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       #Post#: 239--------------------------------------------------
       Adventures In Ed Sitting
       By: Cya Date: June 1, 2019, 4:12 pm
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       "Hey sockhead!" Double D turned away from the device he was
       trying to recalibrate and responded to his pint sized friend.
       "Yes, Eddy?" "How much longer until we can fix this overgrown
       brat?" "I'm almost finished. Just a few slight adjustments and
       May will be back to normal." "You said that almost ten minutes
       ago. I don't want to wait until she fills her pamper." "Look,
       Eddy. I wasn't the one that came up with this little babysitting
       scheme." "Don't give me any lip. We're all going to get it if
       the Kankers find their sister like this." "Thankfully, Ed's
       distracting them right now." *Cut away to Ed just running around
       the trailer being chased by Marie and Lee Kanker* Eddy and
       Double D's conversation was interrupted by the large teen baby
       crying her eyes out as she bounced around in her baby bouncer.
       She held up an empty bottle as her toothless gums were on full
       display. The blond was so thirsty even though she drained the
       entire baba mere seconds ago. "Shut it!" Eddy yelled as he
       picked up the large pacifier from the tray and stuffed it into
       May's toothless mouth. Instantly her muffled cries dissipated
       and were replaced by the rhythmic suckling of the rubber nipple.
       The blond couldn't comprehend what the boys were arguing about,
       but she didn't care. Her gums felt relieved by the gentle caress
       of the soother. Poor girl was basically teething afterall. She
       drooled as she tried to understand what had happened to her.
       There was a bright flash of light and she went from being a big
       girl, who went to school, to being in this onesie and diaper.
       Focusing on the past only made things more fussy, it felt better
       to just focus on the binky. Her big buck teeth had just come in
       she remembered and they needed to be massaged. Good thing for
       that soother. A rumble from her stomach caught her attention as
       a warmth spread across her crotch. She giggled from behind her
       pacifier which allowed some drool to flow down her chin as the
       mess within her huggies spread. "Oh my goodness. What is that
       smell?!" "Damn it, sockhead. I told you to hurry up!"
       "Yoo hoo, boys!" Double D and Eddy turned away from May Kanker,
       who bounced around in her bouncer mindlessly, and spotted a
       bizarre sight. "When did you blast her, Double D?!" Eddy
       questioned in a nervous tone. Marie Kanker stood in the doorway
       wearing only a top and a thick, white disposable diaper as she
       held a rattle. She stood with her diapered butt sticking out
       while she puckered her lips. They were a crimson red from the
       freshly applied lipstick. "I noticed that you guys are paying
       May all the attention. So, now I'm the bigger baby." She wiggles
       her padded bum seductively. "When you boys going to change me?"
       The blue haired teen winked. "You've got to be kidding me?!"
       Eddy called out. Meanwhile, Double D was looking down and away
       from the diapered vixen in front of him. He was overcome by
       shyness and blushed profusely. He would never admit it to his
       friends, but he did have a crush on the blue haired teen from
       the trailer park. He looked up slightly, only to stammer out
       random strings of gibberish. "Aye umm, yeah, well, no. I
       mean...ugh." "Spit it out brainiac!" "What?! I'm not babyish
       enough for ya?!" Marie whined. "We're not running a daycare you
       know." "I bet you'd make a lot of money if you did." Marie shot
       back. "Money!" Eddy's eyes lit up with large dollar signs. "Now
       Double D, I've been a bad baby, you gonna spank me?" Marie
       slowly waddled over to the anxious genius. Once she got close
       enough, she gently placed a hand onto his shoulder. The poor boy
       fidgeted and dropped the device to the floor. A mighty blast
       shot out from the tip of the antenna at the end of the mechanism
       and illuminated Marie's eyes. Time stood still for those seconds
       while the teen's brainwaves were severely altered. The blue
       haired diaper girl slouched slightly, bending her knees at a
       ninety degree angle as she started pushing out a fresh load into
       her oversized Huggies. Her vacant gaze stared straight into
       Double D's eyes, drool lingering on her lips, while she filled
       the disposable to capacity. The infantalized teen slapped her
       behind and yelled out a toddlerish remark. Something to the
       effect of "I made poopie." "Oh my! Marie!?" Edd stared back at
       the baby brained teen before him. "What have I done?!" Eddy
       slapped his forehead in deep frustration."I'm not getting paid
       enough for this." "Aarrrggghhhh!" A deep growl called out from
       beyond the doorway. "Oh great. Now what?!"
