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John McFluffykins - prequel of Bob the Stormcloud
DIR By: Ever.fluff
Date: August 13, 2015, 6:50 pm
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Chapter 1
Once upon a time, there was a Stormcloud named John. He was
exiled to a planet called Carrothead, where evil
stormcloud-eaters lived. John had to survive, all alone with no
one to be with while his enemies lurked in the shadows, waiting
for nighttime to arrive. Now, John was a very special
Stormcloud. He didn't cry normal tears. Oh, no, he cried tears
of acid. He used this special power of his to destroy all the
Stormcloud-eaters. One day he found a wounded Stormcloud, lying
on the ground, covered in white fluff. He took care of that
stormcloud and nursed her back to health. Eventually, like all
stormclouds, they fell in love and had a baby stormcloud. How,
we don't know, nor do we want to know. They named him Bob, after
their king who destroyed all clouds and stormcloud-eaters.
Little did they know, that their son would be the one who kills
all the remaining stormclouds in stormcloudia.
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Re: John McFluffykins - prequel of Bob the Stormcloud
DIR By: Neamhain Blackmailer
Date: August 13, 2015, 10:43 pm
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I will be anxiously awaiting the next chapter. Your stories are
goofy and short enough that I can actually read them without
getting distracted.
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Re: John McFluffykins - prequel of Bob the Stormcloud
DIR By: Aidan Von Atapas
Date: August 13, 2015, 11:52 pm
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I know how stormclouds fall in love.
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Re: John McFluffykins - prequel of Bob the Stormcloud
DIR By: TheCyclonicStorm
Date: August 14, 2015, 1:58 am
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--- Quote from: Ever.fluff link ---
>
> Chapter 1
>
> Once upon a time, there was a Stormcloud named John. He was
exiled to a planet called Carrothead, where evil
stormcloud-eaters lived. John had to survive, all alone with no
one to be with while his enemies lurked in the shadows, waiting
for nighttime to arrive. Now, John was a very special
Stormcloud. He didn't cry normal tears. Oh, no, he cried tears
of acid. He used this special power of his to destroy all the
Stormcloud-eaters. One day he found a wounded Stormcloud, lying
on the ground, covered in white fluff. He took care of that
stormcloud and nursed her back to health. Eventually, like all
stormclouds, they fell in love and had a baby stormcloud. How,
we don't know, nor do we want to know. They named him Bob, after
their king who destroyed all clouds and stormcloud-eaters.
Little did they know, that their son would be the one who kills
all the remaining stormclouds in stormcloudia.
>
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I'd better not be one of them, goddammit!
--- Quote from: Aidan Von Atapas link ---
>
> I know how stormclouds fall in love.
>
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Cumulonimbus arms?
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Re: John McFluffykins - prequel of Bob the Stormcloud
DIR By: Ever.fluff
Date: August 14, 2015, 5:13 am
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--- Quote from: Neamhain Blackmailer link ---
>
> I will be anxiously awaiting the next chapter. Your stories
are goofy and short enough that I can actually read them without
getting distracted.
>
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Awwhh thanks
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Re: John McFluffykins - prequel of Bob the Stormcloud
DIR By: Ever.fluff
Date: August 14, 2015, 5:24 am
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Does anyone have any ideas for chapter 2? Stupid writer's
block...
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Re: John McFluffykins - prequel of Bob the Stormcloud
DIR By: GRACETHEDUCK
Date: August 14, 2015, 5:27 am
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--- Quote from: Ever.fluff link ---
>
> Does anyone have any ideas for chapter 2? Stupid writer's
block...
>
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Come, my child. We shall discuss this . . .
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Re: John McFluffykins - prequel of Bob the Stormcloud
DIR By: Ever.fluff
Date: August 14, 2015, 5:54 am
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Chapter Two!
Bob, the tiny, immature Stormcloud picked up a poor helpless
carrot. And ate it. "Bob, no! No eating carrots!" His mother had
exclaimed, but Bob payed no heed to her helpless cries. Oh no,
he kept eating the poor carroty residents of Carrothead.
"That's my boy," his father would say, slapping his back
playfully. Bob didn't like that, so he ate his father too. Thus,
the Stormcloud/Carrot eater was born. Bob's mother was not very
happy. She had given birth to a killer! The very thought of him
made her a bit nauseous.
One day, Bob's mother met another Stormcloud, Dave. Soon, they
fell in love and had an affair. Bob was going to have a sister!
Bob didn't want a sister, so he ate her when she was born and
made his mother and Dave mate again, and again. His attempts did
not work since they kept having female stormclouds. Bob got very
angry and started calling his mother rude things, like "wench"
and "wh*re." Bob had given up on having a brother, so he ate
Dave. And then he hate his mother.
He was around 17 years old when all this happened and he was a
(very) good looking Stormcloud. He went through 'dem gardening
tools' as if they were carrots. Eventually, Bob impregnated some
poor old Stormcloud. Bob didn't want to be a dad so he ate her,
however the baby survived.
#Post#: 28225--------------------------------------------------
Re: John McFluffykins - prequel of Bob the Stormcloud
DIR By: GRACETHEDUCK
Date: August 14, 2015, 5:59 am
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These are coming along quite quickly.
#Post#: 28226--------------------------------------------------
Re: John McFluffykins - prequel of Bob the Stormcloud
DIR By: Ever.fluff
Date: August 14, 2015, 6:00 am
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Oh and I'll update every Thursday. Maybe before that.
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