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       from english to german
   DIR By: SpiderGoat
       Date: April 23, 2014, 1:25 am
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       Europe English
       The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
       English will be the official language of the EU rather than
       German which was the other possibility.
       As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded
       that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
       accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as
       "Euro-English".
       In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly,
       this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c"
       will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up
       konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
       There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when
       the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make
       words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
       In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
       ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
       possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double
       letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
       Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the
       language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
       By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
       replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year,
       ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and
       similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of
       leters.
       After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer
       vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to
       understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!
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