       Sarah stomped into Double D's room in her typical angry
       demeanor. Upon entering, she immediately yelled out to Eddy who
       stood closest to the open door. "Where's my big brother?!" After
       shouting, the young brat saw May in the baby bouncer. She didn't
       know what to say. She then looked over at May's sister Marie,
       who was also diapered and acting strangely while staring at
       Double D. "What's going on in here and where is Ed?!" "Nothing,
       we're just, ummm... running an adoption service! The ever quick
       on his toes scammer announced. Eddy made sure to smile and point
       to May Kanker. The baby brained May merely blew spit bubbles
       while slapping the drool on her tray as everyone looked at her.
       "What's the catch?" "Nothing, but we don't supply diapers here."
       "I don't want to change diapers!" Sarah groaned. "Look, I see
       you and railroad tracks playing with dolls all the time. This is
       the real thing. I figured for a buck you'd buy a new dolly, but
       if you don't want them we can turn them back to normal." Eddy
       bluffed. "They're babies?" Sarah said, stunned. "Yeah, Double D
       did it." "I guess I'll take the blue haired one. Give you a
       quarter." "What?!" Eddy screeched. "A dollar!" With the
       negotiations well underway, Double D was still mumbling and
       feeling guilty about what his invention did to May and Marie.
       Meanwhile, Marie stared at him with unknowing eyes, clearly
       devoid of thought and logic. A trail of drool cascaded down her
       crimson lipstick covered lips and onto her chin. She waddled
       closely to Double D and locked eyes with him. "Sold!" Eddy
       declared. "Give me my quarters!" Sarah tossed a few coins over
       her shoulder at Eddy, who caught them in a jar, while she walked
       towards the diaper clad punk girl. The pint sized terror smiled
       at the scene before her. "Looks like you're too young for Double
       D now." The redhead giggled. "Ama babu da" Marie slurred
       slightly in an unintellible response. "Thank you, Double D."
       Sarah picked up the device next to the sock headed inventor and
       walked out of the room with it as Marie crawled out with her.
       "Jimmy!" The girl announced as she exited the house. "Bring the
       baby carriage here!" The boy with the braces came running while
       pushing the old fashion pram. "Yes, Sarah?" Before the redhead
       could answer, Marie toddled out of the house behind her new
       babysitter. At some point the blue haired teen baby managed to
       rise to her feet and shakily follow Sarah.. however, once she
       came outside she instantly tripped due to her severe lack of
       coordination and fell into the baby carriage. "Look at the cute
       baby, Sarah!" Jimmy swooned while Sarah looked into the
       stroller, making sure that her new dolly was safe. The little
       girl quickly put Marie's hair into pigtails and popped a massive
       pacifier into the surprised girl's toothless mouth. Marie looked
       up at Sarah, eyes devoid of thought, as her mouth went into
       autopilot, suckling the binky for all she was worth. A warm
       feeling enveloped her thickly diaper clad crotch while she
       bathed in all the nice, fussy sensations which overwhelmed her
       babied brain. Her gums were being massaged and her bladder was
       relived. The teen baby felt at piece. "Let's go show off our new
       baby. Maybe find some more." Sarasota grinned as she held the
       device. Jimmy nodded, pushing the stroller down the cul-de-sac
       with his best friend and new baby doll.
