic=1244.msg10735#msg10735
date=1318204929]


"All right there, Harry." he had time to yell, as
he beat the sperm quickly toward Marcus Flint.

I can do another one if you wish.
[/quote]
Haha love Madlibs haven't done them in years. This thread could
be good fun if it continues, do another.
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Re: HP Mad Libs
By: kamikaze ginny Date: October 10, 2011, 3:46 pm
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Alright here's round 2:
again, unless specified a noun is a thing. A place or person
will be specified if needed.
verb
noun
adjective
adjective
adjective
emotion
adjective
adjective
verbing
noun
verbing
noun
verbed
place
nouns
verbed
adjective
animal(s)
adjective
noun(s)
animal
noun
number
person
animal
adverb
adjective
adjective
noun
animal
body part
holiday
animal
verbed
noun
#Post#: 11169--------------------------------------------------
Re: HP Mad Libs
By: sesamecharlie Date: October 12, 2011, 2:48 pm
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I'll play!
verb - defenestrate
noun - pillow
adjective - shiny
adjective - enourmous
adjective - hot
emotion - elation
adjective - moist
adjective - irate
verbing - dancing
noun - Christmas tree
verbing - catapulting
noun - guitar
verbed - vomited
place - the moon
nouns - clocks
verbed - assaulted
adjective - inpenetrable
animal(s) - weasels
adjective - rabid
noun(s) - tooth brushes
animal - narwal
noun - pizza
number - 22
person - postman
animal - albatross
adverb - sassily
adjective - hard
adjective - enthralling
noun - sweater
animal - dinosaur
body part - eyeball
holiday - Arbor Day
animal - kangaroo
verbed - chucked
noun - building
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Re: HP Mad Libs
By: kamikaze ginny Date: October 12, 2011, 3:44 pm
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One line of this had me cracking up when I was typing it:
"If I say it myself, Harry, I've always been able to
defenestrate the people I needed. So Ginny poured out her pillow
to me, and her pillow happened to be exactly what I wanted ....
I grew shinier and enourmous on a diet of her deepest fears, her
hottest elations. I grew moist, far more moist than little Miss
Weasley. Irate enough to start dancing Miss Weasley a few of my
Christmas Trees, to start catapulting a little of my guitar back
into her. . ."
"What d'you mean." said Harry, whose mouth had gone very
dry.


"Haven't you vomited yet, Harry Potter." said Riddle softly.
"Ginny Weasley opened the The Moon of Clocks. She assaulted the
inpenetrable weasels and daubed rabid messages on the
toothbrushes. She set the Narwal of Pizza on twenty two
Mudbloods, and the Postman’s albatross.


"No," Harry whispered.


"Yes," said Riddle, sassily. "Of course, she didn't know
what she was doing at first. It was very hard. I wish you could
have seen her new diary entries ... far more enthralling, they
became .... Dear Tom," he recited, watching Harry's horrified
face, `I think I'm losing my sweater. There are dinosaur
eyeballs all over my robes and I don't know how they got there.
Dear Tom, l can't remember what I did on the night of Arbor Day,
but a kangaroo was chucked and I've got building all down my
front.
If anyone wants another one, just reply to this.
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Re: HP Mad Libs
By: sesamecharlie Date: October 13, 2011, 1:16 am
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Bahaha, that was hilarious. I definitely want to do another one.
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