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#Post#: 18858--------------------------------------------------
Bob the Stormcloud
By: Ever.fluff Date: June 9, 2015, 11:57 pm
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There was once a cloud. Its name was Bob. It liked to eat souls.
But then a big bad Grace came along and stole all the souls. Bob
the cloud went on a quest to destroy Grace and claim all the
souls on his own. He travelled for 10 days and 9 nights, when he
finally came across Grace's lair. Armed with nothing but a
flower, he entered. Bob the cloud ventured through the dark
caverns of Grace's lair and finally found her throne. "Hi yah!"
He exclaimed, thrusting the flower in Grace's face. She screamed
with pain and dropped to the ground as the flower had
transformed into a pillow and ate her head. Bob, now Count
Palatine of StormVille, happily munched on a soul while the rest
of the land suffered from death and disease. All hail Count
Palatine Bob.
The end.
Not.
Grace survived the pillow attack and resides in a cave. Although
she's headless now. Anyway, Grace the headless duck wanted
revenge. And by revenge, she means the throne. Grace clutched a
toothpick and marched to Bob's castle. She slashed her way
through the guards and stabbed Bob in the eye.
Bob was annoyed by the duck whose head he had cut off two hours,
thirty-seven minutes and nineteen seconds ago, threw a carrot at
Grace's non-existent eye. He hit her non-existent eye, and Grace
fell backwards. The toothpick she had flew to the other side of
the room - that is, three centimetres away. Bob laughed evilly
and grabbed another carrot, ready to throw it at Grace's other
non-existent eye.
But, Grace was trained as a Bazooka duck, and took out a potato.
She threw the potato at Bob's non-existent arm but missed,
hitting him in the face instead. Cursing about her terrible
aiming skills, she picked up the carrot that had been thrown at
her non-existent eye, and threw it at Bob as well, hitting him
in his eye. Realising that she had succeeded in feeding
(DEfeating*) Bob using the carrot he threw at her, she yelled
"Thank you!" with a smile. But in acronym form, so it looked
like "TY:)!"
The end.
#Post#: 18864--------------------------------------------------
Re: Bob the Stormcloud
By: TheCyclonicStorm Date: June 10, 2015, 1:03 am
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Ha, stupid Stormcloud.
*Is a Cyclone*
*Looks at Grace*
Ah . . .
Toothpicks are always good at destroying storms, we know this
from tornadoes.
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Re: Bob the Stormcloud
By: GRACETHEDUCK Date: June 10, 2015, 1:05 am
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I forgot about that. Hmm.
#Post#: 18888--------------------------------------------------
Re: Bob the Stormcloud
By: Oafish Team Date: June 10, 2015, 1:37 am
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I read the story and then I stopped and thought:
"This sounds like an exaggerated version of one of the many
feuds between Grace and Cyclone."
#Post#: 18907--------------------------------------------------
Re: Bob the Stormcloud
By: GRACETHEDUCK Date: June 10, 2015, 1:50 am
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Oh my gosh, it actually does.
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Re: Bob the Stormcloud
By: Oafish Team Date: June 10, 2015, 1:54 am
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Exactly!
It actually does!
#Post#: 18916--------------------------------------------------
Re: Bob the Stormcloud
By: TheCyclonicStorm Date: June 10, 2015, 2:07 am
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It does. ;D
#Post#: 18925--------------------------------------------------
Re: Bob the Stormcloud
By: Sandra al-Korinth Date: June 10, 2015, 2:36 am
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I feel like Bob is Cyclone. . . Can't imagine why . . .
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Re: Bob the Stormcloud
By: GRACETHEDUCK Date: June 10, 2015, 2:41 am
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Bob isactually a cyclone.
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Re: Bob the Stormcloud
By: Ever.fluff Date: June 10, 2015, 2:43 am
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No, Bob is a Grace.
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