       Sarah and Jimmy walked together as the boy with braces pushed a
       stroller which contained the blue haired Kanker. Unbeknownst to
       the two youngsters, Marie's diaper was saturated, but she did
       not alert them to her current soggy state. She was so much more
       interested in her surroundings and gazed at the various houses
       which lined the cul-de-sac while she laid back in the carriage.
       Nearby, the blond diva of the neighborhood emerged from her
       house. She did a few stretches on her doorstep and stood up
       straight, walking out to the sidewalk. That's when she noticed
       the large baby pram and called out to the two tykes. "Woah
       dudes. Who's that in the stroller?" Sarah sighed as Jimmy smiled
       and pushed the pram towards Nazz. "It's our new baby!" Jimmy
       jubilantly stated. "Yeah, bought the brat off of Eddy for fifty
       cents." Sarah added. "Umm, is she okay?" Nazz looked down at a
       drooling Marie. "She's fine." Sarah reached in and patted the
       teen's diaper. "Maybe a little wet." "Eww, gross!" Nazz
       exclaimed, feeling repulsed. "That's what babies do, missy."
       "Jimmy's right. Now we need to go find a towel to use and get
       her changed." Sarah explained. "I have some diapers you can
       have. I am a babysitter after all." The redhead was getting a
       bit annoyed by Nazz. Always stealing Double D's attention and
       now trying to one up her baby caring skills. 'She really needs
       an attitude adjustment.' Sarah thought. Then she remembered that
       she had the bizarre remote which made May and Marie mentally
       infantile. "Thanks, Nazz. Can we change her in your house?"
       Sarah smiled a fake, toothy grin. "Yeah, I guess. Just make sure
       she doesn't leak on my carpet." Nazz led the two children and
       their oversized teen baby into her home. Jimmy had some trouble
       getting the carriage up the lone doorstep, but with Sarah's
       help, he got her through the door and inside. Marie started
       wailing, her wet diaper had grown clammy against her crotch.
       "Sarah! Do something. She's so loud!" Jimmy whined. "It's okay,
       little dude. I got this." Nazz quickly scooped up the crying
       Kanker from the pram and took her over to the coffee table.
       "Stop showing off!" Sarah snapped. "What's your problem?" Nazz
       turned around with Marie on her hip. It was an awkward sight.
       The blond balancing a girl that was as tall as her on her hip.
       "I'm tired of you trying to act like you're better then me!"
       Sarah pointed the remote towards her blond rival. Nazz started
       laughing. "The TV's over there, dude." Sarah merely smiled,
       enjoying just how oblivious the blond bimbo was to the power
       that she wielded in her hand. The redhead slowly raised her left
       index finger up and then slammed it down upon the large, red
       button on the red remote. "Bye bye." A beam of light shot out at
       Nazz, enveloping her and causing the blond to drop Marie. The
       startled Kanker fell on the carpet with a squish and watched the
       light manipulate Nazz's clothes. "What the...!" Nazz cried out.
       Her blue pants crept up her slender legs and started crinkling
       as they turned to plastic. The blue material not only began to
       make crunching and crinkly noises, it also turned a shiny shade
       of white while bunching up between her legs. Meanwhile, her
       shirt started to shrink, turning into a bib. A pacifier
       mysterious manifested itself into the teen's mouth. She took
       unsteady steps backwards, trying to escape the beam. However,
       she tripped over what was left of her shoes and fell onto the
       very coffee table that moments earlier she had planned to change
       Marie on. In an instant the table, effected by the beam, grew
       taller, filling with baby supplies, growing a padded top, and a
       mobile sprouted out of nowhere over the changing table. Soon the
       beam faded and revealed the results of the transformation which
       was mostly obscured by the light. Nazz laid on her front, atop
       the former coffee table turned padded changing table, her brain
       a thousand miles away. The baby brained teen blinked dumbly and
       started to use her tongue to explore the angles, flats, and
       curves of the bulbous silicone teet which now occupied her
       toothless maw. The binky's bulb caused her to feel every detail
       of her gum's various smooth ridges and bumps. Saliva aided her
       suckling as she started to drool slightly, spittle leaving her
       mouth from around the shield of the pacifier and coated her chin
       and bib in drool. "Sarah!?" Jimmy cried. "What did you do?"
