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Jokes!
By: Sarah von Sapata Date: September 15, 2015, 2:11 am
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So this is really simple. Just tell jokes. No matter how stupid,
cheesy or hilarious they are, just tell them!
If it's one of those two part ones, say the first part and let
others guess, like this:
Bob: What is Forest Gump's Password?
Bill: 1Forest1! [Insert new joke here]
Bob: [Insert answer to new joke here] [Insert next joke here]
And if it's just a one part joke, then just say it!
Bobina: My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban
from the zoo.
I shall begin!!
Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table, and then a chair.
Im so mean...
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Re: Jokes!
By: Neamhain Blackmailer Date: September 15, 2015, 8:41 pm
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Here's my joke: Sarah.
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Re: Jokes!
By: Sarah von Sapata Date: September 16, 2015, 2:18 am
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[quote author=Neamhain Blackmailer
link=topic=193.msg31566#msg31566 date=1442367714]
Here's my joke: Sarah.
[/quote]
That cuts deep. Dayum.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical
question?
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Re: Jokes!
By: HunsingerTheLearner Date: September 16, 2015, 6:07 am
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Neamhain.
Why did the chicken cross the road? (the classic :)) )
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Re: Jokes!
By: Neamhain Blackmailer Date: September 16, 2015, 6:12 pm
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Because I was bringing back dinner from Tops.
[quote author=Sarah Von Sapata link=topic=193.msg31607#msg31607
date=1442387892]
[quote author=Neamhain Blackmailer
link=topic=193.msg31566#msg31566 date=1442367714]
Here's my joke: Sarah.
[/quote]
That cuts deep. Dayum.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical
question?
[/quote]
A meaningless rhetorical question that tries to be a joke but
fails. Which makes it kind of humorous. (Oh, the paradox!)
Why do engineers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
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Re: Jokes!
By: Sarah von Sapata Date: September 17, 2015, 6:16 am
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Y'all weren't meant to answer my joke. Because if you think
about it... It was a rhetorical question! Bam!
[quote author=Neamhain Blackmailer
link=topic=193.msg31667#msg31667 date=1442445164]
Because I was bringing back dinner from Tops.
[quote author=Sarah Von Sapata link=topic=193.msg31607#msg31607
date=1442387892]
[quote author=Neamhain Blackmailer
link=topic=193.msg31566#msg31566 date=1442367714]
Here's my joke: Sarah.
[/quote]
That cuts deep. Dayum.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical
question?
[/quote]
A meaningless rhetorical question that tries to be a joke but
fails. Which makes it kind of humorous. (Oh, the paradox!)
Why do engineers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
[/quote]
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I DO IST! Because Oct31 = Dec25!!
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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Re: Jokes!
By: Neamhain Blackmailer Date: September 19, 2015, 4:48 pm
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I know I'm tired when that makes me laugh.
[hr]
HTML http://prntscr.com/8i8j7r
-EDIT-
I'm not on a tablet anymore, so I can just post the picture
here.
HTML http://i.imgur.com/v8p7ML5.jpg
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Re: Jokes!
By: Ever.fluff Date: September 22, 2015, 1:54 pm
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny
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Re: Jokes!
By: Neamhain Blackmailer Date: September 23, 2015, 6:16 pm
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HTML http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/moth-light.gif
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Re: Jokes!
By: Eragon Date: September 30, 2015, 6:32 am
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Are we allowed to share anti jokes?
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