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Re: The Adventures of Goose Muffin and Mr Potato!
By: Sarah von Sapata Date: July 17, 2015, 9:55 pm
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If this was turned intk a movie i would marry the producer. what
a brilliant man that person woould be!
I hope u realise by now i am using a damn kindle!
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Re: The Adventures of Goose Muffin and Mr Potato!
By: Sarah von Sapata Date: July 17, 2015, 11:02 pm
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The Adventures of Goose Muffin and Mr Potato
PART 2
The sun rose high in the sky, lighting up the ugly meadows
surrounding Goose Muffin and Mr Potato's home. Light flooded in
through the non-existent window, birds screamed along to songs
as the cows played electric guitars in fields of yellow. Goose
Muffin and Mr Potato's lounge room was still a mess; smokey air
lurked about, the table was overturned and broken, the bookshelf
had collapsed and books were sprawled over the ground as well as
shattered glass spread across the burnt carpet. Somehow the
kitchen was untouched, and on the ground lay the deserted gummy
bear packet which nobody dared to touch!
Goose Muffin was upstairs, determined to get his bow tie
straight as he looked at the mirror with frustration.
Unfortunately, this was a task that he spent many hours doing.
Mr Potato sat in the lounge room mourning over his fedora, which
had been unfairly slaughtered in the events of the previous
night. He stood up straight, and went to a nearby cabinet, it
was made of deep red soft wood and contained Mr Potato's
collection of fedoras. He scaled the shelves, and picked up a
black and white striped fedora, placing it on his head with
pride.
When Goose Muffin arrived downstairs, he immediately jumped
back, eyeing the abandoned gummy bear packet with fear. Like a
ninja, he crawled over to the kitchen and using tongs, disposed
of the gummy bears. He felt much better now. Mr Potato's stomach
grumbled, singing the song of his people loud and clear! Goose
Muffin was hungry too, so he decided to make bacon and eggs! As
they settled down, Goose Muffin pondered over thoughts but Mr
Potato dug right in, munching on the crispy cooked bacon.
Suddenly, a poof of smoke appeared and behind it came a raging
gigantic piece of bacon! Mr Potato's immediate thoughts were
that this was another event like the gummy bears and threw his
hat on the ground in rage, but the bacon stopped, and smiled...
Sparkle, as the bacon's name turned out to be, was not here to
punish them for eating bacon as she did not particularly like
the bacon people now engulfed in acidic stomach juices. She was
one of the king master person of the gummy bear's trusted
advisories and was here to help them get to Mount
ALICHSIKDHKIHDFH! Goose Muffin and Mr Potato quickly packed and
were about to leave when the question arose, "How are we to get
to the mountain?" Mr Potato asked. Sparkle laughed, clicking her
fingers as some glorious steed appeared outside.
"This is Kanye", Sparkle exclaimed, pointing to a magical
rainbow fire breathing unicorn. The unicorn tossed it's hair
around, glittering and shining. Goose Muffin was thrilled, and
Mr Potato even more so when he found out the unicorn could rap
and sing! (However he wasn't as good as Mr Potato expected)
"Kanye will take you West to Mount ALICHSIKDHKIHDFH." Sparkle
said, pointing to a distant mountain that Goose Muffin always
suspected was the Illuminati's base. Goose Muffin and Mr Potato
mounted Kanye the unicorn as he leapt off the ground and
unleashed his fiery breath, opening up his pink wings and
fluttering away.
Their trip to the mountain was magical, soaring through the blue
clouds and white skies, looking down at the land of their
enemies (The Marshmallow People!) and releasing smelly brown
bombs upon them with glee. As the mountain came into view, Mr
Potato shivered as he realised the huge mass of the it. The
giant lump of land was jagged and dangerous, their journey up to
the top would be tough but Goose Muffin was ready to face
whatever challenges they came across! Kanye dropped them off,
and turned, flying back towards their home. They were on their
own now.
Until of course they find that lady, but you'll have to wait for
that! :P
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Re: The Adventures of Goose Muffin and Mr Potato!
By: GRACETHEDUCK Date: July 18, 2015, 2:58 am
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BAHAHAHA KANYE WEST!
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Re: The Adventures of Goose Muffin and Mr Potato!
By: Sarah von Sapata Date: July 18, 2015, 4:30 am
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Kanye the unicorn will take you West to the mountain. ::)
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Re: The Adventures of Goose Muffin and Mr Potato!
By: Tux Date: July 18, 2015, 4:46 am
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[quote author=Sarah Von Sapata link=topic=157.msg25360#msg25360
date=1437188154]
If this was turned intk a movie i would marry the producer. what
a brilliant man that person woould be!
I hope u realise by now i am using a damn kindle!
[/quote]
Bit awkward...cuz you know...I may have wanted to...you know.
In regards to using a kindle: Now you know how I feel!
In regards to the story: Amazing! I could do some feed back
right now but the kindle has a massive delay between me typing
and it appearing on the screen.
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Re: The Adventures of Goose Muffin and Mr Potato!
By: Sarah von Sapata Date: July 18, 2015, 5:14 am
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And of course I was half kidding, since I could not ask for ask
husband. ::)
And yes the kindle is a struggle.
And thank you for your kind words regarding my story peeps! :)
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Re: The Adventures of Goose Muffin and Mr Potato!
By: Aidan Von Atapas Date: July 18, 2015, 5:46 am
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This story is so inspirational. It makes me want to eat bacon.
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Re: The Adventures of Goose Muffin and Mr Potato!
By: Sarah von Sapata Date: July 18, 2015, 6:47 am
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You might meet Sparkle the bacon and Kanye the unicorn can take
you to the mountain.
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