       "Make us another dolly, silly."
       "What a sap. Grade A sucker written all over the little twerp!"
       Eddy laughed as he held up a jar with about a dollar in quarters
       in it. "I would've went as low as a nickel to get rid of a
       Kanker!" However, Double D was still in a deep melancholy. There
       was no way that the young prodigy could take part in his pal's
       merriment. After all, he had single hardly turned two normal,
       teenaged girls into overgrown infants. Before Eddy could yell at
       his partner in crime, there was a loud knock at the door. "Who
       could that be? Better not be Sarah. I said no refunds!" Eddy
       declared as he ran over to the door and pushed against it with
       all his might. He was no match for Lee Kanker, wielding Ed like
       a battering ram. The door flattened the young con artist, while
       Lee took a step forward, holding Ed under her arm. She stood
       atop the fallen oak door and yelled out. "Where's my sisters?"
       Lee jumped down from the door and dropped Ed as she ran over to
       May. The baby brained blond was deep throating a rattle. Every
       now and then her gums rubbed up against the stiff, round plastic
       of the infantile toy. She cooed and gurgled, spilling drool all
       over the tray in front of her as she sucked on it. "What the
       heck is the matter with you and, is that a dyuper?" Lee asked,
       dumbfounded as she lifted up her bangs to get a better look at
       her blank eyed, slack jawed baby sister. Eddy sprung out from
       under the door, like an accordion, dizzy and razzled. "Did
       anybody get the number of that truck?" Big Ed grabbed his buddy
       and shook some sense back into him. "I'm sorry Eddy!" The big
       lug cried. "I circled the wagons as best as I could!" "All you
       had to do was keep her distracted until we could fix her sister
       and now-" "Will someone tell me what the heck is going on around
       here?!" Double D looked up from his moody self pity session.
       "I'm sorry, Lee. My newest invention has rendered May and Marie
       into a bunch of drooling vegetables." "Ed loves potatoes!"
       "That's not what I meant, Ed. Anyway I-" "Look, Mr. Science. You
       did this and that means that you can fix this." "But, Lee. I
       can't even begin to-" "No, buts or else I'm gonna put you inna
       crib with Marie." "You can't do that! What about my scam?!" Eddy
       whined. "Don't you worry about a thing. We can raise umm all
       over again while you're the daddy and guess who's gonna be on
       diaper duty." Eddy sidestepped over to Double D and whispered
       into his ear. "You better fix this sockhead!" "Eddy, I have to
       get the device back and recalibrate it." "Uurrrgggh. Let's go
       find those twerps!" Meanwhile, back at Nazz's house. "Sarah, I
       think Marie made a stinky." "Darn it, Jimmy. I'm bored of that
       dolly." Marie laid totally oblivious in her pram, sucking the
       thick rubber bulb of her pacifier. She felt a wet and mushy load
       in her pampers, but it didn't concern her. Soothing the ache in
       her toothless gums proved to be a much more urgent endeavor for
       the dimwitted teen baby. Her slick gums rubbed against the
       enlarged nipple of the binky. Occasionally, she'd bite on it or
       chew on it to really get the gums working. "But Sarah, she's our
       responsibility now." "Okay, fine. But you gotta get the
       supplies." Sarah stood up from her latest fashion show. Nazz had
       gotten the full treatment, a baby dress, make up and even a new
       hair do. Before Jimmy called Sarah away from Nazz, the poor
       babified teen was being teased by Sarah with a large, fat binky.
