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Re: I heard someone saw my pet here...
By: Authorial442 Date: January 12, 2017, 7:31 pm
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I am being instructed not to post consecutively... this is a
test to see the limits.
On a quick note, if this experiment does work, I will quickly
say all enquiries and greetings are about to be answered. If the
warning to not post right after my own previous post was
something to have been heeded (if not listened to) then I have
no idea if any shall be in the knowledge of this post...
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Re: I heard someone saw my pet here...
By: Authorial442 Date: January 12, 2017, 7:35 pm
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It does work!
I have defied the forewarned limits!!
(Any readers' incomprehension of what just happened will never
be answered, as a matter of The Magician's Code)
My answers to previous posts will follow shortly!
Prepare to be free of selectively-answered questions!
Ah-huh. I shall then humbly take that on board.
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Re: I heard someone saw my pet here...
By: HunsingerTheLearner Date: January 12, 2017, 7:45 pm
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Hey, here's a helpful tip. Don't do that. You'll provoke the
authoritarian administrator of this forum, who doesn't take too
kindly to members, whether new or old, frivolously disregarding
his rules, which are here: Rules of Inrazimad
HTML http://confederationofinrazimad.createaforum.com/introduction-to-inrazimad/an-introduction/.<br
/>You are breaking #9. You may be let off the hook because you
aren't used to the system yet, but don't push it.
If you wish to say something more at a later time after you have
already posted, it is suggested to edit your post, which can be
done by pressing the Modify message button, which looks like a
pencil on a piece of paper located at the bottom right corner of
your posts. This allows you to add to your post, and gives a
little "Last Edit: etc." at the bottom of the post like on mine.
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Re: I heard someone saw my pet here...
By: Tux Date: January 12, 2017, 8:24 pm
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Join the 5% warnings club!
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Re: I heard someone saw my pet here...
By: HunsingerTheLearner Date: January 12, 2017, 8:43 pm
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Speak for yourself. I have 55%.
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Re: I heard someone saw my pet here...
By: Tux Date: January 12, 2017, 8:51 pm
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Prove. Screenshot that warnings page. Or even better, print.
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Re: I heard someone saw my pet here...
By: Authorial442 Date: January 12, 2017, 8:57 pm
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[quote author=A chair link=topic=309.msg63295#msg63295
date=1484275913]
Prove. Screenshot that warnings page. Or even better, print.
[/quote]Has been taken on board. Shall not so shamelessly occur
again.
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Re: I heard someone saw my pet here...
By: HunsingerTheLearner Date: January 12, 2017, 8:59 pm
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[quote author=A chair link=topic=309.msg63295#msg63295
date=1484275913]
Prove. Screenshot that warnings page. Or even better, print.
[/quote]
You don't believe me?
[quote author=Authorial442 link=topic=309.msg63300#msg63300
date=1484276246]
[quote author=A chair link=topic=309.msg63295#msg63295
date=1484275913]
Prove. Screenshot that warnings page. Or even better, print.
[/quote]Has been taken on board. Shall not so shamelessly occur
again.
[/quote]
Don't worry about it. You didn't know. It happens to the best of
us.
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Re: I heard someone saw my pet here...
By: Tux Date: January 12, 2017, 9:01 pm
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No, I just wanna see your rap sheet.
[quote author=Authorial442 link=topic=309.msg63300#msg63300
date=1484276246]
[quote author=A chair link=topic=309.msg63295#msg63295
date=1484275913]
Prove. Screenshot that warnings page. Or even better, print.
[/quote]Has been taken on board. Shall not so shamelessly occur
again.
[/quote]
Lesson learnt? I guess?
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Re: I heard someone saw my pet here...
By: Authorial442 Date: January 12, 2017, 9:03 pm
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Lesson confirmed as learned.
AAAND NOW THE GREAT REPLY!!
[quote author=Ishmael link=topic=309.msg62930#msg62930
date=1483756336]
Greetings and salutations. My name is Aidan, I'm the global
moderator of this fine forum. We welcome you with suspiciously
open arms and hope you decide to hang around. Best wishes and
can't wait to get to know you better.
