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Self intro- K00
By: K Date: February 4, 2015, 6:28 am
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Good day to you ladies and gentlemen.
I am K00. You may know me as K K.
I prefer to be called K, but, you may call me what you wish.
For those that know me, I usually have a Bulbasaur instead of my
coat of arms.
Now, For a bit about myself,
I was originally from the SK forums. I am 1 of the 6 Royal Heavy
Launchers stationed on Earth.
My fellow working partners are:
K K the Legend
K K4 the Logical
K01 the Patient
K02 the Caring
K03 the Kind
I am known as K00 and gentlemen.
Though I am caught up (mostly) on the events of the GGE forums
and completely caught up (I think...) on the SK forums, I still
have a long way to go before I understand the history of the
Inrazimad forums.
So, here I am, ladies and gentlemen;
My race, Bilbo-Human (Humans that are native to Bilbo, but,
still share the exact same DNA and evolution paths as the
Earth-Humans).
Some of you may be asking;
1. Since Bilbo has 1100000000000 years of history did the humans
exist for that long on Bilbo?
2. Who came first, the Bilbo-Human or the Earth-Human?
Well the answer is quite simple, really;
1. Bilbo's years of great history was forged and shaped by the
Pillows. Then the humans emerged and the Pillows educated us
about living on the planet.
2. The Earth Human.
Of course, this raises more questions, doesn’t everything?;
1. Why did the Pillows teach you instead of treating you as a
source of food? After all, don’t they eat everything and
anything?
2. How did the exact same genetic material end up on Bilbo?
Well you see;
1. Of course they didn’t eat us. Though Pillows are omnivorous
they prefer eating vegetation, and since food was, and still is,
plentiful on Bilbo they simply choose to eat the vegetation.
2. Well, this was due to the creation of the Terrain Moon 1
(Lunar). You see, the moon was created when another planet
collided with the Earth. Some of the Earth’s rock containing the
genetic material flew off into space, some of it landed on
Bilbo. So that means there are other Humans out there somewhere.
Of course, this raises more questions, doesn’t everything?;
1. If the Pillows eat everything and anything and they have a
huge stomach, why didn’t they eat everything?
Well you see;
1. The Pillows don’t want to, nor do they need to. The Pillows
have learnt, long ago, that it is important to create a
sustainable environment so they don’t want to eat everything.
The other thing is the Pillow’s biology, you see, the Pillows
evolved and adapted to a desert environment. Food is scarce,
even in the Bilbo deserts, so, in order to survive, the pillows
must be able to travel long distances and use a lot less energy.
So, the Pillow’s body requires only a few apples to provide them
with the energy they need for a whole day.
Now, this raises yet another question;
1. How do the Pillows not use so much energy?
Simple;
1. Floating. The Pillow floats as a method of transportation.
This way, they can remain in the same position for the whole day
and can travel great distances at great speeds (90km/h) .
Now, I’ve talked so much about Pillows, planet formation, and
Bilbo. But, what does this all mean for you? Simple! You have a
friend with a great imagination.
Now, My titles.
Acquaintance of Inrazimad.
The Gentleman.
Royal Heavy Launcher.
Member of the True Gentlemen’s Union.
Member of the League of Legends.
Protector of Bilbo.
As of 3/14/2015, I've earned some new titles in (real life),
Detective
Forensic Scientist (Autopsy)
Witness
'Dibi Dobber'
'Snitch'
Please note that the about two resulted from honesty... Life can
be brutal...
These are all little and insignificant compared to your great
titles.
I bid you a good day.
Hate the fires,
K00
#Post#: 5178--------------------------------------------------
Re: Self intro- K00
By: Aidan Von Atapas Date: February 4, 2015, 6:48 am
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You're introduction was almost as good as Raymond's!
Unfortunately, you only get a regular welcome. Cyclone has his
arms full with/of Raymond. ;)
#Post#: 5181--------------------------------------------------
Re: Self intro- K00
By: K Date: February 4, 2015, 6:59 am
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[quote author=Aidan Von Atapas link=topic=56.msg5178#msg5178
date=1423054132]
You're introduction was almost as good as Raymond's!
Unfortunately, you only get a regular welcome. Cyclone has his
arms full with/of Raymond. ;)
[/quote]
Good day, good sir
A normal welcome is all I need.
And what is Raymond called? The same?
I bid you a good day.
Hate the fires,
K00
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Re: Self intro- K00
By: Aidan Von Atapas Date: February 4, 2015, 7:03 am
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I think so. His introduction thread is around here somewhere.
May I have your hand?
#Post#: 5193--------------------------------------------------
Re: Self intro- K00
By: K Date: February 4, 2015, 3:05 pm
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[quote author=Aidan Von Atapas link=topic=56.msg5183#msg5183
date=1423054981]
I think so. His introduction thread is around here somewhere.
May I have your hand?
[/quote]
Good day, good sir.
Yes, I found him, still Raymondmay11.
About the hand bit... I beg you pardon? As in marriage?
I bid you a good day.
Hate the fires,
K00
#Post#: 5194--------------------------------------------------
Re: Self intro- K00
By: Aidan Von Atapas Date: February 4, 2015, 3:16 pm
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Indeed no, I am already happily married to a wonderful young
woman. I simply wish to give you a tour of our establishment.
#Post#: 5195--------------------------------------------------
Re: Self intro- K00
By: K Date: February 4, 2015, 3:20 pm
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[quote author=Aidan Von Atapas link=topic=56.msg5194#msg5194
date=1423084619]
Indeed no, I am already happily married to a wonderful young
woman. I simply wish to give you a tour of our establishment.
[/quote]
Good day, good sir.
A tour of the establishment?
Why thank you.
I bid you a good day.
Hate the fires,
K00
#Post#: 5197--------------------------------------------------
Re: Self intro- K00
By: Aidan Von Atapas Date: February 4, 2015, 3:58 pm
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Indeed. Step this way sir. Over there you see the arcade, in
which is a game called Snake, of which I am the champion. ;)
#Post#: 5209--------------------------------------------------
Re: Self intro- K00
By: Neamhain Blackmailer Date: February 4, 2015, 5:22 pm
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[quote author=Aidan Von Atapas link=topic=56.msg5178#msg5178
date=1423054132]Unfortunately, you only get a regular welcome.
Cyclone has his arms full with/of Raymond. ;)
[/quote]
It'll be quite a while before we see those two again.
Welcome K00. As a welcome gift, I gave you two pieces of
karmacorn. K is for karmacorn.
#Post#: 5216--------------------------------------------------
Re: Self intro- K00
By: Aidan Von Atapas Date: February 4, 2015, 5:39 pm
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I shall grant you three pieces of karmacorn; however, woe to you
if you ever betray us.
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