       Ed led the way, sniffing the ground like a Bloodhound, as Double
       D, Eddy and Lee Kanker followed. The drooling teen baby
       currently laid back in a makeshift pram, furiously chomping on a
       ring toy. Her egs pushed wide and dangling off the sides by a
       huge disposable diaper that was held in place by the yellow
       onesie. Her eldest sister pushed her along. The poor, baby
       brained girl worked on a circular teething toy, chewing on the
       ring which had little bumps and indentations all over it. The
       object tasted like plastic to the incapacitated, overgrown
       infant, but was also quite squishy and soothing to her toothless
       gums. Drool enveloped the infantile object and much of her chin.
       Lee would occasionally look down at her baby sister and quickly
       look away. The redhead pitied May greatly and couldn't wait to
       find the two brats and set things straight. "Where's that big
       lug leading us?" "According to my calculations and, Ed's keen
       sense of smell, I believe that Nazz's house is our destination."
       Double D replied. "As long as we get that qizmo back, I don't
       care if he leads us to the moon." ----Back at Nazz's House---- A
       squelching sound rang out as Sarah lowered Marie onto the table
       that appeared with a babified Nazz. "Nurse, I need the
       supplies." Sarah held out her gloved hand to Jimmy. "Just a
       minute, Doctor." Jimmy struggled to find the powder and wipes.
       An annoyed growl came from the pint sized redhead. "How can I
       work under these conditions?!" "I'm sorry, Doctor Sarah!" Jimmy
       finally handed her a large diaper bag. "Open it up and hand me
       some wipes!" "Whiops, sorry." Jimmy did as he was told, handing
       Sarah some baby wipes and wiping a drop of sweat off of his
       brow. "Powder!" Jimmy fumbled with the canister of talcum,
       dropping it to the floor while Marie giggled and blew spit
       bubbles. "Faster!" Sarah barked, hand still empty and waiting.
       "Here." Jimmy finally retrieved the can of powder and quickly
       handed it to his friend. Sarah rapidly dumped half the can all
       over Marie's stomach, crotch and butt. "Disposable!" Jimmy
       feverishly dug through the diaper bag and came up empty handed.
       He ended up turning the bag upside down and dumping the bag's
       contents on the floor. "What's taking so long?!" "I could only
       find this." Jimmy held up a big cloth diaper and safety pin.
       "Alright, I guess I'll have to improvise." Sarah stated with a
       grin. ---The Eds and Kanker sisters--- "Howaga!" Ed stood on all
       fours, pointing at Nazz's door in a dog pose. "Good work,
       sparky." Eddy praised his big counterpart and gave him a dog
       treat. "Out of the way!" Lee abandoned the pram and May to bust
       down the door. The crashing down of the front door silenced the
       symphony of laughter that Sarah and Jimmy produced. The two
       brats looked away from their infantile display and starred at
       the door like a pair of deers caught in the path of headlights.
       "What the heck did you twerp do to Marie?!" Lee demanded firmly,
       pointing at her blue haired sister. Marie was sucking on a big
       binky, drooling profusely while suspended from the ceiling by a
       pair of straps which attached to her oversized cloth diaper. She
       was getting one hell of a wedgie, but she was too brain dead to
       realize it.
       
       #Post#: 240--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Adventures In Ed Sitting
       By: Cya Date: June 1, 2019, 4:12 pm
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       Ed led the way, sniffing the ground like a Bloodhound, as Double
       D, Eddy and Lee Kanker followed. The drooling teen baby
       currently laid back in a makeshift pram, furiously chomping on a
       ring toy. Her legs pushed wide, dangling off the sides of the
       pram by a huge disposable diaper, which was held in place by the
       yellow onesie. Her eldest sister pushed her along. The poor,
       baby brained girl worked on a circular teething toy, chewing on
       the ring which had little bumps and indentations all over it.
       The object tasted like plastic to the incapacitated, overgrown
       infant, but was also quite squishy and soothing to her toothless
       gums. Drool enveloped the infantile object and much of her chin.