If you have any questions or concerns please feel free to shoot
me a message.
*Tips hat*
[/quote] Many-a-thanks Aidan the Global-Moderator *returns the
gesture* I shall be sure to take up your suspiciously generous
metaphoric hug with no second thoughts (as my thoughts tend to
come in thirds and fourths). I shall attempt to make little in
the way of trouble regarding ultimate agendas and suspicious
plots, for the sake of your rank/title/role…?
Again thank-you. For gratifying my first post with a
first-reply-post, I would like to bestow a gift: behold!
*lusciously-red rose-like flower magically appears in hand*
A magical flower! With sparkles *gives a quick puff and sparkles
float down onto flower*
[quote author=The Art of Grace link=topic=309.msg62937#msg62937
date=1483761371]
Ooooh, new [s]cult[/s] forum member! Hello and welcome,
Authorial!
[/quote]:D I am most appreciative *small bow*
[quote author=Neamhain Blackmailer
link=topic=309.msg62945#msg62945 date=1483794880]
Aye! It's about time you've finally posted. I was finally able
to give you that karmacorn.
[quote author=Authorial442 link=topic=309.msg62915#msg62915
date=1483697246]I am particularly fond of writing, horrendous
puns and the deep colour of navy blue.
[/quote]
That's punderful. I claim you as my best forum friend.
[/quote]My thanks for the…uh… karmacorn. I’m sure it’s
delicious. I would be a peasant-of-a-mortal to refuse the
immediate friendship of a Celtic goddess… particularly a goddess
of frenzied war too. Immediate Best Friends Forever!
[quote author=Dwight Schrute link=topic=309.msg62953#msg62953
date=1483821369]
[quote author=Authorial442 link=topic=309.msg62915#msg62915
date=1483697246]
Yadda-Ya-LOOO HOOOOO!
It is a pleasure of pleasures to finally formally introduce
myself.
I hail from a land of happy beginnings and varied endings; where
plants are carnivorous, birds are dinosaurs and dragons are
feared by most.
I'm called by different names and titles, as I have journeyed
upon many different civilisations (most purely by accident)
through the art of fallax Magicae (a form of magic). I can be
known as Legendary, Butter-Flyer, caput stecore (in the time of
Latin), Rabbit, Dan-ooga, Teleporter and (one of my favourites):
Bess. Though I am most commonly simply known as (wonderful,
gorgeous, perfect and most beautiful) the 'Magician'.
I'd rather not share my test results, despite the apparent
ritual, as I cannot assure any who may happen upon it of a
pleasant sleep.
I am particularly fond of writing, horrendous puns and the deep
colour of navy blue.
I do not like questions, sissy little girls who cry over popped
balloons and stabbing daisies. I very much detest that last one.
If we were to ever play a game of UNO my bluff is to always
change the colour to blue.
My coming to INRAZIMAD was a result of a reckless teleportation
into the right (or wrong) door to a particular Drake's cave. To
say the least, there was a flash of teeth, high-pitched squeal
and a misunderstanding over food. As a way of atonement, I was
to please the one they call 'Eragon' with an amusing time
online.
This was in no way made up. I am truly a magician and I really
am against stabbing daisies.
My many-a thanks for hearing me speak without listening ;D
The Magician
[/quote]
Hello Authorial! It is so good to finally have someone new here.
I hope to see you around. Also, enjoy your stay at Inrazimad,
however long it is!
[quote author=Ishmael link=topic=309.msg62930#msg62930
date=1483756336]
Greetings and salutations. My name is Aidan, I'm the global
moderator of this fine forum. We welcome you with suspiciously
open arms and hope you decide to hang around. Best wishes and
can't wait to get to know you better.
If you have any questions or concerns please feel free to shoot
me a message.
*Tips hat*
[/quote]
Suspiciously open arms . . .
*chuckles*
[/quote] It’s nice to be new ;). I believe I’ll be around, as I
am in a particular search (which I’ve no doubt at all will lead
me on a pursuit all across this forum. (forgiveness in advance,
Aidan, Global Moderator).
