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       Nerd Wars: Jimmy vs. Dexter
       By: Stinger Date: July 13, 2018, 11:32 pm
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       Jimmy Neutron was sitting in his lab drinking hard purple flurp
       whilst jerking it to footage of Cindy bending over to tie her
       shoes.
       "Heh Heh, I`m all smart and shit." He said.
       KA-FUCKING-BOOM!
       A bomb went off and sent Neutron flying into his TV.
       "My fuckin porn! Who in da fuck did that shit?!" Neutron yelled
       gather his equilibrium.
       "It was me mudder fucker!"Dexter said showing up with an army of
       robots. "I`ve come to show you how much bigger my cock is!"
       "Oh yeah?" Jimmy screamed whipping out his photon blaster, "DIE
       YOU COMMUNIST FAGGOT!"
       PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW!
       He fired off a billion rounds killing the shit out of the robots
       and did a billion back-flips avoiding the weapons of ass
       destruction!
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