       Lee would occasionally look down at her baby sister and quickly
       look away. The redhead pitied May greatly and couldn't wait to
       find the two brats responsible for making her sister an
       overgrown baby and once she found them, she'd set things
       straight.  "Where's that big lug leading us?" "According to my
       calculations, and Ed's keen sense of smell, I believe that
       Nazz's house is our destination." Double D replied.  "As long as
       we get that qizmo back, I don't care if he leads us to the
       moon." ----Back at Nazz's House---- A squelching sound rang out
       as Sarah lowered Marie onto the table that had appeared with a
       babified Nazz. "Nurse, I need the supplies." Sarah held out her
       gloved hand to Jimmy. "Just a minute, Doctor." Jimmy struggled
       to find the powder and wipes. An annoyed growl came from the
       pint sized redhead. "How can I work under these conditions?!"
       "I'm sorry, Doctor Sarah!" Jimmy finally handed her a large
       diaper bag. "Open it up and hand me some wipes!" "Oops, sorry."
       Jimmy did as he was told, handing Sarah some baby wipes and
       wiping a drop of sweat off of his brow. "Powder!" Jimmy fumbled
       with the canister of talcum, dropping it to the floor while
       Marie giggled and blew spit bubbles. "Faster!" Sarah barked,
       hand still empty and waiting.  "Here." Jimmy finally retrieved
       the can of powder and quickly handed it to his friend.  Sarah
       rapidly dumped half the can all over Marie's stomach, crotch and
       butt. "Disposable!" Jimmy feverishly dug through the diaper bag
       and came up empty handed. He ended up turning the bag upside
       down and dumping the bag's contents on the floor.  "What's
       taking so long?!" "I could only find this." Jimmy held up a big
       cloth diaper and safety pin. "Alright, I guess I'll have to
       improvise." Sarah stated with a grin. ---The Front of Nazz's
       House--- "Howaga!" Ed stood on all fours, pointing at Nazz's
       door in a dog pose. "Good work, sparky." Eddy praised his big
       counterpart and gave him a dog treat. "Out of the way!" Lee
       abandoned the pram May laid in to bust down the door, grabbing
       Ed by the collar, she used him like a batteringram. The crashing
       of the front door silenced the symphony of laughter that Sarah
       and Jimmy produced. The two brats looked away from their
       infantile display and starred at the door like a pair of deers
       caught in headlights. "What the heck did you twerps do to
       Marie?!"  Lee demanded firmly, pointing at her blue haired
       sister who was suspended from the cieling. Marie was sucking on
       a big binky, drooling profusely while hanging by a pair of
       straps which attached to her oversized cloth diaper. She was
       getting one hell of a wedgie, but she was too brain dead to
       realize it. Sarah and Jimmy stammered, searching for an answer
       to the question posed by the toughest bully in Peach Creek Eddy
       and Double D stepped over the damaged threshold and Ed to enter
       Nazz's home. Each Ed boy was stunned by the state Marie Kanker
       was displayed in save for Eddy who started laughing like a
       madman.  Lee quickly shot a look their way which caused the Eds
       to practically freeze in place. "Now that the peanut gallery has
       been taken care of. Would one of you two brats tell me why my
       sisters are brain dead?! The normally forceful Sarah was at a
       loss for words, knowing that she couldn't talk her way out of
       this. She scanned the area around herself, looking for the
       device. If only she could blast Lee, then she'd be queen of the
       Cul de Sac! "You got three seconds or I'm gonna pound ya!" "I'm
       sorry! I'm sorry!" The limp waisted cohort of Sarah cried out
       and pulled out the device from his back pocket. "It was this
       thing. Sarah used it on them!" "You little weasel!" The little
       redhead was livid and pounced at her friend with the headgear.
