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Re: Ditch Jerry
By: Lance 2.0 Date: January 15, 2016, 1:53 pm
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I call up the cable repair guy to see what's wrong with my TV.
By the time he gets it fixed Seinfeld is off and there is no
more Jerry.
Jerry is your substitute teacher.
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Re: Ditch Jerry
By: Neamhain Blackmailer Date: January 15, 2016, 1:55 pm
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I tell Jerry that I have to go to my college class. I leave the
school.
Jerry is you. You are Jerry. Ditch Jerry.
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Re: Ditch Jerry
By: Sarah von Sapata Date: January 15, 2016, 3:31 pm
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Why would you do this...
Umm... Err... Erm...
I clone myself and then ditch a Jerry!
You are having a birthday party. You have decided to have a
magician come and perform a magic show and everyone is really
really excited for it. The magician is Jerry.
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Re: Ditch Jerry
By: Lance 2.0 Date: January 15, 2016, 3:55 pm
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I call my friend to dress up like a clown and go up there to
tackle Jerry and chain him to a chair and say the magician is
canceled.
You are running away from a bear in the woods. You find a
cottage. Suddenly, Jerry.
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Re: Ditch Jerry
By: Sarah von Sapata Date: January 15, 2016, 5:24 pm
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I go and hide in the closet, which turns out to be the entrance
to Narnia. So I become queen and rule over Narnia for the rest
of my days.
You are the ruler of Narnia, and are being attacked by an
opposing army. Jerry is your war horse.
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Re: Ditch Jerry
By: Neamhain Blackmailer Date: January 15, 2016, 7:45 pm
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I see wounded men from my side. I put them on Jerry and send
Jerry to the medic camp. Jerry is gone.
You are eating ice cream. Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
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Re: Ditch Jerry
By: Lance 2.0 Date: January 15, 2016, 10:40 pm
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I convince Jerry to sell his half of the company. Now it is only
Ben's ice cream.
Jerry attacks you while your leg is stuck in a beartrap.
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Re: Ditch Jerry
By: Neamhain Blackmailer Date: January 15, 2016, 11:01 pm
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I press on both sides of the bear trap. There is so much blood
from my body that I pass out. A random passerby sees me and
calls 911. Jerry is taken to jail, and I am taken to the
emergency room.
Jerry is your date to the prom.
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Re: Ditch Jerry
By: Lance 2.0 Date: January 15, 2016, 11:12 pm
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I force myself sick and then bail on Jerry.
Jerry is your parents.
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Re: Ditch Jerry
By: Neamhain Blackmailer Date: January 15, 2016, 11:27 pm
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I call CYS on Jerry and they take me away.
Jerry is your deity.
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