[quote author=A chair link=topic=309.msg62962#msg62962
date=1483880664]
[quote author=Authorial442 link=topic=309.msg62915#msg62915
date=1483697246]
Yadda-Ya-LOOO HOOOOO!
It is a pleasure of pleasures to finally formally introduce
myself.
I hail from a land of happy beginnings and varied endings; where
plants are carnivorous, birds are dinosaurs and dragons are
feared by most.
I'm called by different names and titles, as I have journeyed
upon many different civilisations (most purely by accident)
through the art of fallax Magicae (a form of magic). I can be
known as Legendary, Butter-Flyer, caput stecore (in the time of
Latin), Rabbit, Dan-ooga, Teleporter and (one of my favourites):
Bess. Though I am most commonly simply known as (wonderful,
gorgeous, perfect and most beautiful) the 'Magician'.
I'd rather not share my test results, despite the apparent
ritual, as I cannot assure any who may happen upon it of a
pleasant sleep.
I am particularly fond of writing, horrendous puns and the deep
colour of navy blue.
I do not like questions, sissy little girls who cry over popped
balloons and stabbing daisies. I very much detest that last one.
If we were to ever play a game of UNO my bluff is to always
change the colour to blue.
My coming to INRAZIMAD was a result of a reckless teleportation
into the right (or wrong) door to a particular Drake's cave. To
say the least, there was a flash of teeth, high-pitched squeal
and a misunderstanding over food. As a way of atonement, I was
to please the one they call 'Eragon' with an amusing time
online.
This was in no way made up. I am truly a magician and I really
am against stabbing daisies.
My many-a thanks for hearing me speak without listening ;D
The Magician
[/quote]
Hi there!
By the way, since when did he become your pet? Man, I hope you
big leash, I could lend you mine.
[/quote]Oh oh ohh. Such a history to be explained. I’m sure
you’ll find snippets of it here and there. For now I think it
best to say that our first meeting was with food, fight and my
ultimate victory. He has always said that I was a cheat, but
Magicians go by a Code. I am unable to reveal my methods without
aa totally magical disturbance occurring shortly.
And hi there too! And thank-you for the offer. I have something
better than a big leash though. *secret smile, pats inside
jacket pocket*
[quote author=Eragon link=topic=309.msg63080#msg63080
date=1484103344]
[quote author=Authorial442 link=topic=309.msg62915#msg62915
date=1483697246]
Yadda-Ya-LOOO HOOOOO!
It is a pleasure of pleasures to finally formally introduce
myself.
I hail from a land of happy beginnings and varied endings; where
plants are carnivorous, birds are dinosaurs and dragons are
feared by most.
I'm called by different names and titles, as I have journeyed
upon many different civilisations (most purely by accident)
through the art of fallax Magicae (a form of magic). I can be
known as Legendary, Butter-Flyer, caput stecore (in the time of
Latin), Rabbit, Dan-ooga, Teleporter and (one of my favourites):
Bess. Though I am most commonly simply known as (wonderful,
gorgeous, perfect and most beautiful) the 'Magician'.
I'd rather not share my test results, despite the apparent
ritual, as I cannot assure any who may happen upon it of a
pleasant sleep.
I am particularly fond of writing, horrendous puns and the deep
colour of navy blue.
I do not like questions, sissy little girls who cry over popped
balloons and stabbing daisies. I very much detest that last one.
If we were to ever play a game of UNO my bluff is to always
change the colour to blue.
My coming to INRAZIMAD was a result of a reckless teleportation
into the right (or wrong) door to a particular Drake's cave. To
say the least, there was a flash of teeth, high-pitched squeal
and a misunderstanding over food. As a way of atonement, I was
to please the one they call 'Eragon' with an amusing time
online.
This was in no way made up. I am truly a magician and I really
am against stabbing daisies.
My many-a thanks for hearing me speak without listening ;D
The Magician
[/quote]Oh no... She's here.
