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Caption Competition
DIR By: Banstead Quin
Date: October 27, 2021, 5:46 am
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What can we come up with? I'm going with:-
Marcus: "So, let's see if I've got this scenario right? We have
a scrum in their 22, the forwards are on top. We have pace to
burn out wide and they're exhausted and down to 14 men. But when
I get the ball, you want me to kick it to touch?"
Faz: Yep
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Re: Caption Competition
DIR By: MadMax
Date: October 27, 2021, 6:26 am
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Farrell: So how many bank accounts have you got?
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Re: Caption Competition
DIR By: The Absolute Quintet
Date: October 27, 2021, 6:30 am
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Faz: Your taxi's arrived.
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Re: Caption Competition
DIR By: Shack
Date: October 27, 2021, 6:34 am
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There is something special going on at Saracens
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Re: Caption Competition
DIR By: Bolly-Quin
Date: October 27, 2021, 7:24 am
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"Look - Finn's talking to Gatland again - I saw them have a chat
after the last game - I bet he gets picked to start the last
test!"
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Re: Caption Competition
DIR By: fatgat
Date: October 27, 2021, 9:11 am
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--- Quote from: Banstead Quin link ---
>
> What can we come up with? I'm going with:-
>
> Marcus: "So, let's see if I've got this scenario right? We
have a scrum in their 22, the forwards are on top. We have pace
to burn out wide and they're exhausted and down to 14 men. But
when I get the ball, you want me to kick it to touch?"
>
> Faz: Yep
>
>
> Marcus: Naff off skipper, you may wear a Fez, but I'm the
magician!
>
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Re: Caption Competition
DIR By: poorfour
Date: October 27, 2021, 9:46 am
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--- Quote from: fatgat link ---
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> Marcus: Naff off skipper, you may wear a Fez, but I'm the
magician!
>
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[to the tempo of the old bottle, glass routine] Dummy, Pass,
Pass, Dummy, Dummy, Pass....
One thing I've noticed is that the most dangerous time to be
Quins' opponents is when one of our players throws one of those
awful passes that bounces before it gets to Marcus. In any other
hands, it'd be a turnover, but in his I've lost count of how
often it leads to a try.
Perhaps, like Tommy Cooper, it's not actually accidental but
something that Quins studiously practice so that it only looks
like an accident but is actually a planned training ground move.
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Re: Caption Competition
DIR By: raedarius
Date: October 27, 2021, 11:40 am
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Faz: "Our forum's banned AB. How's yours doing with Quintron?"
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Re: Caption Competition
DIR By: JammyGit
Date: October 27, 2021, 11:46 am
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--- Quote from: raedarius link ---
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> Faz: "Our forum's banned AB. How's yours doing with
Quintron?"
>
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Did they really?!
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Re: Caption Competition
DIR By: raedarius
Date: October 27, 2021, 11:51 am
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Yep. Much to their credit. AB went full-on in the Bath forum,
including a comment about Danny Care (edit - shouldn't really
reignite it by repeating), and it escalated.
Only ten years coming, but good on them.
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