       Instantly Jimmy was knocked down, sending the device flying out
       from his grasp. A ball of rage and smoke enveloped the two kids
       while Sarah gave him a solid beating. Lee could careless about
       that as she watched the gizmo hit the floor, shattering into a
       million pieces. All eyes suddenly looked at the spot where the
       infantalizer ray met it's end. Only the two overgrown babies in
       the house didn't look, transfixed on either sucking their
       oversized pacifiers, like Marie or playing with their feet and
       suckling their toes like Nazz was doing. Either way, it didn't
       matter who was watching or not, the only device which could've
       solved all of this infantile mayhem had been destroyed.  "My
       goodness!" Double D called out, briskly running to the spot
       where the ray had broken into a million pieces. "What ever will
       we do now? My device is ruined!" "That was your do dad?" Lee
       looked at the beanie wearing genius for a moment, waiting for
       his response. "Yes, it was." "Look, you got brains, you're gonna
       fix it or make a new one, I don't care how, but you're gonna
       make this right." "Yes, Lee. You're right this is all my fault."
       The redheaded Kanker plucked a scrappy Sarah off of Jimmy,
       holding her up by the belt of her jeans. "Nah, this one is the
       one who did the damge. See what she did to Marie and May." The
       blue haired Kanker happily bobbed up and down in her makeshift
       baby bouncer. In reality, the Ed's were responsible for the
       Kanker sisters trip back to babyhood and Double was just moments
       away from spilling the beans until Eddy put his hand over Double
       D's mouth. "Yep, Sarah did it all. We're going to get right to
       work on that new ray for you." Eddy walked backwards, holding
       Double D's mouth shut, as they both made their way to where Ed
       stood by the door. "Not so fast, sweet cheeks. You and the big
       lug gotta babysit my sisters until that gizmo is fixed." "We'll
       be as gentle as kittens babysitting a bowl of jello." The two Ed
       boys starred at their big friend for a second. "Yeah, what Ed
       said. Umm, I think I hear May crying, probably needs a diaper
       change!" Eddy quickly ran out of the door, Double D and Ed
       following closely behind. "As for you." Lee eye balled Sarah.
       "Let me go! I didn't do anything!" "Sure, you didn't do nuthin.
       Obviously, my sister hung her diaper from the roof for fun,
       right?" Sarah couldn't answer the rhetorical question and
       squirmed fiercely, trying to free herself from Lee's grip. "Just
       let me go!" "No can do, but I do got an idea." Lee smiled
       maliciously at her captive causing Sarah to gulp in distress.
       -----Later That Day---- The sun was shining down upon the Cul de
       Sac as the Ed's were hard at work. Double D was midway through
       repairing the device that had caused this bizarre series of
       events. Nuts and bolts screwed in, relays soddered to their
       respective components and calibrations being made while the
       young genius sat at a table in his front yard. Meanwhile, on the
       sidewalk in front of Double D, Eddy was wrist deep in another
       dirty diaper that May had produced. While Eddy complained about
       the diapering, May was gurgling spit bubbles and generally
       looking like no one was home upstairs.  Ed on the other hand was
       having a blast playing piggyback with Marie. The natural
       childlike mind of Ed had no problem making the blue haired teen
       baby giggle and laugh. Their minds were almost on an equal
       footing save for the fact that Marie was literally a toddler,
       mentally speaking  Nazz sat in a playpen near by, shaking a
       rattle and occasionally gumming it and trying to chew it which
       ultimately ended with her sucking on the plastic orb.
       Regardless, she was content in her filled pamper and contained
       by the mesh playpen. The Ed's had to keep her in the baby jail
       because they had found out that morning that she was a little
       free spirit, wandering off at a moment's notice. "Ouch!" Sarah
       cried out as Lee hit her square in the back, sending her rolling
       forward on her tricycle. The young terror was clad in a thick
       disposable diaper, like the Kanker sisters and Nazz. The only
       difference between her and the other babies was the simple fact
       that she still had her mind intact. No baby brained bliss for
       her. Nope, Lee wanted her to be humiliated in front of the
       entire Cul de Sac and she soon became the laughing stock of the
       neighborhood. Kevin, Rolf and Johnny all busted up laughing at
       her diapered state as she rode around, embarrassed and degraded
       on her little bike. ------The End?-------
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