*Hides under a table*
[/quote] *stops and whips around towards table. Sniffs and
shrugs.* thought I heard my wittle Petty-poo.*continues posting*
[quote author=A chair link=topic=309.msg63129#msg63129
date=1484115572]
It's a magician...
Let's see how this goes...
#psychicsVSmagicians
[/quote] ;D we shall indeed.
[quote author=Dwight Schrute link=topic=309.msg63150#msg63150
date=1484159237]
[quote author=Eragon link=topic=309.msg63131#msg63131
date=1484117978]
Tux don't mess with her. She is unbearable.
*Wimpers under table*
[/quote]
:o :o
Who is this person that she can do this to Eragon?!
[/quote] YOU’VE SEEN MY
DRAGIE-WAGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*small pieces of confetti fall from the third-person-referring
Magician’s clothing as she jumps about in hysterics, searching
frantically for high-sagging trees in the vicinity*
[quote author=Crystal link=topic=309.msg63209#msg63209
date=1484187969]
[quote author=Authorial442 link=topic=309.msg62915#msg62915
date=1483697246]
Yadda-Ya-LOOO HOOOOO!
It is a pleasure of pleasures to finally formally introduce
myself.
I hail from a land of happy beginnings and varied endings; where
plants are carnivorous, birds are dinosaurs and dragons are
feared by most.
I'm called by different names and titles, as I have journeyed
upon many different civilisations (most purely by accident)
through the art of fallax Magicae (a form of magic). I can be
known as Legendary, Butter-Flyer, caput stecore (in the time of
Latin), Rabbit, Dan-ooga, Teleporter and (one of my favourites):
Bess. Though I am most commonly simply known as (wonderful,
gorgeous, perfect and most beautiful) the 'Magician'.
I'd rather not share my test results, despite the apparent
ritual, as I cannot assure any who may happen upon it of a
pleasant sleep.
I am particularly fond of writing, horrendous puns and the deep
colour of navy blue.
I do not like questions, sissy little girls who cry over popped
balloons and stabbing daisies. I very much detest that last one.
If we were to ever play a game of UNO my bluff is to always
change the colour to blue.
My coming to INRAZIMAD was a result of a reckless teleportation
into the right (or wrong) door to a particular Drake's cave. To
say the least, there was a flash of teeth, high-pitched squeal
and a misunderstanding over food. As a way of atonement, I was
to please the one they call 'Eragon' with an amusing time
online.
This was in no way made up. I am truly a magician and I really
am against stabbing daisies.
My many-a thanks for hearing me speak without listening ;D
The Magician
[/quote]HELLO!
Welcome to Inrazimad.
May I ask why Eragon is afraid of you? Especially someone like
Eragon?
[/quote] Afraid? I’ve no idea what you mean. We’ve been besties
(pardon this O Celtic goddess…of frenzied warfare) since the
first fight… it was a fight because my wittle petty-poo wouldn’t
sit… or listen. We’ve been a mirror image of the men and dogs of
earth, as I’ve heard on my journeys that ‘a dog is a man’s best
friend’. He just likes to, well, run away sometimes. I always
find him. Every time.
And thank you for the warm greetings  I return them.
*tips the hat*
[quote author=Lancyboy link=topic=309.msg63212#msg63212
date=1484192225]
Hello and welcome. I am Lance, essentially the strange uncle you
probably don't want to interact with that much.
[/quote] Kind greetings Strange Uncle-Lance. I can imagine I’ll
feel a slight shudder in the knowledge that you’ll be watching
on. I mean so in the politest terms.
[quote author=Neamhain Blackmailer
link=topic=309.msg63268#msg63268 date=1484269691]
Do they really?
Maybe the magician, who made a single post, will know.
[/quote] Indeed the universe is full of many mysteries. Little
brothers are one such example, intelligence is another. Without
becoming too-technical with Latin vocabulary, this
‘no-longer-single-post-er’ shall reply that “you’d be surprised”
Have you by any chance seen my little Dragie-wagie? He can be
particularly cunning when it comes to reflective and concealing
magic. Other times he just hides in trees. Though I’ve sighted
no sagging trees and cannot feel the particular use of the art.
Can anyone help me?
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